Disappointment in a pretty package

All in all, I was psyched with this toy. It was superb, I loved every second I had with it and would love nothing more than to have another one just like it. I'm just worried I'll waste money buying another that breaks after the first use as well. I couldn't have been more thrilled with the product, and this would be a rave review if it hadn't stopped working after the first use.
Published:
Pros:
Smooth texture, not too large, great functions, a lot of options for play
Cons:
Stopped working after one use
Rating by reviewer:
4
useful review

Use

This was a fun toy, you can use it to stimulate anywhere you feel like stimulating (except anally). This toy will work for anyone that finds it appealing. I think it's most fun for those that like to let someone else take the control. I personally believe that letting someone else have the control is the most fun way to use this product.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body

Material / Texture

The texture was soft and smooth to the touch. I found it to be both pleasant and appealing. The texture gets slick and smooth when lubricated. I think anyone could use it whether they were a beginner or advanced. It didn't have any odors at all when I took it out of the packaging.
    • No odor
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

I liked the design when I purchased it, it was smooth and sleek, and had a wireless remote. It wasn't abnormally shaped or too large. I had no problems inserting it and it didn't make me feel too full or awkward. I was absolutely giddy with it. It was easy to hide, and I imagined taking it places to use or using it while going places!
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

When I tried it I loved it, it had one setting that made me say "Wow! That feels like Metallica is playing in my vagina!". No lie, I actually said that. I loved the fact it had different speeds and functions. I tried them all the first day! The control was small and discreet and easy to use. The toy was not noisy at all when inserted. I think I fell in love with it then.
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

It was easy to wash and I didn't have a hard time putting it back in the package. I prefer just washing at and letting it dry, then storing it in a plastic bag so I won't lose the remote or egg. I didn't have to use any lubes with it because I was super excited about getting it.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The packaging was very simple and not extremely appealing. It wasn't flashy and didn't catch my eye, I found it because I was looking for it. The package included a manual and a slip of paper with other products and If I remember correctly, it had a warranty. It might make for some awkward wrapping. I'm not sure it would be a great gift considering my experience with it. The packaging could be used to store the egg and remote.
    • Discreet looking packaging
    • Minimal
    • Recyclable

Personal comments

The toy came with batteries that was a great plus! I didn't have to buy any, the packaging was fairly small. The remote has so many functions it can provide hours of fun.

Experience

I loved the product when I first used it, it was positively amazing. The disappointment came later. After a great car ride home playing with my new toy I got home and took it out. I turned the toy off and washed it with a damp cloth and let it dry. The next day I took it out giddy with excitement and it wouldn't work. The remote powered on just fine, but no vibrations. I thought perhaps I had left it on and killed the batteries. Still very hopeful, I put fresh batteries in it to no avail. Needless to say I was very disappointed. My fiancee had already thrown out all the papers. Seeing as how I was very satisfied he saw no reason to keep it. To this day I still have the product and I still can't get it to work. I got one amazing use out of it and that was all.
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Comments
  • GoneBabyGone
    GoneBabyGone  
    Thank you! I noticed the spelling errors after the fact. I didn't catch them the first or second time reading it!
  • Boobs and Lubes
    Boobs and Lubes  
    Ty for the review tooevil, could you tell us about the various functions, the range if you noticed it as well. Also if the control had any indication which function you were on.
  • GoneBabyGone
    GoneBabyGone  
    If I could tell you I would. I only got the one use out of it and didn't get the chance to play with it as much I would have liked. If I can get it to work again than I will make sure to update with the functions.
  • HannahPanda
    HannahPanda  
    Thanks!
  • zwee75
    zwee75  
    great review, bummer about it not working after the the 1st use. sort of worries me about purchasing it!
  • GoneBabyGone
    GoneBabyGone  
    Yes, I loved it enough I have been thinking about buying a new one, but I am worried because that is a lot of money for one use.
  • julia.
    julia.  
    thanks for the review!
  • Tbanda
    Tbanda  
    Thanks!
  • SugarAndSpice
    SugarAndSpice  
    Thanks! Sorry it broke!
  • HomuHomu
    HomuHomu  
  • Flash777
    Flash777  
    Very cool!
  • GoneBabyGone
    GoneBabyGone  
    I wish I could get the darn thing working again and add in the specific functions.
  • Mirachaya
    Mirachaya  
    Great review, sorry you only got one use out of it.
  • TigerLily9
    TigerLily9  
    thanks bunches for the review!
  • Eugler
    Eugler  
    Thank you for this review. Pity that it stopped working.
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