Egg ecstasy - vibrator by NMC Ltd - review by RWN

I don’t generally consider myself a highly sensitive person when it comes to a buzz, but jeeze, I might need to put older batteries in this thing! The Egg Ecstasy is probably the strongest thing I’ve ever felt. When I first pulled it out of the box, everything was bigger than I expected (I only buy large chicken eggs from the store and this is about half that size which is still a good hand hold). The controller has a pretty cool design, it’s all plastic except for the slider button on the top corner, which is made of rubber; it’s got some pretty nice finger depressions along the opposite side to make it easy to hold and less likely to go flying from the hands. While it really doesn’t look waterproof at all (such a pity), it does look pretty sturdy: The cord is thick, the controllers plastic is good and stiff and the egg itself is made of an almost velvet like plastic that feels good and tough.

Definitely not a toy for the easily stimulated though, the buzz is so strong it almost hurts and that’s on the lowest level, I wasn’t brave enough to try the high level. A neat feature is the little light that glows more brightly on the high level or when the batteries are fresh.

On the inside, the buzz is really no less dampened, just less loud. The silky exterior of the bullet means it slides in the bum pretty easily with minimal lubrication (a bonus for me, I don’t like to be to sticky after an adventure). Unfortunately the higher level really doesn’t feel much more stimulating then the lower level, which is by far stimulating enough. Quite enjoyable but really, more powerful then I generally need. Only for people who have a really hard time feeling vibrations or need a LOT of stimulation. Despite it’s impressive strength, it’s really not all that loud, in fact it’s probably the quietest toy I’ve ever had.

Because this toy isn’t waterproof, I’d suggest cleaning it with toy cleaner or a sterilizing agent that can be rubbed on and off to prevent water from getting into it.