Luxe squirmy by Doc Johnson

Luxe squirmy is my first rabbit-style vibrator. I always go with the not-so expensive toys when I try a new style because I am poor and feel guilty spending the money if I don't know I'll like it.

Anyway, when I popped this pretty pink guy out of his shell and plopped in the 4AA's it requires, I nearly started salivating watching the head spin and the shaft quake. I couldn't wait to shove it up my snatch and love it wholly. It looks nicer and less cheap in person, which is a plus for me.

The second thing I noticed, after its delicious ability to swirl and twist, was the noise it made. It is by far the loudest toy I have ever heard and it when it came time to go in, was quite distracting.

I'm a girl who can normally ignore noise. Heck, I even find the loud chatter of a crowded cafeteria soothing, but this puppy growled like nothing else I've heard. Definitely not discreet and, at full power, probably something you don't want to use when people you don't want to hear it are around.

Despite, I continued and found the gentle twirling motion of the budded tip to be of a massaging, relaxing, and amazing quality. To me, it wasn't really orgasmic, so much as just flat out good-feeling.

The rotating pearls are also a nice touch that a lot of rabbits feature. The ones on Luxe squirmy don't really have issues with catching and there are a good number of them. I think that portion of the toy is very effective; they feel good and further the sensation of a massage for you vagina.

The rabbit, I find, is awkwardly placed, but at the same time it is difficult to perfectly place it so that it works for everyone. Personally, I have to fiddle around with it to get the right spot. However, when it does it the spot, it is fantastic. Much better than my rabbit bullet vibe. I have enjoyed using this toy for the clit stimulation alone. They are soft, flexible and gentle. The power doesn't have an incredible range, it goes from about slow to moderately fast. Nothing earth-shaking but still effective.

The most disappointing feature of the Luxe squirmy is, though, its amazing ability to go through batteries like I have never seen. I put 4 brand new batteries in it and after about 3 uses, it has suffered an incredibly lack of power and definitely needs replacements. When the batteries start to die, the toy also starts to function strangely. I found that when turning up the clit stim, the rotation stops and vice versa.

Also, I understand that with the placement of the pearls and the ability to have the head rotate, it is difficult to have the toy be very flexible, but it is a little awkward to insert and getting it to go all the way in required me to perform a little dance that was similar to hiking up jeans. A kind of out-of-place shoving re-placement that wasn't unpleasant or painful but more of a bother.

All in all, I DO like the Luxe squirmy but I think I'll eventually invest my money is something better. I would recommend if you don't mind going through batteries like people go through bread in a snowstorm and can afford to have a toy that is as loud as you want. Otherwise, shop around for vibes with similar features (because it's good features ARE very good!) but of a better quality.