Couture collection Bliss - egg vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by Respectable Curiosity

This remote-controlled wireless bullet is made to stimulate and massage your most intimate regions. The discreet remote allows you and yours to enjoy, even from afar.

Mostly, this insertable bullet stimulates the inner vaginal areas, but it can also be worn on the outside of the body in the panties to stimulate the clitoris, or it can just be held to stimulate the clit, nipples, neck, inner thigh, and any other sensitive area you wish.

This toy is great for any occasion, alone or as a couple.

The material is a hard plastic with a PU coating that makes it silky to the touch and provides enough pressure that, no matter where you put it, is guaranteed to make you want more. Even with a drop of lube, it becomes a blissful ride of ecstasy.

The best part is that the material is nonporous, so it doesn't hold smells. I didn't notice any upon opening or after using, washing, or storing.

While you can't thrust with this toy, you can let your hands do all the talking. Let them take control and guide the toy over all of your sensuous parts, or even just lay back and let the remote take control.

I recommend this toy for beginners and advanced users alike.

The design is sleek and simple, making it very approachable—especially for beginners. For me, the contoured tip helps with easy insertion with a drop of water-based lube. With a good measure of girth, it stays nicely in your lady bits without being uncomfortable, even when sitting or walking.

Once inside, your Kegel muscles hold it in place as it massages and teases your G-spot. The cord sits outside the vagina, ready for easy removal but without becoming a distraction.

The design of the remote is very simple: you have one button that cycles through each euphoric setting and one that is a quick OFF button, making solo or partner play exciting and easy.

The settings cycle through from start to finish, unless you use the OFF button.
1. It starts off at a low, slightly buzzy (as is typical for plastic toys) buzz.
2. This is a medium, continual buzz.
3. This setting has medium and high steady vibrations.
4. The fourth press takes you into patterns, the first being a pulsing escalation that repeats.
5. This is a steady, continuous pulse.
6. You get a more rapid pulse.
7. Finally, there is a short, short, short, long pulse that repeats.

Each is great in its own way, but I personally enjoyed the fourth setting; it was almost orgasmic the first time I felt it.

Another awesome feature is how it charges. It sits in a heart shaped docking station and charges without actually plugging in the egg. A simple lighting system lets you know when the bliss needs to be charged and when its fully charged.

At the bottom of the egg, near the retrieval string, there is a light. When you turn on the egg it glows green, for fully charged and on. When the light turns red, you need to charge it. The light stays red while on the docking station until fully charged, and turns green.

Green- Good to go
Red- Stop and charge
Simple!

Washing this toy is a breeze: simply clean with antibacterial soap and water and allow it to air dry, or you can use a toy cleaner/wipe. It's waterproof( the egg is waterproof, the remote is not!)
, but I would not put it in the dishwasher because of the delicate internal parts.


The only downfall is that you cannot sterilize this toy, so please do not boil or bleach!

The packaging was a little disappointing. I expected a flashy and sexy box, but instead it was a generic cardboard box with the image of the Bliss printed on all sides. I would not recommend the box for storage because it's flimsy. As for gifting, I would wrap it, but this would be a WONDERFUL gift. The Bliss came in a pullout sleeve specially formed for the Bliss. The instructions were as thick as an owner's manual. It was long-winded but really only said to plug in the base, let the toy charge fully, and play.

The only thing I didn't understand is that the charger came with a connective conversion end, for it was not made for US outlets but was, instead, made for European outlets. While it's not a big deal, it does make the charger heavy and bulky, so if you are like me and try to plug it in behind the nightstand, you can't. I had to use an extension cord.

I love this product. It's discreet and fun. My guy and I can play while we're out or on a long, long road trip, yet I can still use it on my own! I also love the fact that it's rechargeable. But for some reason the remote isn't? I'm not sure what the makers were thinking, but hopefully they will come out with a new version with a rechargeable remote.