Bottle rockets Saturn - traditional vibrator by Evolved Novelties - review by Scrawberry78

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Cute package, but not that strong

This toy is a 3 on the vroom scale. I would recommend it to people who like 3's or have very sensitive regions. This toy would make a great gift because of how it is packaged. The packaging is really cute, but the toy just lacks the vibrations.
Published:
Pros:
Love the color, the ripples and size
Cons:
Not strong enough and the packaging being a little difficult
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

The Saturn is great for vaginal, clitoral, or anal stimulation. Vaginally you can use it solo, with another toy on your clit, or while your partner does you anally. Clitorally you can use it solo, with a toy in your vagina, anus, or both, or while your partner penetrates you. If you angle it the right way you might be able to use it for g-spot stimulation.

Anally you can use this solo, with other toys, or with your partner. Anally you can insert this toy up to 1 1/2 inches because there is a curve in the middle of the toy. Because of that, the toy won't get sucked into your butt.

There are many more possibilities. You can also use this on your partner to get them started. You can rub this up and down your guy's shaft and rub it on his frenulum (where the head and shaft meet, underneath). You can even rub it on his balls while you are going down on him.

I bought this toy to use on my clit while my boyfriend penetrates me. I also use this toy solo. I am sad to say that I wish this toy was a little stronger. I would rate this toy a 3 on the vroom scale. This toy is waterproof and I love to use it in the shower when my guy is not around.

The vibrator is very quiet and will make a great toy if you have a roommate. When you are under the covers it can barely be heard. So your roommate will have no idea what's going on. I think that this bullet can get some women off, so if you like vibrators that are a 3 on the vroom scale or have a very sensitive clit then this toy will work for you.

This toy would also be great for first timers or introducing sex toys into the bedroom. It is small, quiet, and does not have a very strong vibe so it will be a great first experimental toy.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Anal
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

The material is a hard plastic. The top of the toy is shinny and smooth, but the shaft of the toy is velvety in texture. This vibrator has a seam that runs up either side of the toy and they meet at the tip. You can feel the seams when you put Saturn in you hand and twist it. There is no smell to this toy. The texture is great for beginners and advanced users.

The top of the toy has a soft button that makes it easy to turn the toy on. It is very easy to push. The shaft of this toy has ripples all along the shaft. This toy is very firm and strong. When inserted you will not be able to feel the ripples on the toy.



The plastic is an 8 on the safety scale. The material is not porous. This makes it easy to clean because there are not holes in the material. This vibrator is also body safe to use on you or your partners body. This toy does not collect lint, either.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Rigid

Design / Shape / Size

The design of this toy is very cute. The vibrator takes 1 AA battery. Inside the battery compartment there is a piece of paper. Leave it in there because when the battery is in place it doesn't rattle around and keeps it quiet.



Saturn is about 4 1/2 inches long, about 3/4 in diameter at the skinniest point, about 7/8 in diameter at the widest point and the insert-able length is about 3 1/2 inches. It is great for beginners and advanced users. It would make a great travel toy and you can also just stick it in your purse. Saturn is best for pinpoint stimulation.

This vibrator is not discreet looking, so I would store it away with you other toys. On the top of the toy the brand name, "Evolved," is written in silver lettering. There is also a silver band around where the shaft and top meet.
    • Beginner
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

The vibrations are located at the tip of the toy. There are 3 different vibrations speeds. The vibrations don't really increase by much so I would say they all are in the 3 range on the vroom scale. There is only one button, so you do have to scale through them in order to turn the toy off. The vibrations are a buzzy feeling. There is a really light buzz that travels to your fingers but will not make them numb.

The only problem I have with this toy is that it is not strong enough for me, but does get the job done. It just takes a little longer than I would like.

The shape is good for insertion. People who like average sized toy's I think would like this toy. As for it being someone's fist insert-able toy I think it is a great size not too thick and not to small it would make a perfect first toy.

The vibrations kind of all feel the same. You can feel it increase a little bit, but not by much. The Saturn does perform well in water, and I really like using these toys in the shower. I wish I could explain how it feels in the bath, but I can't take baths anymore because I end up getting a urinary tract infection. I think if it feels great in the shower then it will feel even better in the bath.
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

This toy is easy to clean because it is waterproof. You can use wipes, toy cleaner, or a wash cloth with soap and water after every use. To disinfect this toy you can use alcohol swabs or alcohol on cotton balls to wipe it down about once a month. If you want to experiment with this toy on your partner you can easily disinfect it and start using it on them.

The ripples are a little hard to clean, you just have to make sure you soak and wipe it off really well.

You do need to use lube with this toy but only a dime sized amount because you don't want to get your hands all greasy and sticky. You can use Saturn with the 3 different types of lube: water, silicone, and oil based. I prefer water based because my vaginal region is very sensitive and it is very easy to clean off of toys and body parts.

You can store this toy with your other toy's in a drawer, box, or any other location you store your toys. I store my toys in a box next to my bed for easy access.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The packaging was really cute. It came in this soda bottle design but was hard to figure out how to take it out of the package. I would give this as a gift because the packaging is really cute and would make a great gift. As for storing the vibrator in it's package, I would not because it is too much of a hassle to have to unscrew everything in order to get the toy.

You have to screw off the bottom, then you have to screw off the top of the bottom piece and last but not least you have to screw the top off of the toy.



    • Minimal
    • Would make a nice gift

Experience

My experience with this toy has been neutral. I don't hate this toy, but I also don't love it. I can only orgasm through clitoral stimulation, so I am on the hunt for the best clitoral vibrator I can find. I also realized that I don't like vibrators with pointy tips, they just don't work for me.

If I don't watch porn with this toy, or any toy for that matter, my orgasms take longer to come. If I watch porn my orgasms are quick to come to me. Just a little food for thought.

I gave it three stars because it just isn't quite there yet.
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Comments
  • Missmarc
    Missmarc  
    Great review, thank you!
  • MrWishyWashy
    MrWishyWashy  
    Great job, thanks for sharing!
  • SMichelle
    SMichelle  
    Great review!
  • Beneath The Bed
    Beneath The Bed  
    Thanks for the great review!
  • deltalima
    deltalima  
    Thanks.
  • VictoriaRose
    VictoriaRose  
    Would make a great gag gift!
  • hawaiian chick
    hawaiian chick  
    Thanks for sharing! These things are a pain to get out of the packaging!
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