Cleo Massager Review

The fact that it’s made of high quality silicone, is waterproof, easy to use, can be used in different positions and different ways, along with being very quiet all bode well for this product. It’s the lack of vibration speed, low rumble, need for batteries and lack of flexibility that seem to ruin it for me. Like I said in the beginning of this review – I like it, I just don’t know if I love it.
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Pros
easy to use, large surface area for stimulation, learning curve
Cons
bulky, not the most powerful, awkward to hold
Rating by reviewer:
3
useful review
Experience
Over the past bunch of reviews I’ve been rather spoiled and didn’t have too much to bitch or complain about, relegating my annoyances to petty things like use of color, lack of use in the shower or attracting lint. In the case of Cleo, I finally have some valid points to offer:

Although it’s velvety smooth and soft, it’s by no means squishy, supple or flexible and has absolutely no give to it. For some of you that may be a downfall, for others it may mean there’s something to grind against and apply a firmer pressure. Either way, remember that there’s no ‘right’ or ‘wrong’ way of masturbating. If something works for you, do it. Sadly for me this just didn’t lend any help and instead left me a tad sore.

It’s also rather large for an external stimulator which makes holding on to it potentially awkward, add some lubed up slippery hands and it’s even more awkward. Having said that I do realize some of you may like the larger surface area, I also realize some of you may not. I personally didn’t really find it too exciting for clitoral or any other kind of stimulation. But again, that’s just me.

The vibrations aren’t very strong which unfortunately for me was a bit of an issue. I quite enjoy very high vibrations and the quick release that type of stimulation has to offer. Of course you’re body may be different, so remember – this is just my take on it.

Maybe I’m spoiled or maybe I just expect more from higher priced products bu the fact that it wasn’t rechargeable was a bit of a pain, especially since it didn’t come with batteries.
Follow-up commentary
I wish there was a button for 'don't love it, but don't hate it' cause that's exactly how I feel. I think it's fantastic by way of the material used, the ease of use and the fact that it doesn't give me carpal tunnel like some other products (it's very comfortable to hold)...but it just doesn't have that 'ooomph' I look for and love in many other vibes. Aside from that, it's not the most comfortable thing to mount and I find myself holding it while laying down.

If you are someone who's a little smaller on the bottom, one that also likes to ride things while stimulating your clit, this would be a great option. It sadly just doesn't do it for me.
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My Cleo massager tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Massage
    • Teasing
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bath / shower
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Genitals
    • Thighs
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  • Contributor: Owl Identified
    I agree that the one thing about this product that I hate is that it's not rechargeable. I also expect a high priced item to be rechargeable and I think that's reasonable in this day and age. I really liked the way that this toy worked for me but it seems to be a very body specific toy. This is a great review that reflects that variability wonderfully!
  • Contributor: Boss Lady
    I wanted to get this, but then I saw it in person and it looked like a little sybian with a seat that was too small to ride. I think if I had a large bath or hot tub I could use this, but otherwise, the toy's shape and size are cumbersome.
  • Contributor: Miss Anonymous
    Good reveiw! Thanks for sharing!
    This looks like it might be good for humping or stomach masturbation.
  • Contributor: link82
    Another helpful review - thank you!
  • Contributor: K101
    This is one very... uniquely designed vibe! It looks so strange. Too bad it didn't work well for ya. I don't think it seems to be one of those amazing ones either. I enjoyed reading your review about it though.
  • Contributor: The Curious Couple
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: Purpleladybug
    Thanks for the follow up!!
  • Contributor: Ghost
    Looks kind of inexplicable...
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  • Contributor: sugar&spikes
    thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: Tbanda
    Thanks!
  • Contributor: Cat E.
    Nice review.
  • Contributor: xjonxthexgreenx
    thanks for the review
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