Didn't live up to my expectations
When I purchased this item it was $50. Instant buyer's remorse. I wouldn't recommend this product if your intentions are for alone arousal or climax.Published: January 18, 2012
Pros:
Soft velvet texture
Tiny remote with button cover
Battery life
Several vibrating patterns
Tiny remote with button cover
Battery life
Several vibrating patterns
Cons:
Vibrations not strong enough
Very loud at its highest settings
Very loud at its highest settings
I was so excited when I purchased this bullet! I had been looking for a wireless vibrator that my husband and I could have a some discreet public fun with. I was initially looking for a product that could get me to climax but not with warp speed like most full size vibrators.
This bullet advertised being waterproof with 10 speeds, and a soft velvet coating. Waterproof is a big selling point for me. I don't use that feature often, but like to have it there if I want it! It has a soft velvet coating, which I loved! So soft and smooth. Plus there was no out of the box silicone smell, which is a little of a turn-off to me. The remote was very small with a sliding cover to protect the buttons and an attachment to add it to a key-chain. It had great battery life and only required 2 AAA batteries. I had this thing going strong for at least 2 hours and it didn't even slow down. It was however, somewhat more noisy then I had hoped. This couldn't be used undetected at small social gatherings or in quiet restaurants. However it would be fine in noisy casual dining places, parties, bars, malls, airports, etc.
Unfortunately though, all of those pros aren't what get you there, and this toy didn't even come close to my expectations in that department. The vibrations are far too dull to even come close to orgasm. In fact, all I got out of this toy was numbness and frustration if used for clitoral stimulation. I could barely feel it at all when used internally. Bottom line, it didn't even get my engines warmed, let alone to the finish line. So needless to say I never even showed it to my husband after the test run. No need to get his hopes up. And I am still searching for the perfect wireless remote vibrator!
This bullet advertised being waterproof with 10 speeds, and a soft velvet coating. Waterproof is a big selling point for me. I don't use that feature often, but like to have it there if I want it! It has a soft velvet coating, which I loved! So soft and smooth. Plus there was no out of the box silicone smell, which is a little of a turn-off to me. The remote was very small with a sliding cover to protect the buttons and an attachment to add it to a key-chain. It had great battery life and only required 2 AAA batteries. I had this thing going strong for at least 2 hours and it didn't even slow down. It was however, somewhat more noisy then I had hoped. This couldn't be used undetected at small social gatherings or in quiet restaurants. However it would be fine in noisy casual dining places, parties, bars, malls, airports, etc.
Unfortunately though, all of those pros aren't what get you there, and this toy didn't even come close to my expectations in that department. The vibrations are far too dull to even come close to orgasm. In fact, all I got out of this toy was numbness and frustration if used for clitoral stimulation. I could barely feel it at all when used internally. Bottom line, it didn't even get my engines warmed, let alone to the finish line. So needless to say I never even showed it to my husband after the test run. No need to get his hopes up. And I am still searching for the perfect wireless remote vibrator!
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Remote Bullets used anally?
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pat3009I know there are a few products for us ladies to give our men to buzz us at exciteing moments at parties and such but would giving him a remote bullet to be inserted anally to buzz his p spot be safe? I know they all have the string to pull it back out but could it get sucked in too far? -
I would not trust inserting this anally. The string could go in way too easily unless you are on the other side holding the string. I am not sure how easy it would be too pull back out even then.
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pat3009Quote: I would not trust inserting this anally. The string could go in way too easily unless you are on the other side holding the string. I am not sure how easy it would be too pull back out even then.Ok well do you or anyone else know of a product like that?
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Are there any wireless remote products that WORK?
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I'm sooo disappointed. I got this to surprise my bf. I was going to be cheeky and hand him the remote when we were in a (suitably noisy) public place and let him figure it out.
Sadly, though it worked perfectly the first time I tested it, when I got it out today to start on the review, the remote control had stopped working. It would send signal maybe four or five clicks and then fail. The egg doesn't have any control other than the remote, so you have to unscrew it to turn it off. I kept trying - it would consistently work for a few clicks, and then stop.
I even unscrewed the remote to check the battery. My battery tester says the batteries are all at full strength. So I put it back together and tried again, hoping somehow the remote had reset itself from having the battery removed.
No luck. :(
I guess I won't be reviewing it, since we aren't supposed to review defective products, but I put in a support ticket to be sure. Either way, I won't be giving it to my bf on our naughty trip we had planned next week.
I read up on every wireless remote product out there, and this one seemed to have the best reviews. Are there any out there that really work? I'm just gutted that this one didn't. ;( -
Quote: I'm sooo disappointed. I got this to surprise my bf. I was going to be cheeky and hand him the remote when we were in a (suitably noisy) public place and let him figure it out.That's horrible yours didn't work! I have the Vibrating egg 10-speed remote controlled and it worked quite well but I've only used it twice. I hope you get a replacement and it works a million times better cause it's so much fun to play with these in public. My boyfriend was overwhelmed with excitement on our last date night.
Sadly, though it worked perfectly the first time I tested it, when I got it out today to start on the review, the remote control had stopped working. It would send signal maybe four or five clicks and then fail. The egg doesn't have any control other than the remote, so you have to unscrew it to turn it off. I kept trying - it would consistently work for a few clicks, and then stop.
I even unscrewed the remote to check the battery. My battery tester says the batteries are all at full strength. So I put it back together and tried again, hoping somehow the remote had reset itself from having the battery removed.
No luck. :(
I guess I won't be reviewing it, since we aren't supposed to review defective products, but I put in a support ticket to be sure. Either way, I won't be giving it to my bf on our naughty trip we had planned next week.
I read up on every wireless remote product out there, and this one seemed to have the best reviews. Are there any out there that really work? I'm just gutted that this one didn't. ;( -
I decided to just return it for now, and maybe try again in a few months, when some different products may have come out.
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Sorry that this one didn't work out for you, that's always a bummer! I don't own any remote control toys but I do like my toys to have a lot of vroom and I don't like loud so it sounds like this one would be a miss for me! What lube is safe for use with this toy and how do you clean it? I hope you find a remote control toy that ends up being a winner for you! Thanks for sharing this review, I enjoyed reading it. Welcome to Eden!
Thanks for the review!
Thanks for the review
Thanks for the review, sorry this one didn't work out for you.
Very cool!
Thanks for the review!
Thanks!
Have you found one that's been any better?
Really disappointing to hear. Thanks.
Thanks. Too bad to hear it fell short of expectations. :-(
Thanks for the review!
Thanks for the review!
thanks for the review!