Neon luv touch lipstick vibe - discreet massager by Pipedream - review by Stephanie Marie

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Cute, yellow, and discreet.

This is definitely a cute toy, thats for sure. But it is really LOUD, which is a HUGE turn off for me. The vibe are just moderate which was ehh for me.
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Pros:
Cute, yellow, discreet
Cons:
LOUD, not very strong vibrations at all.
Rating by reviewer:
2
useful review

Use

This toy is best used for a clit vibe. You can use it on your nipples as well. But I do not suggest inserting it really.

I think anyone would like this toy. It is cute and yellow. Plus it looks kind of like a lipstick. Pretty neat! It is discreet enough to use anywhere you want.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

This product is made from a material called SoftTouch. The material safety scale only labels it as a 1, which means I am not too fond of it. It is a PVC and silicone mix at the tip which gives it the softer feel. The rest of the toy is a hard plastic.

I just licked it, there is no taste really. I have not noticed any smells either. I don't think advanced users would get much from this toy. It isn't really a strong vibe. There really isn't any texture to this toy either.
    • No odor

Design / Shape / Size

The design of this is meant to look like a tube of lipstick. Though it does, but it doesn't. It kind of reminds me of those play sets you get as a child with all the fake makeup. It's cute, but in a childish way. Make sure you don't leave it out if you have a child, they might mistake it for theirs!!

This little bugger is about 4" length-wise. You can insert it 1 1/2" total, which I didn't do. I just use it as a clit vibe.

It is pretty discreet, I doubt anyone would really know what it was if you had it in your purse unless you told them. I think anyone would like they toy, it's easy enough to use.
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design

Functions / Performance / Controls

This toy has moderate vibes, but they are not very good. You can feel them through-out the toy. This toy takes 3 LR44 batteries, watch batteries. It already come with three inside of it. So you just open the toy and pop out that little piece of paper. Then you twist the bottom and the vibe gets stronger.

This toy is VERY noisy actually. Quite annoying, I couldn't concentrate on using the toy over the noise.

It does say its waterproof, but like I said before I am not going to attempt that. Especially since there is no water band thing.
    • Easy to use
    • Loud

Care and Maintenance

This product material is pretty porous. So if you plan on sharing use a condom! Since it is pretty tricky to clean I suggest cleaning it before and after each use. Clean with warm water and antibacterial soap or toy cleaner. Then simply dry it.

Since this is a lipstick type vibe it doesn't need storage. Though keep it in a cool, darker place. Also only use water-based lubes! Other lubes are likely to destroy it!
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

This comes in a little plastic box. It is see-through. On the front it says Neon Luv Tough Lipstick Vibe. On all sides it says waterproof. Though I don't see how because there isn't a waterproof band thing. I don't know but I am not even going to attempt that.

On the back it has a little paragraph. One sentence is "Great for your afternoon commute, bathroom breaks, or solo play at home or in the office." To be honest I think you couldn't do that, this thing is pretty loud. I think you would get a little bit of trouble if you tried this at the office.
    • Good for storage
    • Would make a nice gift
Follow-up commentary
I still do not say anyone should get this loud toy really. I have not used it since really, the noise is still such a turn off. It stays in the back of one of my boxes. Only thing is its a cute yellow vibe.
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  • sexyintexas
    sexyintexas  
    Great review
  • Antipova
    Antipova  
    Thanks for the review, Sgirl! I like that this one is yellow, too. I'm curious, though, I don't have any SoftTouch toys, so could you describe how squishy or firm the tip of this is? Is it good for people who know they want pressure in a vibe, or do the vibrations dampen when pressure is applied?

    Also, are the vibrations buzzy or deep? Can you compare it to another clit vibe that's similar in size?

    Was it able to bring you to orgasm, in terms of vibe strength?
  • Linga
    Linga  
    Great review, I don't have any yellow in my rainbow of toys yet so I'm immediately drawn to this one just for that reason. I'd also love to know if it has buzzy vibes or deeper ones too
  • Stephanie Marie
    Stephanie Marie  
    The tip isn't really squishy squishy. It is in between a squishy and firm tip.

    No I wasn't able to Orgasm from this vibe. The vibes weren't really good. I would say the vibe itself is hmm like [http://www.edenfantasys.com/vibrators/discreet-vibrators/beaver-shot]
    It is about the same size and feel. A buzzy type feeling I would say. And no it doesn't deepen when pressure is applied.

  • Adam02viper
    Adam02viper  
    Great review!
  • BabyDoll12199
    BabyDoll12199  
    nice review
  • Beck
    Beck  
    Thanks fro great review.
  • melissa1973
    melissa1973  
    great review, love the color
  • chucky
    chucky  
  • meganthomas
    meganthomas  
    i guess its only discreet because its kinda random looking- like, who would be carrying a child's play toy that looks like lipstick that's... yellow? lol
  • Tbanda
    Tbanda  
    Thank you for taking your time to review this product!
  • badk1tty
    badk1tty  
    I don't see this being discrete at all :/
  • Mistress Jezebel
    Mistress Jezebel  
    Thanks for the review
  • Elnoa
    Elnoa  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Rod Ronald
    Rod Ronald  
    Thanks for the review
  • Blake Klink
    Blake Klink  
    nice review
  • sweetpea12
    sweetpea12  
    Thanks for the great review!
  • ohhhlala!
    ohhhlala!  
    I would love one of these! Thanks for the review, I have been hearing positive things about this product!
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    dsumrow1  
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