Back when I was a virgin who couldn't drive...

Do you have neighbors? If so, prepare to tell them that you have a really loud pencil sharpener, and that sometimes you scream in frustration at it. Or something.
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Pros:
The odds are good that you'll cum really hard.
Cons:
Pretty much everyone is going to know because of the noise it makes.
Rating by reviewer:
4
somewhat useful review
Once an 18-year old friend and I braved the patchouli fumes and 'incense' haze of my very conservative hometown's only record store (and, coincidentally, only sex toy shop) to discreetly buy me my first vibrator, a pink 'eager beaver'. The idea of my first penetration being done by someone other than me was kind of unappealing, and so my new beaver buddy and I took matters into our own hands.

This is a really good choice for the DIY upstarts out there. The tip is blunt and rounded, and with a lubricated condom there's little discomfort, even if it's your first time (the high comfort level also makes it a good choice for couples who aren't used to playing with vibrators together). The buttons are also very easy to locate and use. It also has a very good balance between clit and G-spot stimulation, and I can honestly say that I orgasmed the first time I used it. The jelly feels much closer to a penis, and more natural than glass or plastic, and the give makes it feel less intrusive, and lets you relax more.

Once you start to actually use the functions, things get really, really awesome. The twisting and vibrations are really intense, and it's the perfect size and feel (for me at least). Someone could definitely make a case that there are many times that this vibrator is better than sex. BETTER. Just imagine what that's like.

However, I am the first to admit that this model *definitely* has some drawbacks. for starters, it's seriously loud as hell. It has a few aesthetic problems too, including a visually off-putting color and texture, though it redeems itself with usage. It eats batteries so quickly that you'll wonder if your battery-eating gray Gameboy didn't come back from the grave to sexually pleasure you...and eat more batteries. It'll probably die within a year or two. I got a year out of my first one, and a year and a half out of my second one. Don't wash it with more than a moist cloth. It doesn't like it, and you can't disinfect it anyway.

I eventually lost interest in this toy, as I grew into more expensive, higher-end vibrators. Lately, however, my boyfriend and I have started using it to spice things up and suddenly it's my new-old favorite sex toy again. Also, I highly recommend it for use among couples who are new to doing this kind of thing together, because there isn't really a more user-friendly vibrator out there.
Experience
PUT A CONDOM ON. for real. If you don't really bad things happen. People actually get very nasty infections because jelly vibrators are impossible to completely clean. So just put a little latex party hat on it.
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My Eager beaver tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Fast session/quickie
    • Relaxation/alone time
    • Sexually inexperienced/beginners
    • Teasing a partner
    • Young couples
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Home
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Comments
  • Sammi
    Sammi  
    How many vibration and rotation patterns/speeds are there? How long is the clitoral attachment? Does it have any kind of scent, and does the scent go away?

    Welcome to the community! Smile
  • wonderall
    wonderall  
    there are only two for each, and they're both pretty intense. if you don't want your orgasm to be over quickly, you pretty much have to use it as simply a dildo at first.

    and it smells like plastic tends to smell, i guess. the smell definitely lessens in time, kind of like with a new car

    o thankz! Big smile
  • wonderall
    wonderall  
    oh, and the clitoral attachment is about 3 inches, if you measure from the bottom of the attachment and not where it actually deviates from the base of the vibrator
  • NuMe
    NuMe  
    Thanks for the review.
  • Kayla
    Kayla  
    Your review is pretty good so far, but I'd really love to see you use proper capitalization and punctuation. It helps you represent yourself a lot more seriously.
  • Nemon
    Nemon  
    Thanks!
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