Pocket rocket discontinued
by WHK GmbH

Cute, not quite what I had in mind

Overall, you'll get what you pay for. It's a cheaper vibe, so it has cheaper material (hard plastic). Depending on the use of this vibe, it may or may not suit your needs. I didn't find it to be too useful in the "sexual" department, but its a pretty good overall muscle/joint massager.
Published:
Pros
Compact, Variety of attachments, easy to use, waterproof
Cons
Too noisy, Rattles when on, attachments are too "rough"/hard plastic
Rating by reviewer:
2
useful review
This "Handy Massager" is just that. Handy! It's compact, discreet and can be thrown into a purse, overnight bag or anything of the like. The animal print on the outside adds to the "Cuteness" and the several "caps" that come along with it give you versatility as far as preferences go. If you don't like one, you may like the others and vise versa.

I attempted (yes, start chuckling now) to use this in the bathroom during a friend's party. Hubby was getting a little too frisky, things were steaming up and wouldn't you know it, I had to excuse myself to the little girls room to "relieve myself". Hey, when "you gotta go, ya gotta go" right? Well, this would be my first experience with this "Handy Massager". Sadly, I didn't get far. I was horrified to hear just how loud it was! Even with all the commotion going on in the other parts of the house, it sounded like a freight train to me! Then again, that stuff kind of makes me nervous/blush to do it around others (or at someone elses house for that matter). Turned it on, went to use it and BAM! I heard giggling on the other side of the door. My friend had come to see where I had went and was about to knock on the door to ask a question. Grief! I quickly shut it off and threw it back in my purse. We had a good laugh about it, but told her if she told anyone that I'd have to maim her.

I tried it again a few times back at home on a few occasions (where there were no prying ears). Much to my disappointment, I wasn't thrilled with the nubby like attachments. They were too hard/plastic for my poor clitoris. I'm very sensitive, so this was a huge negative. I tried using lubes with it to "soften the blow", but to no avail did it help. The smoothed over rounded attachment seemed to work much better for me. If you're looking for something that packs a punch, this one is pretty good for that. The strength is pretty powerful, but it will rattle like a train coming down the tracks, so watch out. It almost seems like there is too much space in the battery compartment? That is what it sounded like to me anyways.

After a few different tries, I decided that it would be used more for a localized massager for my wrists/hands because of my fibromyalgia and carpel tunnel. I have also used this on loosening a few knots in my shoulders and lower back. All in all, not too bad of a purchase. It's a cheaper vibe, so you'll "get what you pay for" with this one.
Follow-up commentary
It's still not my cup of tea. I'd like it if they were to add some softer attachments and maybe create a smaller or tighter area for the battery compartment. The smoother attachment does work pretty well for me though. I'll keep it, just for "just in case" purposes, but that is about it.
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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Massage
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
    • Waterproof
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
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  • Contributor: Kkay
    That's an awkward experience for sure.
  • Contributor: MamaDivine
    Tell me about it. That was the first time I had tried anything "that public" before. Im not one to go all crazy with my sexual experiences. Im more of the "in bedroom" type of girl. But hubby insisted that it was a turn on and of course, I was in the mood. So why not right? Well, as you read, theres a few reasons for "Why not" LOL.
  • Contributor: Katelyn
    Funny story! I was looking at this item just for a cheap buy but I hate hard plastic nubs and I don't need a body massager lol so I won't get this one : ) Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: MamaDivine
    Youre very welcome Katelyn! If you would prefer the softer material, I do know that EF carries one that is similar to this, but has a softer touch to it (the one that is blue? I believe, and has a dolphin at the tip. ) that may be more up your alley. When choosing which toys to purchase (material wise) more times than not, itll have a "Material" section to the side of the description. If its not there...Click the "View More" or "More about this" just below the stats. Itll show a more detailed view of what is in it/made of. Good luck!
  • Contributor: faust
    nice review
  • Contributor: darkkitty
    Thank you!
  • Contributor: lzee
    Nice review
  • Contributor: Tbanda
    Good review!
  • Contributor: PassionCpl
    Nice job, thanks
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