Beautiful Floating Cloud of Joy

The Large Soft Bullet is the cloud of my dreams. Since I have used this magical product, I have learned that my cloud number is five. The fifth setting is the setting of my dreams and doesn't let up. There are seven settings total and they are all virtually silent behind a closed door. This bullet is soft, white, and I'm pretty sure I'm going to dream about it tonight. I am in complete awe on how much this inexpensive bullet is amazing.
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Pros
7 different vibrations, Easy to use, Cloud-like in the purest way of making it rainnnnn.
Cons
It does pick up lint but that is easily fixed by placing it in a safe place.
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

The Large Soft Bullet is the perfect most amazing bullet I have ever tried. This toy exceeded my expectations more than many toys generally do. The best way to use this is inserting it vaginally. Personally, I use this bullet vaginally like a soft cloud of wonders on my clitoral area. This baby has seven speeds. S-E-V-E-N speeds. Each speed is different and unique.

This toy is not waterproof but it makes up for it in a magical frenzy of imagination and speeds. It was made by the company of Shaki Toys which I'm not too familiar with.. but their products I may as well be addicted to very, very soon. It's made out of TPR Silicone and has a safety rating of 6. You will see why later on.

This toy will work for just about anyone that wants to experience some pleasure. You can use it for a massager, your clitoral area, and your vaginal area. I don't recommend using this in your anal area because there is no base, unfortunately. We don't want to lose this lovely product and have a crazy ER visit if it gets lost up in there.

You really can use this lovely bullet during sex even though it is quite a big bullet, it is soft and flexible enough to insert if you are brave or use it on your clitoris for the added stimulation of the seven vibrations of joy.

The best situation to use this is in the bedroom or with a partner. You can have beautiful wonders happen with this magical cloud of joy and be coming back for more. I have never experienced a "bullet" of this size and power before. It's pure myth that bullets aren't worth it because baby, this is worth it.

Fluffyness
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Sensory play
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

My first impressions of this gigantic bullet of joy would be a very good one. The smell.. it didn't smell like anything. I LOVE when a toy smells like nothing. When I first felt it, I felt like I was touching a cloud. It was mystical and enjoyable just playing with it in my hands. It was squishy and perfect. I actually love this material and they did an extremely good job on picking this particular toy to create. The taste of it was.. NOTHING. I always taste my toys, I know that may sound weird.

The material of this lovely bullet is very squishy. You can squish it in your hand like a stress ball. I like that quality of this product because it's just so comfortable but firm enough to use when inserting this vaginally and so soft that it feels like such velvety softness on your clitoris. You most certainly can insert the entire length of this bullet vaginally very easily. It's so smooth that it just slides right in with no effort. The material of this toy is so nice to touch and just play with as well as adds the extra stimulation of insertion being so soft and comfortable. I think the best part of this bullet is that it's so comfortable and large in size at the same time for a normal bullet.

The texture and body of the actual toy is very smooth and soft. It's so soft and that is what I love about it. It has a bulbous head just a tad then has a pretty much smooth and even body of orgasmic pleasure. It's simple but so right in so many ways.

The actual material is made of is TPR Silicone and it is Hypo-allergenic / Latex free / Phthalates free just for anyone wanting to know all of that.

The material and texture is for beginners, moderate users, or advanced users. You will ALL enjoy this. This bullet in a cloud shaped form literally made my world shake and look up to the sky in praise.
    • Flexible
    • No odor
    • Somewhat porous

Design / Shape / Size

Comparison Shape

I literally am in awe at the simple design. It just works. It's white, fluffy, and soft. What more could you want in your happy place? This is where my happy place lies at the moment. The shape is about 4 3/4" inch long and diameter is just roughly 1 and 1/4" which is at it's widest point at the head of the bullet. It has a couple bumps where it goes from big to small to big and at the smallest part it is about 1" then goes back to 1 and 1/4". It seems like a big bullet but that is because of the godly cloud of love that is around it.

The tip of this beautiful cloud-like product is where the stimulation is actually found. It is like a pinpoint of stimulation where it is at its has the most vibrations. The vibrations do go throughout the entire bullet but the tip of the bullet is where the magic really happens. I would say that this is more than a normal bullet that you've ever experienced. This bullet is much more than just stimulation for your clitoris and vaginally area, it is more like a vibrator because of the size which is so not a bad thing.

This fluffy cloud of stimulation is the easier toy to hold and use. It's squishy and you can hold onto it very easily. You can insert it and just let it do its thing while you are hands free waiting for that golden moment that will happen extremely fast because of the specific settings and preferences that it helps you find. When I did hold the bullet and used it on my clitoris, even holding it for a extended period of time didn't at any point stress my hand from holding this beauty. As I said before, this toy is very easy to use and makes life so much more orgasmic.

The size really does it for me. I can use this for direct clitoral stimulation and be just as happy but inserting this into my vaginal area.. that is where the magic is. This toy is really two in one. It's a bullet and yet a small vibrator. Whoever invented this is a genius.

The size is for beginners, moderate users, and advanced users. You will not be disappointed by this beautiful creature that is the Large Soft Bullet.

The toy is actually extremely easy to hide. It doesn't look like a normal vibrator or sex toy to me so I guess it makes me feel more comfortable if found. I store this in my toy box for safe keeping and you should alwaysssss clean your toys before and after use.

You can definitely travel with this. IT'S SILENT. I can't even hear it. The highest setting is a small hum. The 7 different vibrations cause 7 different sounds but they are all quiet. I am definitely taking this on a trip with me next time I get out of town.

Comparison Shape
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The functions and performance of this mighty great cloud of love is perfection. It's making ME rainnnnn.

Now, there is seven functions. I am going to go through each. You click the on switch located on the remote control and get excited for greatness. You can easily change the settings by just clicking the upper button from the on/off switch. The controls really stay in place and I never once accidentally changed my favorite setting. I like to hold my hand on the vibration setting while I play anyways and I sometimes switch it up like most people might but for the most part, I stay on one setting. It never changed and I was extremely happy about that feature.

1st setting : Low, steady vibrations. Vrooms of the vibrations would be a two. Virtually silent and cannot be heard through a closed door.
2nd setting : Medium steady vibrations. Vrooms of the vibrations would be a three. A little louder but still can't hear it outside my door.
3rd setting : Highest steady vibrations. Vrooms of the vibrations would be a four. Loudest setting and I did the test of literally walking out of my room and cannot hear it outside my door.
4th setting : Low to high pulsating vibrations over and over in a loop. Vrooms of the vibrations are between a two, three, and four all at once escalating. and a Not loud.
5th setting : High setting of high pulsating slowly over and over.. it's the perfect setting. Vrooms of the vibrations is definitely a four. Not loud.
6th setting : Quick medium setting of medium pulsating over and over. Vrooms of the vibrations is a three and four. This is also very good and quiet.
7th setting : Another higher setting than the highest setting, steady. Vrooms of the vibrations is a five and so strong. Also cannot be heard behind a closed door.

These lovely vibrations are located at the tip of the product but do get slightly weaker as the bullet goes down. The vibrations do go throughout the product but the tip is definitely the best part like any bullet. I highly recommend experimenting with the vibrations and finding your favorite setting as well as seeing if you enjoy a certain setting on your clitoris as well as vaginally.

You may think that these settings might be numbing but that isn't the case at all. Your vaginally and clitoris area won't feel more ecstasy than these settings. They are so strong even at the lowest setting which is more of a teasing vibration, it is constantly doing its job and making your sensitive parts move constantly.

The vibrations are located at the tip of the cloud-like toy. This particular toy takes three AAA batteries. It has so much power and the batteries as of yet have not died once, or slowed down in any way.

The best function personally is high setting and pulsating function, number 5 of the functions. It just works so well with my body and I know whichever setting you choose is your favorite.. that is your cloud number!

This toy is unfortunately not waterproof but makes up for it in many other ways. I wouldn't submerge this product since the cord isn't very long as well as the toy. I wouldn't risk ruining such a beautiful creation.

Functions
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings

Care and Maintenance

I personally clean my products before and after use. I use antibacterial wipes/spray that is made for sex toys and it works wonders. You can always use hot water and soap and it will do the same thing. It's extremely easy to care for but I have noticed that this cloud collects lint so definitely store it in its original box. I keep mine in the box AND in my toy box. My toy box is getting a little bigger these days..

Unfortunately, this toy is not waterproof. It says it is on the box but it really isn't. The bullet may be quite long but I would never submerge this product in any water. The cord and the battery box isn't very far from the actual bullet since the cord is so short so I could NOT ever recommend using this in the shower for safety issues.

The lube I love and use daily is KYs warming sensation. It just works for every single toy and this toy doesn't even require lube if you are the "wetter" kind of person. I used just a little drop and it took me to newer heights that I didn't know I could reach from a bullet. The lubes that are compatible with this product is definitely water based. I wouldn't use any other lubricant because it just doesn't work as well. I wouldn't use silicone based lube unfortunately though because it really could damage the material of the beautiful product.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

Front of Box

The packaging is not discreet at all. There is a naked woman on the front kind of pretending to dance on a strippers pole and it says "Functions Silicone Bullet (L)" all over the box. On the back of the box.. the same picture of the naked stripper and a picture of the actual bullet itself.

There are no user instructions when I think there should be. The seven different functions are not hard to figure out but I honestly thought this was a vibrator when I first saw it. It turned out to be categorized as a bullet and I was.. a big bullet.. really.. how nice.

I use the box as storage because it's just so handy and not too big to take up a lot of space. If someone does see the box, well, goodluck on explaining what you have in that box. Who knows, they might wanna have a go! (Always be cautious with sharing your toys with other people and clean before and afterward, as well as making sure the person you share with is equally clean as you are)

Back of Box

Personal comments

I would just like to tell the world that my cloud number is 5 and I will be using all the functions as much as possible. I can't believe how amazing this "bullet" is and how incredibly enticing everything about this product actually is. It literally feels like i'm touching a cloud and I can't ever get over that. For the past two days that I have even had this product, I am literally obsessed with it. I have used it about 8 times. I used each setting once to see how long and how intense the orgasmic joyous mixture of love would last. The last time I used it was using and alternating all of them. That was pretty intense. If you like being in pleasure.. you will be in pleasure. I have named this little cloud, Zeus.

Experience

My experience with this toy has been thus far phenomenal. I don't understand why it isn't more popular. I have used this toy and using this toy it shall be until I'm not as obsessed.

I tried this toy solo at first and found out how it works with my body. Let me tell you.. my body feels great. I have relieved so much stress with this cloud of joy and I will continue to do so. I have had endless orgasmic states where I'm just laying there and in complete awe of what just happened.

When I used this with my boyfriend and he used it on me, it was a whole new intimate experience. He was gentle and sweet. It worked perfectly for this type of toy. You don't need to use it roughly, even if that is your preference (and mine). You can be slow, and precise. It worked out beautifully.
Follow-up commentary
Honestly, I haven't used this much now that I have other toys that are better suited to my needs. I was in love with this one, but have moved on up.
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