Muse massager - sex toy by NS Novelties - review by Kilgorescowboy

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The frustration on the rabbits face may be because he's not as strong as he would like? The face could creep some people out, but we found the Muse Massager very amusing but lacking in strength.
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Pros:
Quiet, Waterproof, 10 functions
Cons:
Could be stronger
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

You can use the Muse in a bunch of different ways. Since it's not the strongest, it makes a good teaser to use before or during go time. Since the ears are flexible, you can position it different ways and decide what feels best to you. You can use the ears to pinch and stimulate each others nipples, taint, or her clit, but just the massager by itself couldn't get my girl off. We had a lot of fun teasing each other with it. It is not meant for any type of insertion.

Material / Texture

The top part that is black is made of a smooth, velvety silicone. The bottom is made of firm, smooth, hard ABS plastic. It is food-grade material, hypo-allergenic, latex free, non-porous, and phthalates free. The body safe silicone has no odor to it. Lube (water based) is a good idea because there is some drag to the silicone. The silicone ears flex easily, so you can get them where you want them. Any level user should be able to appreciate the Muse.

Design / Shape / Size

The muse is small, weighing in at 0.6 lbs. It does feel heavier than I expected it. Most of the weight is in the rounded bottom, so if you sit it on a flat surface and tip it, it comes back up. It reminds me of those old Weeble Wobble toys. It's 3 1/2" in length, 6 1/4" in circumference, and 1 3/4" in diameter. There is a clear line that runs around the sides of the base. When it's on, it lights up. The firm plastic base is cone shaped with a rounded bottom. The top of the cone is covered in a layer of silicone, and then 2 ears come off the top and make the ears. Where the ears start to extend off the base is where the ears are bendable and can be manipulated into different positions. The tops of the ears are where the dual motors are located, and they are firm with a layer of silicone concealing them. On the back opposite the face, right about where the silicone meets the base is where you can find where the DC adapter plugs in to charge your toy. On the front, you have the 2 circle eyes that light up when it's on. Above the eyes, sweat drops light up depending on how high the setting is. This won't take up much room.

Functions / Performance / Controls

The vibrations are located in the dual motors in the ears and are felt mainly in the ears, but you can feel them faintly in the base. There are 10 function settings.3 are low, medium, and high settings. The other 7 are escalating, pulsating, rollercoaster, and surging functions. They are quiet deeper vibrations not the buzzy numbing kind. When no pressure is applied to the ears, it is a little louder. Push the left eye to increase intensity/switch to next mode, or if you hold it down for 2 seconds, it will turn off. If you push the right eye, it will decrease intensity and switch to previous mode. The clear circle that goes around the base, the circle eyes, and sweat drops are LED accented. The lights match the rhythm of the pattern and intensity. The DC adapter didn't want to go in at first, so you will have to work it some. There's not a lot to the Muse, and it's easy and simple to use. I did not dunk test it, but I have had no problems after a thorough cleaning under a high pressure faucet stream.
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

The box says to wash the toy after each use with liquid antibacterial soap and water. After that, pat dry with a soft, cotton towel, and allow the toy to air dry completely. Since the top is silicone, use water based lubes. Store it in the box it came in or by itself.
    • Easy to clean

Packaging

It comes in a black box with a lid, and the box is inside a sleeve that you pull it out of. You can see the product through a clear window on the front of the box. You can't see through the sleeve, but there is a picture of the product on the front. Most people may not know what it is if they came across it. The box is not that big, and you could use it for storage. The box and sleeve have statements about the toy in different languages, and then there are 3 care instructions listed. That's all the instructiona you get.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • LavenderSkies
    LavenderSkies  
    Thank you for an honest review.
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    richsam  
    Thanks for the review
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    lovebites  
    thanks for the review!
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    TigerLily9  
    thanks bunches for the review!
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    Thanks for the review.
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