E-sensual bullet - vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by DreamWolf

Yes, this toy is to couple up with your other precious toys aka computers, cars, whatever else has a USB hole on your precious techie stuff!

Have you ever growled about running low on batteries while you were enjoying your time with some erotic content on the web? Have you ever wanted to turn your computer into something what couldn't represent your love for toys more than that? Were you ever wondering how it would feel like to travel in your car and use the USB hole for something more than your jump drive full of music?

It has arrived, it has arrived, a USB bullet for the monitor-heads and the fanatic geeks!

This little thing was invented to use for teasing purposes, which can include any body parts of yours as long as you use it only externally. As it isn't waterproof, you don't want to try to insert it vaginally or anally, just to be sure you won't ruin it. Just plug it in, load those beloved videos, and enjoy it that you have a constant source of power, without having to worry about running low on it, or losing it totally. You can even use it with your precious one, as long as you use a laptop, or have an extension cable for your PC, which are really easy to obtain nowadays.

And let's not forget to enjoy it in your vehicle! Unless you are out of luck and a USB port in your car, having to rely on a laptop, you can revel in the pleasures freely, and feel those vrooms you always wanted to have while traveling! Oh, but wait! Get a car charger for your laptop, and you can start to play away while your darlin is driving away, or get two, and have him/her enjoy it with you!

I accidentally chose the silver bullet, so mine doesn't have a PU coat on it, but both versions are fully made of plastic, and the bullet has a seam going around in the middle.

It is not waterproof of course, so you better stay in the dry places when you're using it. I cannot smell anything on this vibe, unless I put it close to my nose. It is still not disturbing at all, just a casual subtle plastic smell.

Anyone can use this because of the smoothness, more sensitive users may find the seam somewhat uncomfortable though. It isn't porous at all, and it's completely food-grade, hypo-allergenic, and latex and phthalates free. Nothing better than such a safe lil thing to enjoy!

The bullet itself is 1 inch wide and 2 1/4 inches long. The controller is slightly slimmer and not as thick, with two buttons to use. It's 8 1/2 inches away from the bullet, then the rest of the cord is 34 inches until it ends up in the USB plug. The total length of this long, corded vibe is 45 inches.

The setup I use is that I have a USB hub extension to be able to plug in various things to my laptop. As it is behind the machine, I found the bullet's cord shorter than I would feel most comfortable with it. A little rearranging can help the problem though, especially because it has just reached my panties to slide in.

It is very small in total size, so you should be able to store it with no problem. Beware though, handle the cord carefully to keep it from breaking! You should keep it in a dry area of course, because a non-waterproof vibe wouldn't enjoy itself in damp places.

Traveling is no question at all, plug it into a USB port in your car, or use your laptop, and enjoy! When not in use, you can tuck it into a small pouch and keep it left in your car. But keep it in mind there too to keep it sealed well to stay dry!

E-sensual Bullet is controlled with the two buttons on the "control bullet". They aren't too hard and neither too easy to push, which must be a perfect setup for any users.

First you plug it into a USB port, so you can start to use it. As you are holding it in your hand, the button closer to you, pointing towards you is to turn it off anytime with one push. The other button, pointing towards your PC is to turn it on, and to go through the different patterns. You have to go through all of them to return to the one you want to use.

These are (as they always come on each time you turn it on):

1. low constant vibration
2. medium constant vibration
3. high constant vibration
4. two short medium pulses and one high long pulse
5. short medium pulsing
6. short low pulse, short medium pulse, short low pulse, short medium pulse, and on and on
7. escalation

It doesn't return to the last function after you turn it off and turn it back on, but oh well... Not a big deal.

I noticed it that when you hold the bullet horizontally it is louder than in a vertical position. It also rattles a little sometimes, but I assume it isn't a sign of anything terrible.
This bullet vibe has a nice strength to it, and though I would rather use it as a teaser vibe, it can be enough with the right mindset. When I tried it I just checked it out for a few minutes, and I am sure if I was watching fine materials intended to make you enjoy your time I would find it plenty for pleasure.

It is somewhat loud, but you definitely won't have any problems with it hidden away at your nether spots. Because of that it is perfect for people with less privacy, especially through closed doors. Young folks, people with roommates, with parents, lovers with a shy nature, beginner and advanced alike, your secret is purrrfectly safe! As long as you don't get it wet and let others hear you curse loud...

As it is not waterproof at all you should be VERY careful when you try to use any lubricants on it, and when you are cleaning it! It is good friends with all the lubes though, water-, oil- and silicone-based, but the smoothness begs to be left alone to protect its parts from wetness. Cleaning is done more than fine if you use toy wipes or some soft fabric with water and mild soap, especially because it isn't made to be used internally.

You can store it in whatever you please, if it is dry enough. It's mighty small, and the cords looked after good will give you a long-long time of pleasure!

E-sensual Bullet wants to be displayed for the receiver of the box, which is made of half-transparent plastic. No under-dressed mamas will weird the morally sensitive out, and only the bullet is seen in the front, laid nicely arranged into a plastic cradle. On the back of the box you see the picture of the whole toy, with all the details to know about it.

One thing I found really amusing. Inside the box there is a teeny-tiny itsy bitsy little piece of paper, showing you a minimal illustration of a laptop and the bullet to plug in in the left side, and another zoomed in version on the right side. No text. Just stay visual please! For those who haven't figured it out yet how to get it going...

I must say that someone not knowing toys so much would have no idea what in the world this thing is used for. Except if (s)he notices the word "Sensual". But if you whirl through the room then no one will see what you are holding in your hand! Will they?
I should call it somewhat discreet, and it would definitely make a useful and nice gift!

On the storage in the box: forget it. Too much space. Just get a pouch, or something else and smaller.

I would like to dedicate this part to give ideas about how you can get the most out of this little, practical geeky thing... (These are only tips coming into my mind at the moment, not all proven, so try to experiment with them as you please!)

It is obvious that you can use it plugged into your desktop computer or laptop. If you find the cord way too short, and you can't fix the problem in any other ways, you can get extension cords for a very cheap price, becoming a blessing for this toy. Another way to manage it can be even more beneficial for the computer users, which is to get a USB hub extension for your PC. It will let you plug in even more things, making the whole user experience way better.

You also want to keep your laptop plugged in, so you won't have to worry about running low on power. In case if that's a problem, you can do a few things. Get to use another laptop, I bet your precious won't snarl at you because of it. Charge your laptop up good before using it, and/or keep it charged all the time, so you'll get the max. out of your time. If your situation is so tough that you have to worry about electricity then try not to do anything in the day to spare more power for your toy! (Just to be sure I keep everybody in head to write this description for...)

When you are in your car, you can plug it into the USB port of your music device. If that isn't an option, use your laptop! You can extend the use by getting a car charger for your laptop, to stay plugged in all the time. Carry two laptops if needed!

Let's say you go camping, and you want to enjoy your USB bullet. Keep a reliable portable power source handy, they can save lives! You may have heard about the emergency radios, powered in many different ways to use off the grid. Many of them are able to charge anything having a USB plug, so not only your phone can be plugged into them! (To give an idea about them, they often come with 4 different powering options: solar, batteries, hand crank and AC plug.) I would add the more and more common solar chargers and emergency battery chargers for cellphones, using a USB plug.

Finally, in one of the reviews about this toy it is mentioned that you can use a phone charger wall outlet to plug your E-sensual Bullet into, and enjoy it that way, with a little more power. It is NOT adviced at all though!

If you know about more ways you should definitely share it with other users, because USB is a big invention people use more and more nowadays!

I would also gladly experiment with different ways to use it, and I can already envision to make a rabbit vibe out of it! Getting a sleeve having enough space inside for two bullets, managing the sealing somehow so it won't get wet inside, and will stay stiff, then getting a clit attachment sleeve and fixing a third bullet to it! Voila! You have a fully USB powered rabbit vibe, never losing power!

As I have said I have used this toy only to check it out so far, and found it to be a perfect teaser toy. I wanted it because it has happened a few times before that I was hanging out at my desk in the middle of the Night, still wide awake, and couldn't restrain myself anymore to enjoy it a little more. How often I wanted to have a USB powered vibe instead of being worried about disturbing my Master or too tired to dig my toys out! Not to mention the batteries when I kept on running out of them!

This little bullet is perfect for purposes I intend to use it for. Which are to have a toy handy while I am hanging on those well-known erotic contents, and to have something to initiate some teasing in a comfortable and discreet way, if it's needed before being with my Precious Master. (I'm a hard nut to crack mostly.) It is excellently quiet in my opinion, and the loudness in your hand shouldn't count into it if you turn it on only when it's settled between your thighs already. It isn't powerful like crazy, and certainly not something I need, but it can get the job done for me too, especially because of the advantages of the source of audiovisual pleasures through the machine.

All in all I can only say that for this price you would be silly not to get one or a few, and keep them handy in the spots you can have the chance to enjoy USB vrooms! I will get min. another one too, and keep it in the car because it's a necessity for toy lovers!