Craze curvy - vibrating head massager discontinued by Cal Exotics - review by Sirena

The Craze Curvy by Cal Exotics is a very different vibrator. The name pretty much says it all. The Craze Curvy is a fun-colored, light-up vibrator that is designed with a curve and seven different functions that are intended to stimulate your g-spot. It is a great toy for vaginal use, stimulating the nipples and other erogenous zones such as the nipples, neck, or caressing it over the rest of your body. I could see where it could be used anally. It does not seem like a product that one would need to worry about "losing" when using anally due to its thick grip, but since there is not a flare at the end, I would still exercise caution if inserting it anally. I do, however, highly recommend using it to stimulate the anal region as a teaser. While I did enjoy this toy very much, it does not actually achieve the goal of its design. The toys insertable length is not really long enough to reach my g-spot, but it was great at stimulating my clitoris. The Craze Curvy is great for reaching a clitoral orgasm, but not so much at achieving the g-spot orgasm. This is a great vibrator to use alone or with a partner. One of the best parts of this vibe is that you can use it in bed, the tub, or the shower! It can easily be used with other toys to enhance the experience. If you have another dildo or vibrator that does stimulate your g-spot, use it while using this one externally for a fun and orgasmic experience.

The Craze Curvy by Cal Exotics is a great vibe with materials that are friendly for both beginners and advanced users. It is made of a combination of materials. It is made of food-grade materials that are hypoallergenic, latex free, and phthalates free. You can choose between three colors: green, pink, and yellow. The insertable, curved portion of the Craze Curvy is made of smooth thermoplastic elastomer (TPR). It is somewhat pliable and a bit squishy around the internal mechanisms. There is a seam that runs medially down the length of the insertable portion. The seam is not able to be felt during use. Since this portion of the vibe is made of TPR, it is safe to use silicone or water-based lubricants. Personally, I find that water-based lubricants work better on TPR toys in the long run. TPR is somewhat porous, so it is recommend to only use it with someone you are fluid-bonded with, or utilize a condom. It is easy to clean, especially since it is waterproof. This vibrator CANNOT be disinfected by boiling, due to its materials. Just soap and water, or you can utilize one of you favorite toy cleaners, such as the recommended Cal Exotics Universal Toy Cleaner.



The handle/grip is made of acrylonitrile butadiene styrene (ABS) plastic, including the silver ring that just has a metallic overlay on the ABS. There are two lines on the grip and the bottom portion that encloses the batteries. You must make sure that these line up properly. These lines also do not affect the usage of this vibe.




With other TPR toys that I have owned, there is a noticeable odor when I first open the package, but this product did not have that. There is a slight odor if you hold it right under your nose, but that fades greatly if you do as recommended and wash it with soap and water before and after use. There is a strange taste to it, hence why I never use my TPR toys orally.

The design of the Craze Curvy made me very excited to use it. I loved the idea of the using the s-curve to hit my g-spot. It has an ergonomic design, seven different functions to choose from, and who can pass up on the fun of a light-up toy? Best of all, it is waterproof and can be used anywhere! Sadly, the toy did not live up to my expectations, but it is still a great vibe. The s-curve design is intended to hit your g-spot when used, however it is too short to really reach the spot. At least on me that is, other people may not have this problem. That was the only major problem that I had with the design of this product. If the neck was a bit longer to allow for more insertion, it could definitely hit the spot. The size is great for beginners and advanced users, although I think if it was bigger, it would be more fulfilling when used for penetration. That being said, the design of the s-curve does perfectly fit over my clitoris for great clitoral stimulation!

The Craze Curvy is about 5 ½” in total length.


The insertable portion is about 3 ½” in length and 1” wide at its narrowest point, while it's 1 3/4” wide at its widest point.







The handle/grip of the Craze Curvy is about 2 ¼” long, and about 1 ½” wide. I really liked the wider curved grip. It made it very easy to control with this design.


It is a smaller vibrator -- not pocket size, but still smaller than many. I would not really say it is discreet, as it is not an obviously shaped vibrator, if an adult were to find it I am sure they would figure out what it is. Due to its size, it is fairly easy to store and hide.

One of the "highlights" of this vibe is the light-up feature. This makes the toy even more whimsical and fun. I can't say that the lights enhance the sensations produced by the Craze Curvy, but they certainly made it easy to use in the dark by being able to see the controls in the dark and finding that lube bottle that has rolled off the bed.

Overall, the design of the toy is fun and is good in theory; I just wish that it had been able to stimulate my g-spot.

The Craze Curvy does not live up to the idea of being a g-spot vibrator, but the other features of this vibrator still make it a great addition to anyone's toy collection. First off, the most prominently advertised features are the light-up tip and buttons. There are two buttons on the grip of the vibe. The top button is the power on/off button. When this button is pushed, both buttons light up along with the tip of the vibrator. To make the unit work, you will need 2 AAA batteries that do not come with the product.




Here is what it looks like when fully lit:


The lights make the toy very fun, and they can be quite helpful in the dark when using it.

The best features, in my opinion, are the waterproof capabilities and the seven vibrating functions. The Craze Curvy has held up great in both my shower and in the tub. Just make sure that you have the lines on the body of the unit and the cap for the batteries lined up properly before use. You will know they are not in line if it does not light up when you turn it on. So far I have not had any complications using it in the water. It is very fun to take a bath in the dark with a few candles lit, and to see the light from this vibe in the water. The seven sensation functions are different variations of vibrations, pulsation, and escalation. The motor is located in the tip of the unit. This gives off some great vibrations that, while I will not say are mind-shattering, will get the job done. I personally like the first function, which is your standard buzzing vibrations, and the seventh function which is more of a patterned vibration. I guess I should add the fourth function to my list of favorites, since it is pretty much like the first function.

The controls are very easy to use. There are two buttons on the base in a vertical alignment. The top button turns the unit on and off, while the bottom button switches between the various functions. The whole unit can be turned off easily by just pushing the top button.

As far as the noise level of the unit, it varies depending upon the chosen function. Some are louder than others. I had my husband stand outside the door as I turned on each function, and he could not hear any of them, but if you are in the same room you can hear it.

Taking care of your Craze Curvy is very easy. You can use warm water and antibacterial soap, or a universal toy cleaner. Since the unit is waterproof, there is no need to worry about getting it wet while cleaning.

It is small enough to store in a drawer, shoe box, or a hide-a-vibe pillow. Due to the fact that it is made of TPR, it does attract lint and hair, so consider that when choosing a place to store it. Also, be sure to wash thoroughly before and after use.

When using the Craze Curvy, you can use either a silicone-based lubricant, or a water-based lubricant. I personally use a water-based lube with my TPR products, because they seem to last longer than the times I have used silicone-based products, but to each their own.

The packaging of this toy is clear which allows you to see the toy easily, so it is not discreet at all. The packaging is very cute though, with its colorful confetti design. It makes it feel like there is a party in the box waiting for you.

The back of the box shows a diagram of the vibrator, pointing out its features.



The packaging is not really designed to keep for storage. While the vibe does have a nice cozy home in it, the packaging itself is not very sturdy for long-term use. Therefore, recycle it for goodness sake!

The first time I used the Craze Curvy was during a solo session that my husband wanted to watch. The lights helped to give him more of a show in the dark while I accentuated his favorite parts of my anatomy. The first function felt so good that I really didn't want to explore the others, but I went through each of them one-by-one, bringing myself to the brink -- but never hitting my g-spot. Then, my wonderful husband decided to join in and try to see if he could help me hit the g-spot by using it on me himself. I have to give him an 'A' for effort because he had me in position after position trying to hit the spot, but we realized that it is just not the right design for my body. That didn't stop the fun, though. He used it to tease and tantalize my body, and manipulated my orgasms into something great!