Charisma waterproof G by California Exotic

This is probably the toughest review I've had to write yet. I just don't know about this thing.

The Charisma is small and discreet. Though a hard vibrator, the rubber touch coating makes it pleasant to the touch. It's, as the description states, velvety. The manufacturer's description also claims it can be quite loud but I found it to be amazingly quiet. The length is about perfect for g-spot stimulation. The black and silver appearance is pleasing. The waterproof feature is flawless - no leaks, no struggling to get it closed properly. It's easy to use with its twisty on/off dial.

Unfortunately...

It's just got no power.
The charisma uses only a single double A battery and that just doesn't seem to give it enough "oomph."

I tried three different batteries, including one freshly charged re-chargable.
I tried it in the tub.
I tried it whilst watching porn.
I tried it whilst fucking my partner.
I tried it on my clit and I tried it on my g spot.
I tried keeping it still. I tried moving it rapidly against my clit - though I may as well use my fingers if I have to do that! I tried thrusting and rubbing against my g spot.
No dice.

It felt good. Pleasant. Arousing.
But it did not - could not - bring me to orgasm.

Every time I tried it I had to replace it with an old stand by in order to actually get off. It was frustrating, to say the least.

There could be a room in hell where they gave you this vibrator and permission to get off endlessly, knowing the impossibility would torment you for eternity. You'd forever get close, close, oh god, soooooooo close....

And then nothin'!

Perhaps others would have better luck with it. I tend to need more powerful, throbbing vibrations and the Charisma delivers little more than a mild buzz. It left me vaguely numb and thoroughly aggravated.