Speeding bullets armor piercing - bullet vibrator by Evolved Novelties - review by ShySubmissive

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An amazing orgasm in a tiny package ...when it works right!

All in all, for the price and power, the Speeding Bullet is a good purchase. I have had multiple orgasms from this little vibe and plan to have many more. However, if you want a toy that will let you switch modes fluidly without a stop in the action, or something that is entirely waterproof I may head in another direction. For a beginner, this vibe is very nice, and its non intimidating looks and packaging could make it a great gift for friends!
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Pros:
Powerful, discreet, easy to clean and cute.
Cons:
Bad controls, sometimes skips some of the "5 functions", may not be entirely waterproof.
Rating by reviewer:
3
useful review

Use

The Speeding Bullet is most definitely made for clitoral stimulation as most bullets are. It's best used for intense stimulation in small areas, and it does so very well. The bullet is perfect for any woman in my opinion, it's a great teaser before actual intercourse, but can also drive you to climax all by itself!

Since it's waterproof, I myself brought it into the shower and found it to work wonderfully! I don't know if I would be brazen enough to bring it in the tub, because there is a small gap where the base of the vibe screws on, but for mildly wet adventures I think the Speeding Bullet is excellent.

As far as the level of noise goes, the buzzing is noticeable, but if you are alone in a room with the door closed, it would not be audible to anyone outside.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Any couple
    • Couple foreplay/after climax play
    • Relaxation/alone time
    • Teasing a partner
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere

Material / Texture

The material the vibe is made of is a smooth plastic that's very velvety to the touch. Its soft and gentle even as you press it firmly on your most sensitive of areas!

Unlike some sex toys it did not have any funky plastic smell when it came straight out of the box.

Design / Shape / Size

The bullet is small, but that is to be expected. It flares out at the tip and comes to a nice rounded point that really works for intense vibration in a pinpoint area. However since the whole head of the vibe conducts intense vibrations, you can easily stimulate a larger area.

I think it's a perfect size for a bullet, but if your looking for something to insert, please look elsewhere. The box the bullet came in is not much bigger then the toy itself,making it discreet and very easy to hide or take with you when you travel!

Functions / Performance / Controls

The bullets 5 functions are controlled by a simple push button on the bottom of the vibe, the functions are as follows:

#1:A moderately intense vibration
#2:An intense vibration
#3:A rhythmic pulsing vibration of about 3 pulses a second
#4:A more "jackhammer" pulsing,at least twice as fast as #3
#5:A very nice pulse of vibration followed by a longer stretch of intense vibration

My personal fave is good old #2, but #3 and #5 are good too!

Here is where I find faults with the Speeding bullet, I really wish the control was a turn dial rather then a push button, so that you could quickly go back and forth between modes you found most pleasurable, instead you are forced to click through all the modes before getting back to one you want, and if you pass it, oops! Have to click all the way around again!

Also, I personally have been having a few technical problems with the Speeding Bullet, for example:

-My batteries that came with it died after about 2 twenty minute uses. (it takes 3 357 batteries which cost around 6.50) The new batteries I have put in it so far have lasted another 3 10-15 minute uses.

-About half the time I try to turn it on, it will only go into one mode, then go back off again if I try to click to a different mode.Very frustrating, but the pleasure it gives you when it does work right is worth the frustration.

As far as the toy being waterproof as the box says, as I stated earlier, I took my bullet into the shower and it functioned fine before and after. The little gap between the top and bottom of the vibe however does make me a little suspicious.

Care and Maintenance

The Speeding Bullet is very easy to clean off after uses due to its smooth surface, however, be sure you clean inside of the ring near the base where the bottom of the bullet screws on. Since it's waterproof you can easily clean it with soap and water.

I store mine under the bed in the "box of fun" where all my sexy items are kept, even in its box it barely takes up any space! You can use any type of lube with plastic, so feel free to use whatever you favorite may be!

Packaging

The little box the Speeding Bullet came in is very girly and cute. I had the black vibe which comes with a red backing (be sure to find the extra set of batteries in there!), the clear outer packing has pretty white and pink writing. Evolved novelties is wonderful at making sex toys look "classy" and non-intimidating, and the Speeding Bullet is no exception.

Experience

I am currently states away from my significant other right now, and let me just say, I was ready for action when this little bullet arrived at my door.

I immediately was impressed by the cute, feminine packaging and equally by the smooth feel of the small bullet. When put to use I was even more impressed, for such a small package, the power was amazing!

I am VERY hard to bring to climax, as evidenced by the fact that I had only had 1 orgasm (years ago) before using the bullet. It took only about 2 minutes of the #2 vibration mode, and I was panting and shaking and then eventually laughing as I couldn't believe this tiny toy just gave me the biggest orgasm I've ever experienced. Its given me several since by the way, so for girls that find it hard to finish, this little bullet may be your new best friend! I used it purely for clitoral stimulation, its rounded head made it very easy to turn and twist and press against whatever area felt best at that moment without having to readjust anything.

This is my first bullet vibe, and I am now determined to find my perfect bullet. Although the Speeding Bullet is nice, it needs performance and control improvement (see section above).
Follow-up commentary
While I still think the Speeding Bullet is a good little toy, I have moved up in the vibe world and I don't really use it any more. I think it would be best suited for someone who needs a vibe for travel or someone newer to the world of sex toys. Its power is great for its size, but once you have tasted more... it just doesn't cut it anymore. The battery life also still leaves something to be desired. Perhaps it will become my travel-vibe since it's so discreet!
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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Comments
  • Sammi
    Sammi  
    I'd like to try one of these.
    Nice review Smile
  • NuMe
    NuMe  
    I have this and didn't have any problems. You must have gotten one that just doesn't work right.

    Good review!
  • Alan & Michele
    Alan & Michele  
    This is pretty cute. Thanks for the review Smile
  • Kayla
    Kayla  
    Thanks for the review! Smile
  • Brandiewhy
    Brandiewhy  
    Thanks for the review..This is going on my wishlist!
  • SRose
    SRose  
    Thanks for your info. Nicely done.
  • joja
    joja  
    Unfortunately, I've started to experience the same glitch with mine. Which is a shame, since it's such a powerful little bullet!
  • Bravo
    Bravo  
    Thanks for the review!

  • Eliza
    Eliza  
    Thanks for the review! I really like Evolved toys.
  • GlacVic
    GlacVic  
    good review, thanks
  • Bignuf
    Bignuf  
    Thanks for the great review. I have been looking for a wire free, vaginal bullet to wear in me, when hubby is taking me anally. Sounds like this might do the trick, but it has such MIXED reviews???
  • Positwist
    Positwist  
    Thanks for the review! Glad this served you well before you moved onto bigger and better toys.
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