Multispeed basic vibrating bullet - bullet vibrator by EdenFantasys - review by That Man from Mars

This little guy really packs a punch, first off. At only $9.99, I wasn't expecting some superb quality of a vibrator, and to be frank this really did blow me away. It is by far my favorite one we own and has brought her to climax quite easily. The smooth plastic casing glides easily over her skin, especially with a bit of lube involved. These vibrations are so powerful that I could easily see this thing used for other erogenous zones and, hell, even massages. You may find yourself a bit limited on where it can be used, since it is indeed a noisy little guy and not waterproof.

The range of power to the vibrations is not a whole lot, and I'd say it goes from medium to high to through-the-roof in strength. I usually like to start out on the lowest setting so as not to numb her, and as she builds I increase it bit by bit. This works very well and is quite a bit of fun for the partner.

The bullet is made of plastic, with a metallic coating over it that makes it really look like metal. I'm a metal fetishist, so I found this very enjoyable, though it's only appearance. The egg still acts and feels like plastic.

The casing of the controller is a very light, thin, transparent purple plastic with the EdenFantasys logo painted on the front in green and pink. It is slightly textured and allows for a bit more grip than the bullet, and had been easy for me to handle even with lube on my fingers.

Neither the bullet nor the controller are waterproof, so please keep the product dry. Being plastic, it is non-porous and phthalate-free, hypoallergenic, and has no real smell or taste. Any sort of lube can be used, and it can be cleaned with antibacterial soap and hot water or by wiping down with isopropyl alcohol.

Weighing in at 0.3lbs, this little guy is hardly a heavy-weight. The bullet is 3 1/4" in circumference (1" diameter) and 2 1/4" long. It fits in the palm of my hand very easily. The motor inside rotates smoothly, so it doesn't shake back and forth like some vibes do. Instead it just sits against your skin and vibrates like crazy, sleek surface gliding readily. This is probably the only vibe we have that I would say doesn't require lube. I would not insert this into your vagina or anus, as there is no handle and the vibe can become very slippery and, god forbid, end up lost somewhere unpleasant.



The purple controller carries the two AA batteries (not included) and is triangular in shape, easy to hold and easy to use, with the dial found at the more narrow end. The dial protrudes out both sides of the casing, and can be adjusted from either side or using two fingers rather than one, which is useful if yours are covered in lube. There are little white indicators on either side where the dial is to indicate volume.



The cord that extends from the controller is about 31" long and has allowed decent room for us to play together, though I wouldn't have minded if it were a bit longer. There is a little tie that comes with it, but I just tossed it because I'm too lazy to use ties.

This is pretty obviously a vibe and I wouldn't call it discreet, particularly when it's in use.

Turning the dial just a bit will turn the vibrator on. It starts at what I would call a medium setting, and as you rotate the dial, it will strengthen to a higher level fairly evenly. At the highest setting it is enough to numb my hand pretty easily and can be quite overwhelming to sensitive areas.

I will say that given the power of this thing, it isn't surprising the batteries don't last too long. It will probably last about two hours if you left it on the entire time.

This little guy is very, very noisy, even at the lowest level.

Being plastic, this is pretty easy to care for. Don't submerge it in water since it is not waterproof. Wipe it down with a moist, soapy rag, or use a toy cleaner. The eden wipes are perfect for this.

Store it somewhere dry and relatively cool. It gets hot where I live, so I prefer not to let it sit in direct sunlight since plastic can melt or deform under a lot of direct heat.

I keep all my vibes in a box, each with their own little baggie. This one comes in a plain, clear plastic bag, but cannot be reused.