Eager beaver - sex toy by Pipedream - review by Sinsemilla

I’ll start with the performance: This vibrator ate up batteries with a vengeance; I used them for my work in front of a camera and they would need to be changed practically after every session. The whole item shook and rattled quite a bit, even on the lowest setting. Despite this, the vibrations were not actually very powerful and of course slowed down even more as the batteries wore out. This vibrator is also extremely loud; I had to play loud music and hide beneath two quilts to prevent people hearing through my closed bedroom door.

Moving on to the physical aspects: I found it difficult to hold easily, and even harder to position it. Of course there’s the aspect that it’s made of jelly, so that’s a con. The beaver-shaped clit stimulator is actually quite sharp and damaged the skin on my clit. The back battery cover was very loose and sometimes came off while I was holding it. This toy does stay in well once fully inserted, but as for positioning it or holding it a certain way, as I said it's pretty awkward.

Also, the surface is covered in decorative grooves, which make cleaning this a serious pain in the ass; any residue from inside the condom you use over it, or from other activities if you use it without one (don’t, of course, because of phthalates), will swiftly work themselves into these cracks and dry there easily. It’s then very difficult to clean properly even with hot water and toy cleaner. I have scrubbed at it mercilessly and still had to make yet more passes over these tricky grooves.

If you’re just wanting a cheap vibrator because money is an object - as I was - then look elsewhere; this site has plenty of plastic toys for around the same price that will fare you better.