Discreet but Boring

Would be perfect for travel if its vibrations weren't wholly underwhelming. The benefits of discreetness are outweighed by the cumbersome controls and numbness-inducing vibrations.
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Pros
looks like a memory stick
rechargeable
small
quiet
easy to clean
can lock
Cons
buzzes but doesn't vibrate well
controls hard to find
cumbersome control settings
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review
This vibe is good for the girls who love clitoral stimulation on the go. It's quiet, small, and recharges through attaching to your computer's USB (no one could ever tell it's not a memory stick)! Made of plastic and silicone, this vibe is really easy to clean with soap and water (but it's not waterproof). Basically, all of these things make it sound like it's the perfect little vibe to carry around. However, I have had some problems with the controls. After a little play, the buttons were hard to find and press, which was especially bad when I needed a little boost right at the end. I don't want to have to take my vibrator away just to change the speed and pattern! I also had some trouble finding and staying on the pattern I wanted. All in all, I thought the directions weren't too clear, and it was difficult to turn off (although the hold setting is a nice touch--this little vibe won't accidentally turn on in a carry on bag)! The way the patterns and settings are laid out, this vibe is best when you don't need a lot of variation during play. If you like to change it up a lot, or if long sessions are your thing, this is not for you.

The levels of vibration work up pretty quickly to strong. Of course, it's not quite there for the ladies who rely on a magic wand, but it'll get the trick done for most. My problem was not the strength of the stimulation, but the type of vibrations. The vibrations seemed almost internal, not extending to the outside plastic. While I could feel a delicate buzz on my clitoris when I turned it on (level didn't really matter), the vibe didn't stimulate enough movement of my own bits to make me experience anything other than a mild flutter of an orgasm. Though it is discreet, I found my experience with this vibe to be unmemorable, and fundamentally boring. Regardless of how and where I used it, the thrill never built up. I found myself going numb before getting off. Definitely not a good thing! Even if you're very sensitive to clit stimulation, this may not be the toy for you, depending on how much your own clitoris needs to move in order to reach orgasm.

One thing I have used this toy for successfully is oral sex. The size and discreetness of this vibe is perfect for the guy who is a little wary of having toys used on him. And the delicate vibrations on the perineum combined with the mouth is an interesting play on sensations.
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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Masturbation
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Public
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
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  • Contributor: Yummybite
    Sad that it did not work for you..
  • Contributor: bh253
    Sorry you didn't like it. My Mia is one of my favorites, but I can get off on three vrooms.
  • Contributor: BG529
    great review
  • Contributor: hotcherry
    Thanks for the review
  • Contributor: justme23
    Thanks~
  • Contributor: Scrawberry78
    great review
  • Contributor: Miss Anonymous
    Dang, I'm sorry you didn't like the Mia. I love her, she's one of my go to vibes when traveling because she's so small.
  • Contributor: MissCandyland
    Thank you for the review!
  • Contributor: theavocadopit
    thank you for the review .
  • Contributor: Archery
    Great review, Thanks!
  • Contributor: SneakersAndPearls
    Thanks for the review. Too bad it wasn't that great of a toy.
  • Contributor: Pink Lily
    Nice review!!
  • Contributor: SubmissiveFeminist
    Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: Loquatious
    Thanks for letting us know Mia is a bit boring.
  • Contributor: brevado
    I'm surprised you didn't think better. I really love mine.
  • Contributor: The Vixen
    Sorry Mia didn't really work out for you. Thanks for reviewing.
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