Wonder massager - sex toy by Doc Johnson - review by res blur

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Bzzz...? Not much vroom for your buck!

Cute...but useless. The purpose of a vibe is to get you off, and this didn't pass muster. And especially not for this price.
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Pros:
Girly.
Cons:
Very weak vibes, not especially good sensations, hassle of a setting system.
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review
Simply put: Don't waste your money on this toy if you want to get off with it. Sure, it came in a cute box and this "wonder massager" looks girl-friendly, but the product has absolutely no vroom power for the kind of take-charge girl I'm sure you are. The low buzz was nice and quiet, but as soon as I touched my labia with this, I knew I had a loser on my hands. This vibes takes two AAA batteries, and girls--every setting felt like the vibe was running on AAA batteries. Or watch batteries. The vibrations were so weak that I had to make sure it really was meant to be used as a sex toy--was it a gag gift, perhaps? The vibrations felt like an irritating tickle and the only thing that changed in intensity through the settings was the whrring of the sound, not the actual sensation. And forget trying it in the bath--the water just further diluted the vibration, if that's even possible.

It felt a little ridiculous trying to get turned on with it, as many times as I tried. The plastic nubs didn't do much for me, and actually, it just meant that I had a hard time getting the right, hard fit against my clit because of all the spaces in between. Cleaning was also a pain because of the nub issue, trying to get in the crannies when I wasn't free to openly run it under water. I was just glad that the product was plastic and non-porous, and so more hygienic than a jelly counterpart--though jelly probably would have felt better on my clit than this piece of cold plastic.

There's also only one button to cycle through all the settings--and because there are so many settings, it's a pain to get exactly what you want, not to mention turn it off quickly.

So no: I was never able to get off with this toy. I just got frustrated. And for that reason, this product gets a resounding THUMBS DOWN from me.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Wonder massager tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Foreplay
    • Light play
    • Teasing
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Breasts
    • Clitoris
    • Genitals
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Comments
  • Miss Cinnamon
    Miss Cinnamon  
    Oh no! I hate it when a toy fails utterly. Did you try it with new batteries or alkaline batteries (as opposed to rechargeables, which are sometimes not as great for toys)? Thanks for the honest review.
  • res blur
    res blur  
    I used brand new alkaline batteries straight out of the package for the review, and nope. Utter, utter failure. =(
  • Sammi
    Sammi  
    Sorry this was such a failure :-(

    Thanks for the review!
  • sexyk515
    sexyk515  
    Exellent review!
  • Kdlips
    Kdlips  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Beck
    Beck  
    Thanks for the review sorry the toy was such a failure. I was curious on how big the toy was?
  • noofbat
    noofbat  
    Thanks for reviewing this, sorry it was a dud but at least now we all know better.
  • angel142stx
    angel142stx  
    Thanks for the review
  • jeangel246
    jeangel246  
    Thanks for the review
  • Jon S
    Jon S  
    ty
  • ViVix
    ViVix  
    Thank you for the warning! Good review!
  • vanilla&chocolate
    vanilla&chocolate  
    Thanks for the review - I'm going to skip this one!
  • Boyqueen
    Boyqueen  
    Thanks for the review
  • Mirachaya
    Mirachaya  
    I am sorry it didn't work for you, thanks for reviewing for future customers though.
  • djstoner
    djstoner  
    ugh! badly made toys are just depressing.
  • Feisty
    Feisty  
    thanks for sharing!
  • Mistress Dragon
    Mistress Dragon  
    Sorry this did not work out for you. Good review.
  • Rosen Rot
    Rosen Rot  
    Thank you for the insight!
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