Secret couple - vibrator kit by NMC Ltd - review by Mistress M.

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Secret couple

Vibrator kit by NMC Ltd

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Dirty little Secret? I think not.

The Secret Couple is a kit that is designed to spice up your sex life. However, after using it for the first time, I was not overly thrilled with it. The cock ring is too malleable, and the bullet can be trouble when trying to put it in one of the pieces, or to take it out.
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Pros:
Multifunction / Silicone /
Cons:
Poorly designed cock ring / low power bullet /
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review

Use

The two pieces to this kit are cock rings. It is designed to vibrate during intercourse, as there is a small bullet that you can insert into the rubber pieces of the cock ring. The cock ring can also be used during masturbation to give an extra 'thrill'. However, I found this kit to be lacking for many reasons. The cock ring itself does not perform very well, and the bullet that you can add to the toy just does not add enough of a vibration in my personal opinion.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Balls
    • Clitoris
    • Penis

Material / Texture

The Secret couple is made out of Silicone. Silicone is a great material for sex toys, as it is non-porous, hypo allergenic, latex free and phthalates free. The Secret Couple is very flexible, and soft. I did not really notice any sort of smell to the Silicone, which was a bonus. This texture can be enjoyed by pretty much anyone who wishes to give it a try. However, for several other reasons mentioned in this review, I really can't suggest it to anyone.

Design / Shape / Size

The Secret Couple has two parts. One is a cock ring that has an extension. This extension is oval in shape, and ribbed. The other part of the Secret Couple is a ring that is in the shape of a rabbit. Both of these parts have a hollowed out center where you can put in a bullet that is included in the package. The cock ring that has the oval extension is about 4 and 1/4th inches and is about two inches in diameter. The rabbit is about three inches with about 1 and 1/4 inches in diameter. The pieces weigh about 0.4lbs.

Keep in mind this toy is not discreet at all. Anyone who looks at the packaging or the parts itself will know exactly what it is for. When trying to travel with it, I highly suggest putting it in a case somewhere that isn't see through.

Functions / Performance / Controls

Overall, I found that the cock ring portions of the Secret Couple did not perform well. It is very malleable, and just does not give enough constraint a cock. It slid around quite a bit during use, making it more of a pain to use then actually anything enjoyable. Who wants to worry if their cock ring is secure enough while your in the middle of trying to have sex? My partner didn't, and I sure as the day is long didn't either. We ended up just taking it off and going to business without it.

The bullet is multifunction. It has a Roller coaster setting, vibrating setting, escalating and pulsating. However the power of the vibe is incredibly under powered to be felt through the layers of silicone on the toys. Even removing the bullet and using it for masturbation was not enough. The most annoying part of the bullet is that the button on the end is easy to bump up against your partner or the other portions of the rings, causing it to either change function or shut off. It is a pretty sensitive piece of equipment, and honestly, it takes some of the thrill out of the bullet.

The package also includes a small package of Astroglide lube, which you -must- smear around the bullet before putting it into the silicone rings. If you try to put the bullet in without the lube, you will likely not be able to get the bullet out of the ring again.

Oh! Let us also not forget that the bullet takes three watch batteries. While the kit does come with three of these batteries, in the long term it simply does not seem like the kit is worth it. I honestly cannot reason spending more money after the three batteries in the kit wear out for this kit. It does not have enough power to spend the larger amount of money on watch batteries for it.

    • Multiple settings
    • Weak

Care and Maintenance

Since the bullet is removable, you can easily throw the silicone cock ring parts into water and boil it for three minutes. Also, using your regular toy cleaner on this toy isn't an issue either. It can only be used with water based lubes. You will need to ensure that all the 'crannies' of the toy are fully cleaned as well, which can at times be annoying.

Packaging

The packaging for this toy is rather boring. It is clear with a black plastic insert that holds the parts of the Secret Couple. The box also makes a great storage container. It is not discreet.
    • Good for storage
    • Not discreet

Personal comments

Honestly, I was very excited about this kit when I received it. This kit was a large let down, and I cannot personally recommend it to anyone else. Between the issues with the cock ring itself, and the vibrating bullet just not being up to par, it makes it rather annoying and not stimulating to use in bed.
Follow-up commentary
This hasn't really gotten much use since I reviewed it. It is still too flexible to make it work for any average sized man. Keep this in mind when you buy it, because I would hate for you to be let down with it.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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Comments
  • 99devildog
    99devildog  
    Thanks for the review
  • Bleu
    Bleu  
    Thanks for the review~
  • Mistress M.
    Mistress M.  
    Thanks.
  • Beneath The Bed
    Beneath The Bed  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Mistress M.
    Mistress M.  
    Very welcome.
  • *Camoprincess*
    *Camoprincess*  
    Thanks for the review, its cute but not liking that it doesn't have strong vibrations
  • Mistress M.
    Mistress M.  
    Yeah, it is cute, but that is about all that can be said about it honestly.
  • Archery
    Archery  
    Thanks for the review.
  • GONE!
    GONE!  
    Great review!
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