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Couldn't Find my G-Spot with a Tom-Tom, 2 Maps, a Compass, and Sacajawea!

This is a great external vibrator for your clit, but if you're looking for a g-spot orgasm, you need to look for another toy.
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Pros:
Quiet, discreet, smooth.
Cons:
Does nothing for g-spot.
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review

Use

This was my 1st vibrator ever. It arrived yesterday and I was so excited. I wanted to desperately to fall in love with it and understand what it was that made women everywhere love these things...but all it did was make me fall into a deeper love for my dildos. Maybe I hyped it up too much in my mind or was expecting some sort of pornstar-esque orgasm from it, but it left so much to be desired. It says it's a g-spot vibrator, but honestly, this thing couldn't find my g-spot if I gave it a Tom-Tom, 2 maps, a compass, seeing eye dog, and Sacajawea herself! At first I thought maybe I wasn't using it right, that maybe I somehow forgot where my g-spot was (yeah, fat chance! I've had that thing mapped out for over 10 years; I could find it in my sleep!) or perhaps it had fallen out. However, when I pulled this vibrator out and felt around for myself, I realized that my g-spot was still very much located where I've always found it.

The mini jumpin' gyrator felt nice on and around my clitoris, but that's about it. It did absolutely nothing for my g-spot; I wound up having to switch to my old reliable dildo (if you follow my reviews, you know which one I'm talking about) in order to reach climax.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Sensory play
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

I will say, where this vibrator lacked in performance, it made up in appearance and texture. It really is the cutest little thing--reminds me of a pink sea horse. It has a smooth satin finish and it feels good to grip. It's not silicone, so someone with a silicone allergy would be able to use this just fine. I did not detect an odor from it at all and it is not porous. Most importantly though, it's super easy to clean (make sure you remove the batteries).
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

As I said before, it reminds me of a little sea horse (minus the curly tail). It's small (I actually wish it had been larger; I feel like it it'd had some length to it, I would've had a much more pleasurable experience), easy to conceal, and a good size for travel. I will say, though, I don't like where the button is located--it's right at the very bottom, and if you're trying to insert it, your hand may keep hitting the button, shutting if off or changing the speed (there are 3) when you don't want it to. I can't say it's good for your average beginner, though. While it doesn't look menacing, it can be quite dangerous. As I mentioned this is my very first vibrator and--this is VERY embarrassing, but hey, we're family right?!--I did manage to get it stuck a few times. Somehow, the part that's bent and supposed to hit your g-spot turned around so it was facing downward. Maybe I just inserted it too far, though?
    • Discreet look/design

Functions / Performance / Controls

The vibrations are located in the bent part that's supposed to massage your g-spot (but really only does wonders for your clitoris, in my opinion), and as I mentioned, there are three speeds. The 1st speed is barely noticeable, the second speed is okay, but the third speed is where I kept it until my batteries died or my hand accidentally hit the button on the bottom to shut it off. It's a very silent toy, but if you have piercings below the belt, it will make noise when it hits up against them (as I'm sure all vibrators would).

This vibrator claims to be waterproof and while I didn't use this in the bathtub, I did have enough secretions stemming from my heightened sense of arousal that gave it a pretty good soaking, so I think it'd be just fine in water. I do think it's a battery guzzler though. I only got this yesterday and I've used it a few times last night and a couple times today, and I'm going through batteries like crazy. I'm already on my 4th pair! After going through the first two pairs, I thought I had a bad pack, but now that I'm on my second pack (not the same brand or from the same store) I'm thinking it's the energy the vibrator uses.
    • Battery guzzler
    • Discreet sound
    • Multiple settings

Care and Maintenance

As I mentioned, the smooth texture of this toy made it super easy to clean (warm water, some anti-bacterial hand soap, and a clean towel to dry it over after you scrub it down), and its size made it easy to conceal and store.

I keep it in my bedside table (it's rather hard to go under your pillow where I keep "Old Faithful") for easy enough access. The packaging said it can be used with water-based lubes, but I've never required the use of lubricants. I did however, thoroughly enjoy using this vibrator on my clitoris while having my dildo inserted. I achieved a few great orgasms that way, but I could not use this alone to achieve one.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

This came in a clear package with pink writing, which was packed inside a discreet USPS box. There weren't any instructions (at least I didn't see any), but it really didn't need any. Even a beginner like me could figure out what to do.
    • Discreet looking packaging

Experience

I hate to say it, but I was a little disappointed with this product. I don't feel it holds up to its claim of being a g-spot vibrator and it left a lot to be desired. I will say, however, that this was a great starter for my vibrator collection. I will continue to use it in conjunction with my dildo to achieve powerful orgasms from g-spot and clitoral stimulation.
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Comments
  • Ryanne
    Ryanne  
    Thanks for the review, I am sorry this didn't work it doesn't look long enough to do anything with
  • PeachyKeenQueen
    PeachyKeenQueen  
    Hi Ryanne, yeah I think the length was one of the issue as well. Hopefully all my future vibrators go over better
  • kendra30752
    kendra30752  
    Fab review! I loved what you said about it not being able to find your G-spot with a tom-tom, map, etc.! LOL That was so funny. But not funny that it didn't work for you. I'm so sorry to hear that. It's so cute! I kind of thought the size looked a little too fat for me, but it does look like it could easily miss or hit the g-spot depending on where your's is located. I think I'll just pass on it. Thanks for sharing.
  • js250
    js250  
    Love your review!! I am still laughing over your title!! Great work--just wish you would have had a better experience!
  • AHubbyof2SexualMinds
    AHubbyof2SexualMinds  
    Thanks for the review, great title!
  • - Kira -
    - Kira -  
    Aha. Best title EVER. It does look like a sea horse. I wouldn't have noticed until you said something.
  • PeachCandy
    PeachCandy  
    Sorry this one didn't work out so well for you by itself. Thanks so much for the awesome review
  • PropertyOfPotter
    PropertyOfPotter  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Ms. Summer
    Ms. Summer  
    Great review.
  • J5ive
    J5ive  
    thank you
  • Chelle Love
    Chelle Love  
    Good review... Thank you...
  • GONE!
    GONE!  
    Thanks for the honest review! Great title too, lol.
  • amberf83
    amberf83  
    thanks
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    unfulfilled  
    Great title and review, thank you for sharing!
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    LostinLife  
    Great review thanks for sharing
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    sexynola  
    thanks for sharing
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    Peres2013  
    Thank you so much for reviewing!
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    sexytileena / absolutely love sex  
    nice review
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    spineyogurt  
    Thanks for the review.
  • Wicked Wahine
    Wicked Wahine  
    Love your title, but your review is great, too, thanks!
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