Dream massager G - vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by Anne Ardeur

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I was looking forward to reviewing this toy, and really wanted to love it. The bright colours, the shape, multiple modes, waterproof... all of those were checking the right boxes, and I should have loved it. I didn't.
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Pros:
Quiet vibrator with a great texture
Cons:
Shape doesn't work for all bodies, controls can be tricky when wet
Rating by reviewer:
2
useful review
The packaging of this toy was a nice change from some of Cal Exotic's other products, with a clear plastic box that was free of half-naked women. The clear plastic made it quite obvious what was inside, so if you need discreet storage for the Dream Massager G, the box is came in isn't ideal. The packaging did claim that the toy gyrates, which I didn't really feel that it did.

The curvy shape and bright colour makes it really stand out in my toy box, and the velvety texture of the shaft feels great and doesn't seem to pick up dust like some of the silicone toys I have. Unfortunately, it also seemed to shed lube like it was going out of fashion; this vibrator is made of non-porous material so I don't think it was absorbing the lubricant, but it dried off really quickly each time I used it.

Even with the Actual Size feature, I was surprised to see how large this toy seemed to be when I took it out of the packaging. It felt even larger inside, with the widest spot just before the handle - this is actually about the same diameter as one of my favourite dildos, but with the hard plastic and curvy shape it felt larger. It's a very solid toy, with no give or bend to it - which sadly means that if the shape doesn't quite work for your body, there's not much leeway to try to make it fit.

The controls themselves were easy to use, with a dial right on the end. I had some trouble changing the speed during solo play, since the end of the toy did get slippery, but when my partner used it on me he had much more success. The rounded handle is easy to hold and much more comfortable on the fingers than some vibrators with slimmer handles can be.
Experience
After waiting so long - through almost two weeks in the mail, and then another couple of weeks through a shoulder injury - I was dying to try out the Dream Massager G, but sadly it didn't live up to my expectations. The shape of the toy just didn't work for my anatomy, and I had much more success using it as a clitoral vibrator than as the g-spot vibrator it's intended to be.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Dream massager G tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bath / shower
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot
    • Genitals
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  • Danielle915
    Danielle915  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Selective Sensualist
    Selective Sensualist  
    Sorry this didn't work better for you.
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    ~LaUr3n~  
    Welcome to eden!
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    anonymouse58  
    Thanks!
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    eeep  
    Thanks for the review
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    Elnoa  
    Thanks for the review!
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