Eden's tease - textured classic vibrator discontinued by EdenFantasys - review by ClosetKitten94

Because of it's size, I found it best for clit stimulation. It wasn't really a comfortable g-spot toy, though I would consider g-spot stimulation in the realm of possibilities for the Eden Tease. It is definitely more powerful than my Clitoral Hummer, though I found it inconsistent in Vrooms. The high setting was definitely 4.5 Vrooms, the medium a 4, but low dropped straight to a 3; none of the pulsating or rhythmic functions went below 4 Vrooms. It also has a light on the end that flashes with whatever rhythm is going. When you add the light with the amount of noise it makes (even on the lowest setting), it's not ideal for those who want to be discreet. College kids beware.

The material didn't have a smell so much as it collects particles (fuzz, dust, ect.) extremely easily and I find myself having to leave it to air dry instead of toweling it off after washing.

The design made internal stimulation difficult, however the bulbous head proved to be good for a precise clitoral stimulation. That being said, the ridges seemed a bit pointless when they were far enough down the shaft that I couldn't hold purchase to the vibe for a "smooth session". The size is good for beginners and easy to hide, however I would not take it with me traveling because the other hotel patrons would surely hear the vibe through the walls.

Okay, the one thing I HATED was that all the cyclical functions (rhythm, pulse, ect.) came before the initial steady low, medium, high. There was also the fact that the functions went from high, to medium, to low. For someone like myself who likes to build up to orgasm with increased intensity, I had to push through nine other functions to reach medium, and nine more times to reach high That definitely threw the fluidity of my experience off.

That being said, I LOVED how intense the functions were. It pushed me to orgasm quick and efficiently. It's my go-to toy when I want a "quickie" with my vibe. I also haven't had to worry about changing the battery frequently. This baby can run for miles. It doesn't get particularly heated either, which is a definite plus in my book.

The Eden Tease fairly easy maintenance. Soap and water is efficient, however it takes a little extra attention when cleaning because of the material's tendency to pick up particles like mad. I store it in a plastic bag (the size makes it an easy fit) to avoid collection of those particles.