Don't Ever Buy This...EVER!

This toy was a flat-out flop. I haven't ever been this disappointed by a toy. It constantly falls apart, to the point where I can't even use it. I am so frustrated at this thing, it isn't even funny. I'm not a spendthrift, but seriously this thing is not even worth $13.
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Pros
attachments are good idea?
Cons
Not waterproof, batteries constantly fall out, attachments fall off, lame vibrations
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review
This massager is not worth the price AT ALL. Don't ever buy it. Even if it comes as a free gift, request something else instead! I got this because I wanted a discreet vibrator that would be good for travel. But after this experience, I would rather just pack my rabbit in my purse from now on.

The "Mini Mite" is a pocket rocket that takes 2 AA batteries and comes with 4 interchangeable attachments for maximum stimulation. However, I quickly discovered that the attachments don't stay on, and turning the vibe up to the maximum setting opens the battery compartment and the batteries fall right out. This got very irritating very quickly. Since the vibrator can be used without any attachments, I replaced the batteries and abandoned those, determined to have at least one orgasm. This time I tried to not turn the little switch all the way up to max in an attempt to keep the batteries intact, but it just wasn't happening. The batteries came out once again, and I got out my trusty rabbit for my orgasm. I was pretty mad by now, but playtime with my favorite toy cheered me up nicely.

While the idea of a cost effective vibrator is a very nice one, it seems impossible to achieve, because really most oftentimes you get what you pay for. I also liked the idea of having different attachments for different sensations. I just wished they would have stayed on without me holding them on and the batteries in. This toy just can't keep from falling apart!

Also, the product claims to be waterproof, but this isn't true for me, since I can't keep the batteries in the toy, and batteries are not water friendly!

The four attachments provided do have different textures, which is nice and the product's one saving grace. They really are a nice idea. One is curved and smooth, one has tiny little bumps on it, and the other 2 have large bumps to maximize clitoral stimulation. I would like to get this kind of thing for a different toy. Perhaps the attachments for the Hitachi Wand would work better. Their design seems to be more functional, because each attachment is a small sleeve for the toy instead of a plastic cap that can fall off.

Overall, I found this toy to be cheap, poorly made, and unsatisfying even for $13. It really doesn't get any worse than that.
Follow-up commentary
I got rid of this shortly after reviewing it, so I really don't have much to say. Looking back, I was pretty critical since it IS a cheap vibe. Hopefully it works for you, since it didn't for me!
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
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    • Clitoris
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  • Contributor: Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
    Sorry it didn't work for you. I tend to agree that you get what you pay for. Good review.
  • Contributor: Jenyana
    Thanks for the review! Sorry to hear that this didn't work for you...
  • Contributor: SiNn
    Ty for the review!
  • Contributor: pinkcupcakes
    thanks for this review!
  • Contributor: Escott
    Sorry it didn't work out...glad to know.
  • Contributor: Lucky21
    Thanks for the review!
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    Sorry it didn't work out. Great review!
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    Good review! Thanks for sharing it with us.
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    Thanks for the review
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    Great review!
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    Good and honest review!
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    Thanks for the review
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    Thanks for the review.
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