Argh! T'was highly dissapointing

So unless you are sensitive to light touches and vibrations, I would not suggest getting this toy. If you do, be careful with the pointy tip. It hurts a little bit when you press down on it lightly. Be careful while wearing it as a necklace. It might bump against your bra and turn on randomly, and having to cycle through all those settings to turn it off can be embarrassing.
Published:
Pros:
Relatively quiet
Cute design
Cons:
Battery guzzler
Turns on when bumped
Weak vibrations
Rating by reviewer:
2
useful review

Use

I was not happy at all with this toy. The vibrations were weak and scattered, the pointed end actually hurt, and it felt like crap. While it did get me very slightly bothered, the battery died before anything happened and I had to go back to another toy to get the job done. The chain got in the way, but when I took it off, I had a hard time holding on to the pendant while in use.

While being worn as a necklace, the pendant kept bumping against my bra and turning on. Not exactly a good thing when in a crowd or when, suddenly, your grandmother shows up at your house and hugs you and accidentally turns it on! (Actually happened. Very awkward conversation!)

I do admit that it looks cute and, if it didn't turn on with almost every bump, I might have been willing to keep it for the necklace aspect.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Gag gift
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
    • On a bed only
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

The pendant is made of plastic, non-porous, and hypo-allergic. Once out of the packaging, there was no detectable smell.

While the designs are cute, I couldn't feel them while in use. That might just be me, though.
    • Bumpy
    • No odor

Design / Shape / Size

The design and shape of the pendant was cute. It did look like a necklace. My mother saw it and she even commented on how cute it was without knowing its true use. It's small enough to fit in your palm, but was hard to hold on to without the chain while in use.

As I said, my own mother saw it when I was holding it and she had no clue it was a vibe. Someone that is vibe savvy might know what it is, but most people think it's just a necklace.

While no one, at a glance, would know that this is a vibe, if/when it bumps against something and turns on, everyone knows what it is. So that doesn't help with discretion. I tried it out as a necklace one day, and as I walked it kept turning on by bumping into my bra or if someone gave me a hug. This makes me think that if it were packed away in a suitcase while on travel, it would turn on at some point after a bump and vibrate the whole trip.
    • Discreet look/design
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

The performance of this toy was disappointing. While it does have many settings, some of which have patterns, most of those settings are weak and do nothing. The best settings were the last two, in my opinion. The last two have deeper vibrations then the rest.

The vibrations are dispersed along the whole pendant, and along the chain if you keep it on during use. It made my fingers numb halfway through usage.

The button to switch through settings is also the on/off switch. This means you have to cycle through every setting before being able to turn it off.

The noise level was somewhat high. I turned it on and left it on my bed and closed the door. I could hear it on the stairs and, if I concentrated, I could hear it downstairs. But with the TV on or someone walking around doing things, you can't hear it. Because of that, I think it wouldn't be heard.
    • Battery guzzler
    • Multiple settings
    • Weak

Care and Maintenance

This is an easy storage toy. It's small enough that it can be stored anywhere if you decide to not wear it as a necklace. Care is a bit harder because of the ridges and designs on the pendant, but some soap and water should clean it right up for you.
    • Easy to store
    • Hard to clean

Personal comments

Personally, I did not like this toy. It was too weak for me and didn't last long enough.
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  • Beneath The Bed
    Beneath The Bed  
    Great first review and welcome to the community!

    Sorry the vibe didn't work out for you though.
  • Woman China
    Woman China  
    What is the size? The length of the chain it comes on? What can you compare the vibrations to? Does it have patterns? What kind of batteries does it take?

    Sorry to hear it didn't work for you.

  • susansmith2012
    susansmith2012  
    thanks for the review!
  • megan1987
    megan1987  
    thanks!
  • mpfm
    mpfm  
    Nice review. Welcome to Edens.
  • Curiouscat
    Curiouscat  
    Nice first review welcome to Eden!
  • November
    November  
    This was one of the first toys I ever bought. I loved it, but after having it a short time, it malfunctioned on me. And when I had it replaced, it happened again and I gave up on it. The watch batteries were also difficult to replace, because they were hard to find!
  • sweetpea12
    sweetpea12  
    Thanks for the great review!
  • BlackxxxRose
    BlackxxxRose  
    This one seems like it might be fun just for the fact you could wear it out in public, or maybe I'm just kinky.
  • Sauceboss
    Sauceboss  
    sorry this didnt work out for you. CUTE title to the review. ^_^
  • MistressDandelion
    MistressDandelion  
    Thanks for the review, it's a shame it didn't work for you
  • geliebt
    geliebt  
    Lovely review on this, thanks!
  • damnbul12
    damnbul12  
    Thank you for the review.
  • SecretKinksters
    SecretKinksters  
    Nice review, thanks!
  • BrittaniMaree
    BrittaniMaree  
    Thank for for sharing your experience with this product
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