Didn't even leave the gate.
I had wanted something to help me go hands free, and found this high rated beauty. Sadly, I seem to have gotten 'lucky', in that it fell apart before I could even use it - and when I did use it, it did nothing for me. My experience seems atypical, but others ought to know about these issues while deciding on this product.
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Pros
Strong, interesting vibrations. Silicone smells nice.
Cons
Falls apart extremely easily, vibrations a bit high frequency for me.
Well, I had always wanted a butterfly vibe|Tera Patrick's pulsating heart – they’d always seemed so ideal. I lay in bed, busily doing wonderful things to myself, thinking, “Wouldn’t it be Great if I could just, strap a vibe where it counts, and just use my hands for other things?” One can dream, right?
So, I decided to act on that dream. I did the search, I read the reviews, and I found this vibe. She had the Vroom! Ratings, she had the Bee ratings… she was made of silicone (Hygienic! Easy to clean! Yay!), she was red, and she had that elastic belt.
And then, she had to arrive and smash all my dreams… no, no…no, not so dramatic. I’m just bummed I spent the money on something I’ll likely never use again.
To begin with, the delightful silicone butterfly fell apart almost immediately, tore right at the hinge where it connects to the elastic. It had been extremely, extremely stretchy (I returned more than once to check to see if I had bought a jelly butterfly), and it just, stretched and snapped. She snapped because… I couldn’t figure out how to put her on. Ah, frustration. I looked at the picture, thought, “How hard could this be?” And fiddled, and adjusted, and eventually, deconstructed my first butterfly vibe.
Finally, deciding that the belt and butterfly were a loss, I nipped the bullet vibe out and decided to give that a try. The vibrations were extremely enthusiastic, and loud, and the programs were pleasing and surprising in a nice way. I could not get off from it, however. I’m not sure why, it was strong enough, it was a good size and it focused all the buzzes just right… I can only wager it was the frequency, as I seem to favor a deeper, slower, thuddier vibration.
I’ve put this one in The Drawer of No Return, just in case I wind up with a dildo that has an accommodating hole (no pun intended… oh, hell, yes. It was.)
Perhaps this company has issues with quality control, or perhaps I’m just unlucky… or, perhaps, this vibe just wasn’t my bag. Either way, it didn’t do a thing for me, and it fell apart before even trying. Damn!
So, I decided to act on that dream. I did the search, I read the reviews, and I found this vibe. She had the Vroom! Ratings, she had the Bee ratings… she was made of silicone (Hygienic! Easy to clean! Yay!), she was red, and she had that elastic belt.
And then, she had to arrive and smash all my dreams… no, no…no, not so dramatic. I’m just bummed I spent the money on something I’ll likely never use again.
To begin with, the delightful silicone butterfly fell apart almost immediately, tore right at the hinge where it connects to the elastic. It had been extremely, extremely stretchy (I returned more than once to check to see if I had bought a jelly butterfly), and it just, stretched and snapped. She snapped because… I couldn’t figure out how to put her on. Ah, frustration. I looked at the picture, thought, “How hard could this be?” And fiddled, and adjusted, and eventually, deconstructed my first butterfly vibe.
Finally, deciding that the belt and butterfly were a loss, I nipped the bullet vibe out and decided to give that a try. The vibrations were extremely enthusiastic, and loud, and the programs were pleasing and surprising in a nice way. I could not get off from it, however. I’m not sure why, it was strong enough, it was a good size and it focused all the buzzes just right… I can only wager it was the frequency, as I seem to favor a deeper, slower, thuddier vibration.
I’ve put this one in The Drawer of No Return, just in case I wind up with a dildo that has an accommodating hole (no pun intended… oh, hell, yes. It was.)
Perhaps this company has issues with quality control, or perhaps I’m just unlucky… or, perhaps, this vibe just wasn’t my bag. Either way, it didn’t do a thing for me, and it fell apart before even trying. Damn!
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I don't think I'd ever have thought to sew silicone! I'll have to try that, the next time I have the same issue.
Cock Wrangler: Aah, see, the box just said, "silicone", I hadn't thought to double check that fact with the site. My bad. If you select the promo photos which show the box, you can even see it right there on the cover, "silicone".
Unfortunately, I've already chucked the broken pieces and shelved the bullet vibe for future use, so I'm unlikely to be able to get an exchange out of this. I guess I jumped the gun on that one.
Oggins - The bullet it came with seems to be a standard size. I have one dildo with a hole in it, for bullets, and it fits partways in. Since it's so strong, it seems quite suitable to that application. Sadly, the ONLY dildo I have with that bullet-hole is the one dildo that I am physically unable to use, due to girth.
Ah, now I totally feel like a knight in shining armor. I think I'll keep that for a while. <3
This toy isn't made of silicone. It's TPR, which is more hygienic than jelly toys but inferior to toys that are, in fact, made of 100% silicone. Since I own and know the quality of silicone toys, it REALLY irks me when companies who mass-produce toys slap the word "silicone" on packaging when you're actually getting an inferior material.
As an FYI, companies like Tantus, Vixen Creations, Fun Factory, and others put the word "silicone" on their labels, and the toys actually ARE made of 100% silicone. Labels and advertising can be very misleading, but that's why we have sites like Eden