Waterproof 7-Function Remote G - bullet vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by SirNoNO

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Effective, but defective

In summary, this product is great when it works, but it fails to hold any quality standard from my perspective
Effective at stimulation
Great texture
7 Speeds is good
Poor quality
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
I purchased this at a local store and the staff there tested it for me. They found that the remote didn't work so they promptly gave me a different remote and all was well. It was, however something I should have taken that as a hint. I used it once on my partner and had a great time. On to the review.

I took my play partner to a restaurant and prior to going in, I put it inside her pussy. I played what was later called "Vibrator Drinking Game". When she drank water, I ran it through the 7 settings. When the waiter came I did the same thing. When she or I went to the bathroom, I turned it on and left it on and so on and so forth. No one noticed. I left the remote on the table and the waiter probably thought it was my Key FOB for my car. It was a lot of fun, and I looked forward to using it again. On the way home (about 40 minutes) I turned it on and left it on. Needless to say, it turned her and we had a wild night together.

The next time I went to use it, the remote stopped controlling it and it was just past the warranty. When it worked, it was great, but I have to question the quality of this product. With effectively two remote malfunctions, it's a wonder how they can sell this product with a clear mind. I have yet to find anywhere where I can just purchase a remote to replace the defective one, but the only place I can find only sells them in bulk to stores. It's frustrating to pay so much and get so little back from a product that I didn't misuse or mistreat.
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My Waterproof 7-Function Remote G tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Can be worn under clothing
    • Masturbation
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • G-spot
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  • Madame Z
    This was a really nice review. Thanks for the info. Too bad it didn't work out better in the long run.
  • spiced
    Thanks for a great first review! Perhaps a dumb question — but did you try putting in fresh batteries?? I've found the batteries die very quickly in most of our battery-powered toys if I don't remove them after each and every use. Frustrating.

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  • Sharon A
    Thanks for the review
  • Cindi025
    thanks for the review!
  • Allison.Wilder
    Too bad this didn't work out for you, thanks for sharing!
  • SecretKinksters
    Thanks for the review
  • PropertyOfPotter
    Thanks for the review! Sorry to hear that you had issues with the remote!
  • edeneve
    good start at reviewing.
  • Eyesonfire
    we had issues with the remote too but it seems to be just the batteries. thanks for the review
  • Cinnyree
    Loved the review. It was lacking finer details but it still got the point across. thank you
  • CindyH
    good review sorry the quality is poor

  • Brook4114
    Great review!
  • KrissyNovacaine
    Thanks! Sucks that it quit on you!
  • thenarc
    Nice review! Thanks!
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