Beyond 2000 review by Pipedream

If I could, I would give this toy (Beyond 2000 rabbit vibrator) three and a half stars. It functions very well, but the things it lacks are enough to not make it worthy of four.

Lets start off with the horrible packaging. The box is so much larger than it needs to be. It is the length and width of a shoe box and is an inch and a half tall. Considering I need to carry my packages across campus, the cumbersome box was not pleasant. The only reason the box is so big, is to have room for the tacky photos of an unrealistic heterosexual couple. They are embracing and not even using the toy.

Most disappointing was the lack of care information or warranty. I am guessing this toy is not waterproof, but there was absolutely nothing in the box except environmentally unfriendly plastic and the dildo. There were no directions as to battery installation, but I figured it takes four AA batteries (not included) and is pretty simply installed. After such a let down, I put the toy aside and went about my day.

When I tried it out later that night, I was pleasantly surprised!
Although the shaft is a bit smaller than I originally thought, it was extremely satisfying. The shaft and bullet both have eight settings. The shaft has a rotating center that feels absolutely incredible. The tip of the shaft pushes delightfully against the g-spot but it is not a g-spot stimulator. It teases which I find very satisfying. It isn't too much to be uncomfortable.

The shaft only increases slightly with each level but the bullet gets very powerful! I think the bullet is some kind of creature, but it is not realistic at all which is a big plus for me. At the highest settings it is very loud so be discrete with your options (if you have to be!). I assume you take a rag to this toy and be careful when cleaning as I don't know if it is waterproof or not.