Multispeed basic vibrating bullet - bullet vibrator by EdenFantasys - review by Kayla

The EdenFantasys Multispeed Basic Vibrating Bullet is a regular bullet with the EF logo on it. It's battery controlled and includes a 2-foot long cord. The bullet is made from plastic and the remote is too. The cord is covered to keep it from being harmed by liquids, but this toy is not waterproof. This bullet vibrator takes two AA batteries. The remote is about four inches long and the bullet is about two inches long with a diameter of about 3/4 inch. The real-size widget is spot on, and the color, while a bit darker in real-life, is about the same color as in the picture.

I'm one of those people that really loves EF. I know I spend way too much of my life on this website, so when it comes to EF-branded merchandise, I'm going to end up buying it. (If only those totes were for sale.) I did purchase this bullet as well. EF is currently holding a Facebook promotion to receive one for free, but I get nervous when dealing with Facebook and adult sites, so I just bought it. The logo is printed really nicely on the side (and looks very pretty), and I've tried scratching the logo off, but it doesn't come off. This logo should stay on there for quite a bit of time until your own body oils end up making it come off just from natural use of the toy.

This bullet doesn't really have any sort of specific packaging. Instead, this bullet comes packaged (without any batteries) in a plain, clear plastic bag. This bag can be torn open to reach the sex toy, but it won't do much good for long-term storage since the bag is not resealable. Inside the toy is a small (and hilarious) instruction manual on how-to insert the batteries. It's hilarious since step 1 tells you to open the battery compartment - but this piece of paper is hidden INSIDE the battery compartment.

The batteries that this bullet takes are two AA batteries. The batteries insert a bit oddly, so make sure to follow the diagram that is printed on the inside of the toy to make sure that you get it right. Make sure to also turn off the vibrator before starting since, once the batteries are inserted, it'll start right up; even without the battery compartment being closed. The battery compartment can be a bit difficult to close, but it's not horribly frustrating.

This bullet does pack a punch though! It's definitely a strong little bullet - especially for AA batteries. Most women will probably be comfortably using the medium levels for most of their use. I'm sad to say that the strength is actually a downside though. Because of how strong the bullet is, it's near impossible to actually hold onto the bullet without your fingers getting very numb very quickly. This makes the bullet more of a pain to use than it should be. Unless you plan on inserting the bullet for use, the higher settings are pretty much impossible to use because your fingers will get extremely uncomfortable holding the bullet.

As for noise, the medium to lower levels of the vibrations are pretty quiet. They can't be heard through a closed door, but they could be heard in the same room. However, the loud setting is a bit ridiculous; once you crank it all the way up, it's not *quite* as loud as a rabbit vibrator, but it's getting pretty close. It actually woke up my boyfriend on the couch with a "why are you using the blender at 8 in the morning" while I was writing this review. So, yes, it is loud. The toy can also get louder if no pressure is applied anywhere on it. That should be an issue during use though.

The remote feels comfortable in your hand. It's very easy to use the controls to change the vibration settings. Even when having lubricated hands, the remote settings change really easily. Even for the smallest of hands, the remote should fit really snugly into your palm. The cord should also be long enough for pretty much anything you need to use it for. The cord is about two feet long. To put it in perspective, that's long enough for me to hold the bullet at my crotch and the remote above my head. This makes it long enough to give the remote to your partner without too much awkward positioning.