E-Sensual Missile

With the impending risk of becoming non-sexual vegetables glued to iridescent screens, this little missile will buzz you right back to reality while you are stepping out of it. It is wonderful for beginners and advanced users due to 7 varied functions that will cater to either crowd's needs and in between. Plug and play is truly the motto for this toy and if you have plugs for USB's other than your computer, you are set to go or can take this on the go.
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Pros
Control has easy off function
Powerful
Variable vibrations
Differential stimulation
USB powered
Cons
Cord too short
Have to cycle through to get to other speeds
USB powered only
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

If you are looking for a small missile especially designed for sexual pleasure the E-Sensual bullet is it. It can be used by beginners to advanced users alike to stimulate the clitoris, nipples, other erogenous zones where you like vibrations and for men or women. The packaging said specifically for "external use only" and although I did attempt partial insertion to see what the sensations were like, I would definitely not recommend inserted it fully and it isn't designed that way (more about that later).

With 7 different vibration functions varying in intensity and speeds it provides a vast array of rocket-like sensations that can certainly pack a punch. Although I will go into more detail this bullet, though seemingly ideal for dorm situations is way too loud to be used discreetly with a roommate. But might work if you have a single room in a town home and you find refuge under your blanket to dull the sound with music playing to be safe.

This is great for couples and solo play, but is also affordable enough ($19.99) that you can give it as a gift to friends (Birthday, Christmas etc.) looking for an exceptionally effective bullet or an introduction to toys.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Solo
    • Couples
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus in single room
    • On a bed only
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples
    • Other erogenous zones

Material / Texture

THE PRODUCT: The E-Sensual Bullet is made of Plastic, earning it a safety rating of 8. The plastic is made of Food-grade material. It is Hypo-allergenic, Latex free and Phthalates free. Plastic is generally non-porous and firm but the only caveat about this toy is that the cord leading into the bullet capsule has a small opening around it to allow the cord to move. Which will definitely end up in some juices or lubricant getting inside, so you must be mindful of that.

THE BREAKDOWN:
1) THE SENSES:
SMELL: As has been the case with all of my plastic EF products, there was no distinct smell to the product when I took it out of the packaging. I will say though that the toy cleaner I use has a scent and it seems to retain the scent after cleaning. It is a pleasant smell but I found that to be interesting enough to note.
TASTE: I did not taste this particular product. I would probably venture away from putting this particular toy in my mouth, but consult with further reviews if you are concerned.
TOUCH: Plastic usually qualifies as smooth in texture but I would definitely describe this as velvety. It feels very nice. The only aesthetic flaw is that there is a seam around the center of the toy that, although non-obtrusive, you can feel the change in the surface when you run your finger across it. It seems to be where the toy was assembled so that the powering mechanism is inside. This however, did not affect the use of the toy and I couldn't feel it when I used it.

2)TEXTURE DETAILS: The texture of the bullet would work for any user who likes a velvety feel to their toys, whether you are a beginning or advanced user. I would recommend this for beginners to bullets because an uncomplicated texture will get you best acquainted with the sensations of this kind of toy. Then you can move on to experimenting with different kinds of textures. It does not add much to extra stimulation. However, for advanced users I think the vibrations make up for any desired modifications in texture that you might want in this bullet.
    • Smooth
    • Not porous at all
    • Rigid

Design / Shape / Size

1) DESIGN: The E-Sensual Bullet is very simplistic in its design and because it can be easily wrapped up, it can be tucked away inside a pocket of a purse or bag (preferably one that zippers). Since I had the black one, it is harder for anyone to make out what might be a part of a shadow inside your bag instead of something a little more shiny like this toy in silver (the other purchase option). I certainly think the USB plug-in function for this device could be considered a futuristic quality. Since we are sitting in front of our computers more and more every day and it is a toy that is evolved to accommodate that behavior.

2) CRAFTSMANSHIP/MATERIAL: The bullet is very sturdy, an inflexible. A cord leads from the bullet capsule to the remote and the cord then continues from the remote and ends with a USB at the end, which can be plugged into your computer or other USB compatible chargers. It is a smart design, with the remote being closer to the bullet than the USB, but it is a little too close to the bullet and can be cumbersome for play that is far from the power source (see measurements below). Here, my boyfriend commented that he wished that the cord had been a little longer. This was when we used it plugged into a USB phone charger.

Cord

3) SIZE/FIT: I mentioned that the bullet is relatively simple to carry around although the cord might become entangled in something if you do not secure it with a twist tie, rubber band or the original plastic clasp that it came with. It is not bulky but somehow all the power is packed in to this little bullet and it certainly does the job. It fits easily in the palm of a hand, closed or open, but it is not easy to hold on to for the more intense vibrations. My boyfriend commented that he would have liked some attachment that made it easier to manipulate like a handle or something, because sometimes the bullet ran away with itself during play. More about that in functions.

4)MEASUREMENTS: (Pictures are approximations for visual aid)
Length: 2 1/4"
Insertable length: 2 1/4" (even though it says for external use only)
Circumference: 3 1/4"
Diameter: 1"
Weight: 2.2 oz (very light)
Cord:
About 32 inches from the middle of my chest out to my fully extended arm (my arm is 29 inches from armpit to index finger. It would have been impractical and useless to take a picture of the length of the cord from remote to USB).
BULLET CAPSULE LENGTH

Capsule

REMOTE LENGTH

Remote

REMOTE WITH BUTTONS

remote with buttons

CAPSULE TO REMOTE LENGTH

Capsule to remote

CIRCUMFERENCE

Circumference

5) SPECIAL FEATURES:
Multifunction
Powerful
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Futuristic

Functions / Performance / Controls

1) FUNCTIONS:
- Escalating - Pulsating - Vibrating
The E-Sensual Bullet has 7 amazingly powerful functions that progress from escalating vibrations (3: low, medium, high in intensity) and pulsating vibrations (3 at varied intervals varying in intensity and speed), and one final that escalates from low to high in one shot. It is not waterproof however and although compatible with lubricants choose wisely about whether or not you want to use them.

2) CONTROLS
- Built in Control Pad: Please take note of the controls in the design section. It is a small ways from the bullet, and much further from the USB. It is a small, relatively weightless control with an arrow pointing up toward the bullet and one pointing down toward the USB. The arrow pointing up toward the USB turns it on, and you have to cycle through the functions if you want to get back to a specific function. The functions above were described in order of appearance and if you want to turn the whole thing off you simply press the down arrow facing toward the bullet. Having an easy off function is very nice, but cycling through functioning can be annoying.
- Powered by USB: You can use the USB port on your computer or any USB adapter that can power the bullet. The bullet DOES NOT charge and cannot be used without being plugged in.

3) PERFORMANCE: Besides some of the control and design down-sides (hence removing one star), I could not really complain about the performance of this toy. It was absolutely amazing. I was unsure of what to expect, but it promises power and certainly delivers it. It is a plus that you do not have to worry about it running out of charge and is great to use for play that focuses on different erogenous zones.
    • Easy to use
    • Not very discreet
    • Strong patterns

Care and Maintenance

1) CARE: Plastic toys can be taken care of using antibacterial soap and hot water or by wiping down with isopropyl alcohol. I would NOT recommend immersing this toy in water. It is not waterproof and the design is not conducive to immersion, so please take care with it because it is one valuable little bullet. As I usually say in every review, I bought a cleaner from another company called "Come Clean" which helps with any concerns about affecting the toy or remaining residue from soaps I might be allergic to. I usually clean only the bullet and the remote and after a few uses, wipe the cord.

2) LUBRICANTS: Water, Oil, Silicone

3) STORAGE: Can easily be stored with other toys, put in a small little baggie or wherever suits you best due to its compact size. I would be careful of the cord getting tangled or yanked on too hard, because you could end up ruining the bullet. Please store responsibly.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The packaging for the product is not discreet at all and there were no paper instructions included. That aside, it is pretty self-explanatory; plug and play. The box can be easily wrapped for a gift for someone. You could feasibly use it for storage, but it is really too cumbersome to put back in the inner plastic encasement. You can get rid of that and use the box by itself for storage.

Front Pack.

Plastic

The back of the box contains what I would call abridged instructions and as I said, it isn't really necessary for this toy.

Back Pack
    • Would make a nice gift
    • Good for storage
    • Not discreet

Personal comments

I absolutely love high-powered toys, but I love the ability to tone it down too. You get both in this bullet, but I only wish it were easier to control. The E-Sensual bullet, is definitely a little missile that seems ready to take off in your hand if you don't have a good hold on it. As my boyfriend said, it would be nice if it had an attachment to help guide it, but it is absolutely fantastic and the orgasms from clitoral stimulation are rocket-powered. Definitely going to use this often.

Experience

I found that playing with this toy was greatly enhanced while my partner fingered me or if I used it for stimulation with him during anal play. Now of course, these things can easily be done solo (and probably the ultimate reason for the design of the toy), but it is so much more fun with someone else who knows your body getting to experiment a little with the different kinds of sensations you can get apart from taking care of business on your own.
Follow-up commentary
I absolutely still adore this bullet. I still would keep the rating a four due to the poor cord length, and the exposed cord going into the base of the bullet. The exposure at the base allows for fluids to get in or for the cord to be easily yanked out. I have not yet yanked it out, but it seems the connection is weakening. Finally, it is still difficult to hold it when you get to the highest vibrations.

My favorite things are still my favorite. This bullet packs some serious power, although I realized that depending on the power source, the punch was different. For instance, it seems stronger plugged into my computer than plugged into a USB adapter. However, I will say that I've used this many times and perhaps it will go kaput on me soon because there is no way things have not made it into the exposed hole in the bottom of the bullet, or that the tugging on the short cord has caused some wear on the connecting wires.

To increase the length of the toy I hook it up to an extra-long universal USB adapter which plugs into my power strip and provides for easy maneuvering all around the bed. This has made it so that I tug on the cord less, which will probably increase the life of this product.

3 days shy of two months and over 30 uses later, it is still going strong.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Rod Ronald
    Thanks for the review
  • Contributor: edeneve
    ooohhh, wishlisting. great review.
  • Contributor: spiced
    Outstanding review. I appreciate the detail and thoroughness. I think this is a great toy.
  • Contributor: Hummingbird
    Great review, I can see this as a great couples toy, you know when my SO is tending to me elsewhere. I do have the mophie juice pack that should work well with this toy. It's a rechargeable portable USB battery I bought in Best Buy for my portable mobile devices. It's also small the size of a cell phone which will make this toy more portable. Tis is definitely going on my wish list.
  • Contributor: Ayumi
    Ooh. Hummingbird, I will have to check out this Juicepack that you speak of.
    And thank you everyone!
  • Contributor: Aishiteru
    Nice review and pics.
  • Contributor: GingerSpice
    thanks for following up
  • Contributor: noway
    Thanks for the review!
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