True love Sweet cheeks - double penetration vibrator by Evolved Novelties - review by Sleeping Dreamer

In my experience, good double penetration vibrators are hard to come by. I bought one a long time ago that was so absolutely awful it turned me off from them completely. While not awful, the Sweet Cheeks was alright; it's a middle of the road toy that produced big orgasms but little desire to use again.

The main focal point of this review is the warning stamped on the back of the lovely silver and black tin that this vibrator comes packaged in. It reads: "This product is sold and should be used as an adult novelty only and should never be other than for external use. It should not be used on a prolonged or frequent basis. It should not be used on swollen or inflamed areas or near or on skin lacerations. No medical claims are warranted or implied by the use of this product." The first thought that crossed my mind was, "Can I even use this?" I was worried, I'd never had a warning directly written on the box of any of my sex toys. I further inspected the tin and I noticed multiple country flags with the word "massager" written beside them. Either this really was a warning or it was a way for Evolve to sell their "novelties" in areas of the world where the sale of sex toys is prohibited. For the sake of my vagina, I truly hope that it's just a clever marketing scheme instead of a danger sign to potential customers.

Surprisingly, the Sweet Cheeks double penetration vibrator is constructed of body safe, phthalate-free TPR. This particular TPR is flexible, squishy, and translucent. The problem with the translucence is that the vibrator always looks dirty; no matter how many times I washed it, the surface and the inside of the toy looked grimy. As this is a semi-porous material I recommend covering the toy with a condom when you use it, any concerns over cleanliness or unappealing visuals will be eased and both your vagina and your toy will thank you.

The main body of the vibrator is 8 1/4 inches long. About an inch into the shaft starts a very fat "bullet", this bullet bulks up the toy providing maximum stimulation to your g-spot when fully inserted. Because the TPR is so flexible, I was able to bend this toy the exact way I needed to achieve a g-spot orgasm and while the powerful bullet vibrations did indeed help me orgasm... they felt a little shallow. Besides being powerful, the vibrations were also loud - even though the box boasts "minimum noise". I was able to hear the buzzing through a thick down blanket and over my fan.

Protruding off the main shaft of the toy is a 4" long scorpion tail with four graduating beads (the fourth being an additional bullet). To be able to use both this shaft and the vaginal shaft simultaneously, I had to bend the vibrator at an awkward position inside my vagina that proved to be very uncomfortable. The scorpion tail slipped into my ass easily but sort of "poked" around because every time I'd move the vibrator it would pop out. Instead of trying to keep the tail inside my ass, I opted instead to rest it against my clitoris and it's a shame that this double penetration vibrator ended up being used as a rabbit style vibrator instead.

A great feature is that this toy is 100% waterproof, I do own quite a few waterproof toys but I don't trust them in the shower or bath. The Sweet Cheeks vibe has a screw on cap that has a very strong seal, I was able to take this into the shower and when I was done the battery compartment was dry and the toy still ran beautifully. I have 0 concerns when it's comes to the question over whether or not this really is waterproof. I will say though that it was loud in the shower as the bathroom acoustics amplified the whirring of the vibrator's motor, just another unfortunate drawback to this toy.

Overall, it was a decent multipurpose toy but unfortunately, I can't in good conscious rate this more than 3 stars as I wasn't able to use it as a double penetration vibrator. The warning sign on the box put initial doubts in mind over whether or not this vibrator should should be used and after experimenting with it I'm left with the thought that 'Yes, it can be used but how often will I want to?'