Silent vibrations probe - traditional vibrator by Doc Johnson - review by Carrie Ann

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A Throbbing Good Time!

It's really nice to come across a vibrator that gives a different sensation than the normal buzz, buzz, buzzing. This one really feels different. For twenty bucks you absolutely can't beat the throbbing sensation and amazing oomph of this toy.
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Pros:
Fairly quiet, not overly long, amazing thrumming, throbbing vibration.
Cons:
Goes thru a LOT of batteries.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review
Sweet leapin' jingle bells, this thing is something else!

I chose it because it claims to be both powerful and quiet and I generally trust Doc Johnson toys. The fact that it's plastic and works with any kind of lube was another plus. But I'm keeping it because...

It throbs.

It comes in your typical, plastic, hard to open adult toy packaging. Nothing fancy.

It doesn't look fancy, either; a cotton candy shade of pink, twist off end for battery insertion, a simple roller dial to adjust the speed. It takes three double A batteries that go in their own little harness inside the vibe and they are very easy to insert and remove for replacement.

Simple. Easy.

And then you turn it on. And the thing THROBS. It is absolutely not the normal type of vibration you get with most toys. If I set it down on my desk while it's turned on it actually throbs itself right off the desk. It doesn't just hum and buzz. It SHAKES in your hand.

The odd thing is that it didn't feel all that "powerful" in my hand despite the throbbing, shaking feel of it.

Pressed against a clit, though? Orgasm is inevitable. Fast. Almost too fast. It vrooms and throbs and shakes and thrums and before you even get to the good part in the porn you popped in you're shaking and throbbing and ooooohing right back at it!

I haven't tried inserting it yet. I'm waiting for just the right mood for that. But I've used it repeatedly for clitoral stimulation and I'm seriously in love. To heck with the cheesy plastic and Pepto-Bismal color. They just don't matter. This thing ROCKS.

It's not quite as "silent" as they advertise it to be. It's quiet. With the door closed I doubt anyone is going to hear it unless they're listening for it. But it's not silent.

It also chews thru batteries very, very quickly. I'm getting off with this thing in less than five minutes and still only getting about two uses per set of batteries. But, hey, that's what rechargables are for, right?

I'd definitely recommend this for those who like a smallish, fairly discreet length (though it's a thick vibrator|Silent vibrations probe) and for it's amazing power for it's size and noise level as well as anyone looking for a "different" sensation in a vibe.

It thrums, man. That's really all I can say. I'm in love.
Follow-up commentary
So I still love this toy but I'm beginning to get aggravated by the way it chews up batteries. It seems to do it faster with every use, oddly enough, and it never takes me more than six, seven minutes to orgasm with this thing so that's a very quick drain in a very short time.


This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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Comments
  • Cock Wrangler
    Nice review. And, it's hard plastic which is relatively nonporous but not sterilizable, so cover if sharing with a non-fluid bonded partner. Also, not safe for anal play (I know someone would want to try).
  • Epiphora
    Interesting. I wonder how they make it do that.
  • Victoria
    Thanks for the follow up!!!
  • Airen Wolf
    Still even for a battery hog it'd be great if you could count on a quick no fuss orgasm...
  • Carrie Ann
    Six months later and I've actually tossed this one away. It was draining batteries at an alarming rate - to the point one set wouldn't even last/give enough strength for a single orgasm. Not only is that aggravating but it made me nervous. Draining three batteries that fast isn't normal for anything. I'm thinking using it is going to blow up the environment or something. Lol. So in the trash it went.

    A shame, too, cuz the vibes were amazing.
  • lamira
    You're reviews are always great, thanks!!
  • Miss T
    Awesome review! Too bad it's a battery eater!
  • ShadowKitten
    thanks for the review, this thing has a nice girth to it
  • Beck
    Sad that you had throw one away. I hate battery eaters. Great review though.
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