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Attack of the Pokemon clitoral massager

This toy is better suited for body massage than as a clitoral massager. It is too powerful and extremely noisy. With only one setting and one speed, I was left desiring a different toy.
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Pros:
It fits perfectly in my palm, can be used for massage
Cons:
Too powerful, noisy, made my arm numb, and one setting
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review
Cal Exotics' Mimi Lil Massager is a clitoral massager. My Mimi Lil' Massager is bright neon orange and white plastic. The vibrator takes 2 AAA batteries (not included) that are inserted by sliding off the back portion of the vibrator. Mimi is not waterproof at all; if you try to wash it with soap and water, you risk getting water in the battery compartment and destroying it. Use rubbing alcohol or a toy wipe for cleaning. Remove the batteries before cleaning and in between uses.

This clitoral vibrator is relatively small, with a length and width of 3 x 3. The size allows for easy travel, but it does not come with a carrying case. I suggest storing it in a toy bag or a Ziploc bag, for traveling. The toy is shaped like a really fat X with rounded points. It fits comfortably in my hand and is easy to maneuver.

You can use water, oil and silicone lubricants with this toy. The instructions recommend using a lube with the toy. I assume it is because of the hard plastic material. It also states to insert into the vagina, don't stick the whole toy in. I inserted one of the rounded ends into my vagina, which aligned the rest of the toy perfectly against me for stimulation. You can also use it flat against your clit. One of the benefits is how versatile it is. The massager is also great for body massages. In the future, mine will be helping to relieve tension in my back, not for sexual stimulation.

The Mimi Lil' Massager is an extremely powerful toy; I'd go as far as saying too powerful. The violent vibrations caused a little agitation. It also makes my poor arm go numb; having a numb arm is very distracting. While other extremely strong vibrators often leave me a little sore, this one leaves me without an orgasm, a numb arm, and a frustrated vulva.

I usually love strong vibration, but this is different. I feel like the Mimi Lil Massager is the annoying younger cousin of the Hitachi Magic Wand who will never ever reach the Hitachi's magnitude. They are both extremely powerful, but the quality of the items is very different. The Lil' Massager is made out of a phthalate free, hypo-allergenic, and safe plastic. The plastic reminds me of the plastic Pokémon balls that my brother used to play with. In fact, the look of the whole thing reminds me of something on an Anime show. I like its appearance even if it does look like it could turn into a platypus. The plastic comes in both neon orange and white or hot pink and white. I love both color options. The appearance is very inviting to a first time toy user. It is small, compact, and doesn't look like a sex toy.

My biggest grievance is the vibrator's 1 setting and 1 speed, an overwhelmingly powerful vibration. I have never owned a toy with only 1 speed and I will be avoiding them in the future. I like to work my way up to the highest level. I don't know if it's the 0 to 60 in .2 seconds or if it really is just too strong, but for some reason my vulva doesn't appreciate this toy. The vibrations are turned on by a very convenient white push button on the top of the vibrator.

This is a very noisy vibrator. I think the only things I own that are louder than Mimi are my Hitachi, blender, and vacuum cleaner. While its appearance is very discreet, the sounds are very revealing. It is definitely not roommate friendly.

I don't recommend this toy. While it has its positive aspects, I feel like you'd be much better suited purchasing a different clitoral massager. I would recommend the Laya Spot if you are looking for a less powerful option that won't cause your arm to go numb and is very discreet or the Hitachi Magic Wand if you are interested in a more powerful massager with multiple settings and don't mind the noise.
Experience
I didn't enjoy this toy. It left my arm numb and I found it to be too powerful for clitoral stimulation.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Mimi lil'massager tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Massage
    • Masturbation
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Back
    • Clitoris
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Comments
  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    Oh geez...this sounds like it would be horrible for me unless over clothes and that's no fun! Thanks for the honest review!
  • SexyySarah
    SexyySarah  
    Man this one seems like it would just attacks you! And who needs that! Thanks for the review!
  • Jessica Elizabeth
    Jessica Elizabeth  
    Eesh, I'll stick away from this one! Thanks for the review!
  • bzzingbee
    bzzingbee  
    I wish this worked better for clit stimulation, it's so cute and bright!
  • buzzvibe
    buzzvibe  
    It's a shame this one didn't do it for you. I also like to have multiple speed options. I'm never sure just how much power I'm in the mood for until I start playing. Great review!
  • Rayne Millaray
    Rayne Millaray  
    I like to work my way up to the highest level.

    Me too! Aww I still want to try this thing. It's so cute! And I love the color.
  • Alicia
    Alicia  
    I also don't usually care for one speed toys, but I dunno..the shape of this still really intrigues me and I love high vibrations.. so maybe!
  • Luvasaurus
    Luvasaurus  
    Thanks for the comments everyone! Multiple speed options just make a toy so much more fun. They also allow people who like different levels of intensity to enjoy it.

    The colors are amazing, but colors have never been able to get me off. I also like the shape and I feel like with a couple adjustments this toy could be amazing.
  • *Ashley*
    *Ashley*  
    Great review! I'm the kind of girl who needs/loves strong vibrations, but I'm iffy about this toy now. Thanks for the review!
  • Luvasaurus
    Luvasaurus  
    Thanks! I love strong vibrations too!
  • Sammi
    Sammi  
    This does look interesting
    Good review!
  • Luvasaurus
    Luvasaurus  
    Thanks Sammi!
  • Stinkytofu10
    Stinkytofu10  
    Thank you for the review, this looks like such a cute toy.
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