Doc Needs to Work on its Bedside Manner

All in all while dual bullets are a popular method of stimulation, I would prefer to buy a different dual bullet all together; as the Dual Bullets by Doc Johnson just seem a little too weak for me, in both vibration and casing. There are too many other alternative out there that are both aesthetically pleasing and sexually fulfilling to waste another orgasm on this one!
Published:
Pros:
The dial method of increasing vibration was a nice alternative.
Cons:
The packaging seemed weak.
Rating by reviewer:
2
useful review

Use

The Dual Bullets from Doc Johnson have the potential to be jam-packed with fun. These little babies can be used by your lover to get the party started by stimulating both nipples, massaging/penetrating your pussy and your anus, or by slipping them in the anus or vagina while firing your engines as he stimulates your clit with the other.

If you're the one if the driver's seat, however, feel free to place one of the bullets against your hunky lover's perineum and the other at his cock head (gently, watching his reaction closely). Once you get things moving along you can take the bullet closest to the perineum and, with lube, slip that puppy right into his anus so it massages his prostate gland as you massage his cock by whatever means you deem most appropriate.

Material / Texture

Doc Johnson dropped the ball with this little gizmo, I must say. These dual bullets are made of smooth plastic with a beige iridescent finish to it. The cords running from the bullets to the controller are clear. While the bullets have a pretty iridescent finish and are smooth, with the clear cords and cream color this vibrator almost has a clinical feel to it. You don't look at it and think, "Mmm... make Mama feel good!"

Design / Shape / Size

The overall feeling that I had upon removing Doc Johnson's Dual Bullets from its packaging was, "Is this thing going to get stuck in me?" No, I'm not kidding. The casing of the controller seems flimsy, and when I inserted the batteries they more settled than actually fitted in. That, coupled with the cords going directly into the bullets with no plug at the bases of the bullets, left me with a lack of security in regard to the actual safety of the product.

I must say, though, upon close inspection I did feel that it was safe for a test run and therefore ran it through the gamut. While the bullets did perform safely, I still do not feel 100% assured enough to continue its use.

Functions / Performance / Controls

While Doc Johnson's Dual Bullets do have some serious drawbacks for me, I must admit that its dial method of upping the vibes is a nice alternative to the usual click/press button method of upping your stimulation. The gradual rise in vibration was preferable to the, sometimes jarring, step-up from the average vibe.

Now on to the actual vibration, using this as a stimulator... the vibration is sufficient. Using this for insertion, to say the vibrations will do the trick would be like saying Godiva chocolate is okay. It's just not true. Godiva chocolate is chocolate that will literally melt on your tongue and plunge you into a mind-gasm, and this dual-bullet vibrator simply doesn't have enough RPMs to drive you across the street let alone across foreplay land. This little number is only good for setting the stage, not actually stealing the scene. If you're looking to double this up with a vibrator/dildo that's the only way you'll find satisfaction.

Care and Maintenance

As with any vibe, this needs to be handled with care and not plunged under water (as it is not waterproof). A cleaning solution made for vibes is preferred but I found that you could wash the bullets with a soapy wash cloth, rinse it in the same fashion (with a damp washcloth) and then dry it with a dry towel.

Packaging

The packaging needs a serious revamp. It screams the 70's! I almost expected there to be a picture of Goldie Hawn from Laugh-in on the back.
Follow-up commentary
I can't get myself to even use it again! The fact that it feels as if it could easily fall apart deters me. Also it doesn't feel half as good as my Climax Clicks does.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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Comments
  • Britni TheVadgeWig
    Britni TheVadgeWig  
    Good review, but it would have been nice if you had referenced lovers of both sexes, as this toy is not limited to use by heterosexual couples.

    Noting that you used it with a male and female is important of course, but it could be mentioned that it could be used by two women or two men as well.

    Just looking at the toy definitely makes me not want to own it! Funny how sometimes you can tell so much about a toy just from looking at it, isn't it?
  • sweet seduction
    sweet seduction  
    It does look old
  • Lelogirl
    Lelogirl  
    Thanks for the review!
  • LavenderSkies
    LavenderSkies  
    thanks!
  • GlacVic
    GlacVic  
    thanks
  • jeangel246
    jeangel246  
    Thanks for the review
  • arewehavingfun?
    arewehavingfun?  
    I guess you get what you pay for!!
  • Mistress Jezebel
    Mistress Jezebel  
    thanks for the review
  • cocomo
    cocomo  
    thanks
  • samanthalynn
    samanthalynn  
    nice review
  • Chris15461
    Chris15461  
    nice review
  • tinadice
    tinadice  
    thanks
  • Undead
    Undead  
    thanks for the review
  • Jon S
    Jon S  
    ty for the review
  • jeep9
    jeep9  
    nice review
  • terry62
    terry62  
    nice review

  • breebree
    breebree  
    thnx
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