Basic and boring

This is a versatile, traditional toy that has no surprises. It has several functions, is moderately powerful, and is quiet. That being said, if you have anything like this already it will not impress you or replace a previous favorite toy. It is basic, and while that is not inherently bad, it is a bit boring.
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Pros
Easy to use, effective shape, thin, bent head, multiple settings
Cons
Boring, nothing special in it's class, easy to accidentally turn off
Rating by reviewer:
3
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Use

The Slimline 7 Function G-Spot is a pretty, pink vibrator. This is a firm, bent toy with a bulbous head that initially seems to have many capabilities.

This toy does seem to be a good shape for external stimulation, ad you can use the bulbed head for broad stimulation or the tip for more focused stimulation. This can be good clitorally, but you can also use this to tease other sensitive areas of the body.

The main use for this toy is vaginal insertion, specifically g-spot stimulation. It has a long shaft and an angled, larger tip. The tip also does come to a bit of a point for more focused stimulation. The shape will be good to find most peoples g-spot.

While this toy can be used for prostate stimulation, it does not have a flared base. This means that there is the potential for it to get lost inside of you, so I would recommend this potentially to more experienced users, but ideally it is best to find a toy with a base.

The shape and size would make this a good toy to use as a couple. It is not intimidating or realistic, and the long shaft would make it fine to use during sex to add stimulation. Similarly, the low price point and approachable design would make this a fine toy for beginners, especially those who want to start with something smaller.

For dorm or roommate living, this toy is fine because it is very quiet, easy to care for, and small enough to be easy to store.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

This toy is made of hard, colored plastic. The plastic did not have any scent out of the box, and has not retained any with use.

Plastic is rated an 8 out of 10 on the Eden Safety Scale. It's nonporous and body-safe, meaning that it won't leak gross chemicals into your body, and that bacteria can't build up inside of the material itself, but can only be found on the outside of the material. Plastic can be disinfected with a 10% bleach solution and it is very rigid.

The entire toy is very smooth and has no real texture. There are some slight ridges on the battery pack a the base of the toy to help grip, but even this is very smooth. The buttons on the base are made of a softer plastic.

Overall, this toy is made of safe, easy to care for materials that help it to be good for both beginners and more experienced users.
    • Not porous at all
    • Rigid
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

This toy is slim and basic, to the point where some users may find it boring. If you have many similar toys, this one will not surprise you in the design. That being said, this toy design is basic for a reason, the reason being that it is effective and fairly versatile.

In terms of measurements, this toy is 6.25" long in total, with the majority of that being insertable. The tip that bends is 1.5" and is 2.5" around. It is a very slim toy that will be comfortable for all users, but if you are looking for a thicker toy this may leave something to be desired.

It is easy to find and hit the buttons during use, but it can be annoying that they are undifferentiated and close together, making it easy to accidentally turn the toy off. Other than this, the two buttons, the power button and settings button, are on the base of the toy.


This toy doesn't look realistic at all, but it does look like a sex toy. If left out, it will be obvious what it is, so you can't really display it. The compact nature of this toy makes it fine to travel with, though it may be a bit long to throw into a purse.
    • Beginner
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

When it comes to functions, this toy is about average.

This toy has a power button and a settings button on the base of it. You can turn it off on any setting by pressing the power button, and when you turn it on it goes right to the first setting. You press the settings button to cycle through the different modes, and once you get to the last one, pressing the button again will start you back at 1. The settings are as follows:

1) Low (1 vroom 1 bee)
2) Medium (2 vroom 1.5 bee)
3) High (3 vroom 2 bee)
4) BZ BZ BZZZZ BZ BZ BZZZZ
5) BZ BZ BZ BZ BZZZZ
6) BZZZZ BZZZZ BZ BZ BZ
7) BZbzbzBZ

With the variety of settings on this toy, they are not as powerful as many will prefer. While they are not highly powerful, they are clearly felt in the tip of the toy, which can help to make up for the weaker vibrations. The vibrations are very buzzy rather than rumbly.

This toy is also very quiet. While it's not silent, I wouldn't worry about it being heard through a door. Squeezing the tip of the toy does not seem to effect the noise levels at all.

This toy is not waterproof, so I would not recommend using it in the shower or bath. It does have an o-ring around the battery pack so I may consider it splash proof.
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use
    • Weak

Care and Maintenance

This toy does not have any seams on it, though there is a ridge between the first and second bulb on the tip that may take a bit of extra care to clean. The plastic does not attract lint at all, making this toy very easy to store, clean, and care for, and helps it be more travel friendly.

If you plan on switching users, you should disinfect this toy with a 10% bleach solution. This will kill any bacteria on the surface, preventing the spread of infection and germs. You can't boil this toy due to the plastic material.

This toy can be used with both silicone and water-based lube
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

This toy did not come with any traditional packaging. The packaging of this toy was a non-resealable plastic bag. The plastic bag only contained this toy, and did not have any instructions. While I did not need instructions, it would have been nice to have something if only for the principal. Because of this, the packaging would not make a good storage option and would not be good for gift-giving.
    • Minimal

Experience

I got this toy to review and, while I do already have many similar things, I am always happy to be surprised. That being said, this toy did not really surprise me. It was only moderately strong, although it was quiet, and the vibrations were very buzzy. While the vibrations are buddy, they are still targeted so I think that if you don't have anything like this, it will be an okay choice.

This, for me, makes it really best for beginners, as it is a neutral staple toy.If you already have anything similar, I would go ahead and pass.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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