FiFi whispered promises of treasured nights but didn't live up to expectations

Oh so disappointing. Fifi will be perfect for the right body but alas it is not mine. I got sucked in by her luxury qualities, triple motors and 5 vroom promise but she just didn't manage to satisfy. Though I may keep her around for her amazing rumbles to aid in a decent msssage, she just wasn't worth the hefty price tag.
Published:
Pros
Supple silicone
Rechargeable
Waterproof
3 motors
Cons
Rigid
Controls are hard to press
Only fits specific anatomies
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

Je Joue's FiFi is best used solo for a female as she's designed for dual stimulation of the clitoris and g-spot. I assume that she can also be used for p-spot and perinium stimulation but my uptight anus couldn't handle her size so I can't speak from experience. She rumbles like only Je Joue does- very similar to Mimi, and because of this, would still be great for massage regardless of her unconventional shape. The top would be good for working out tension in the neck and back, especially since she's so rigid. Lots of pressure can be applied to her, which also means that if she fits your internal anatomy that you can apply that pressure to your g-spot very easily.

Fifi doesn't travel extremely well as she's a little big to throw into a purse, but the folks at the airport seemed to be fine with her and didn't ask any questions.

Unless you luck out, like I did with Ocean you really need to know that Fifi will fit before you buy. My suggestion would be to check out the 'real size' feature on the product page or the measurements below and check your own dimensions. Make sure that your g-spot and clit are an appropriate approximate distance apart for Fifi.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Rechargeable
    • Waterproof
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

Fifi is made of seamless medical gradesilicone, a 10 on the Eden safety scale meaning it's hypo-allergenic and non-porous; totally safe. It's luxurious to the touch and it comes in 3 shades of purple- light purple, fuchsia and a darker plum violet. It doesn't smell or taste.

It's so smooth, it has barely any drag making it easy to use with or without lube. Water based
lube is essential with silicone toys and I like pink water. When a water based lube dries up, instead of adding more, try adding a few drops of water. It should come right back up!

The silicone is thin over top of hard plastic with not a lot of give to it. It's luscious but not squishy, and covers almost every inch of the toy save for the very end which is metal and houses the controls which are also metal. There is basically zero texture, except for a small indent of the Je Joue logo which my finger can barely feel let alone my vagina.

I think that silicone, though a little pricier, should be everyone's first toy. It's easier to take care of, safer and lasts longer.
    • Not porous at all
    • Rigid
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

I want to love FiFi's design, I really do. I mean 3 motors? 2 clit arms? She [italics|sounds] ideal.

Here are her dimensions:

Length: 8"
Insertable length: 5"
Diameter: 1 1/4"
Circumference: 4 1/2"
Clit arm length: 2"
Distance from tip to tips of clit arms: 3 3/4"
Weight: 1 lb

Fifi
Fifi side


She's an unconventional rabbit style vibe. Without her dual clit arms she's exactly like Uma, with a slightly bulbous end and a more narrow shaft. The arms are angled away from the shaft of the toy, which I personally prefer because they don't put unwanted pressure on my clit. Since the arms are so far away from the end of the toy, she can still be used for thrusting even if the arms don't suit your fancy. They are very flexible as far as bending them towards the shaft goes, as well as spreading them apart or pinching them together.

Bending Fifi's arms
Fifi's clit ears


I wanted to use her like I do my Fun Factory Ocean but she's so rigid that it just wasn't possible to achieve stimulation of both my g-spot and clit together or even right after one another. I had to either thrust or pull her out, turn her around or sideways and use her double clit arms directly against my clit by themselves.. too awkward.
I would say that Fifi is a toy for an advanced user, or one who is very well learned in his or her own anatomy.

She isn't small enough for discreet travel, but would fit nicely in a dresser drawer or tucked into checked baggage.
    • Advanced
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

Fifi performs great at a solid 4.5 vrooms for her main shaft and 4 vrooms for her 2 clit arms. Most of the vibrations are in the tip of the shaft and all of the arms. The handle remains calm enough that your hand will remain comfortable as you avoid the irritation or numbness some other toys provide.

The controls suck, period. You have to press down on them so hard that they indent your finger. There are 3 of them and they are situated on the end of the handle. On the left is a plus sign, for increasing the power, on the right is a minus sign for decreasing the power and in the middle is a button that changes the function. It's nice to be able to pick a strength for each function but it shouldn't be so difficult to maneuver. There are 6 different functions and all but one (which is a fairly medium speed escalation) are different speeds of pulses. Personally I prefer solid buzzing/rumbling anyway. My body just doesn't seem to want to respond to patterns as if it won't conform!!!

End of Fifi and charger


It's not quiet but it's not loud either. I'd say 2.5 bees. That might be because I like it on full power though.

Underwater it works great! Loses a very minor amount of strength- maybe a half a vroom at most. It also does this when a lot of pressure is put against the tip.
    • Multiple settings
    • Rechargeable
    • Waterproof

Care and Maintenance

Keep FiFi away from her luxury brothers and sisters! She is silicone and doesn't store well with other silicone toys. Same goes for lube- water based only- no silicone or oil based. Je Joue provides a great luxury box for storage of this luxury toy, which holds the charger that is included, as well.

Since she's rechargeable, keeping batteries on hand is not necessary. Her charger is magnetic and sticks to the two metal control buttons on the end of the toy. "2 hours of charge gives 2 hours of pleasure". She should light up when charging and the light should stay on when she's still plugged in and finished.

Fifi while charging
Fifi attached to charger


Seeing as she IS silicone and texture free, she is a snap to clean up. Submerse her in warm water with anti bacterial soap or wipe her down with a 10% bleach solution?

Inside the box is a pamphlet with around 20 situations that you apparently should not use FiFi in. They are a little ridiculous but if you want to err on the safe side of caution they are included for you to read in several different languages.
    • Easy to clean
    • Rechargeable

Packaging

Fifi comes in a package worth mentioning. When you first get it, it's a white box with a picture of Fifi on it true to size and color. Inside is a much thicker black cardboard box with the Je Joue insignia in white lettering. Inside is a plastic tray to hold Fifi and a ribbon opened compartment holding the instructions and the charger.

This box could be used for storage or easily used to gift wrap or store other things.
Fifi in box


As I mentioned above there is a booklet included with instructions, a one year warranty and warnings.
    • Good for storage
    • Minimal
    • Would make a nice gift

Personal comments

I have to admit that looking at FiFi now, and the pics that I took of her, she still looks like good clean fun fun fun! I keep looking at her angles and I just don't understand why they didn't put just a touch more flexibility in her, she would have adapted to so many different body types so much easier! I won't give up yet but if anyone wants to try her on for size I'm willing to work something out. Just personal message me.

Experience

Well I eyed her online for weeks, waiting till I could afford her. I paid half real cash so it mattered that I enjoy her. I read review after review warning me about her shape not fitting all anatomies but I kept looking at how lovely she is and bought her anyway. I should have listened to my gut. I already have Mimi, so I knew about her controls needing extreme pressure and when I turned her on I was impressed by her vibrations. She definitely rumbles- and shes a lot less rattly than Mimi. I felt all 3 motors in delight and then I went to bend her.. Impossible, hard as glass. I have a shallow g-spot and a high clit so I need something like Rock Chick but super strong. I tried what I like with Ocean, the one rabbit style vibe I have tried that works, but rocking back and forth doesn't work with Fifi. So I tried alternating. My g-spot likes to go second though, not first and my clit needs to be taken care of. Thing is Fifi was just too awkward to get good access to my clit. She doesn't enjoy being pinched and using her backwards and sideways so that she's like a Form 2 attached to an Uma didn't work either. Her inflexibility just refused to be worked around.
Follow-up commentary
well I tried FiFi twice more and she's seriously fairly useless for my anatomy. warning:may be TMI for some
I have about 4-5 inches from my vaginal opening to my cervix. This means I like short toys- toys like FF Ocean and Calla and feelztoys Fonzie. When I insert FiFi, in order to use the clitoral part the end hits my cervix and it's just so rigid. Granted, I am fussy about just the right flexibility but this is too hard for me. I want anyone reading this review who thinks that they might have the kind of body that FiFi will fit to know that my FiFi is for sale!!! edengift cards are fine! because she really is a strong toy- deep and rumbly and 3 motors is awesome- I mean 2 clit arms? she seriously rocks- she just has to fit your body. I am considering buying an uma so I must like something about FiFi.
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