Bang bang bullet - bullet discontinued by Hustler Toys - review by Illumin8

This bullet is designed to be used inside the vagina, and can easily be used as either a solo or couple toy. Of course, you can easily use the bullet externally as well, as either a teaser/massager all over the body, or focused on the clitoris. The great thing about this wireless bullet is that it can be used in a variety of places, whether it be in the privacy of your own bedroom or, if you're feeling a little more adventurous, even outside your house.

The Bang Bang Bullet is made from plastic as well as silicone. Over the past few months, I've become increasingly attached to silicone toys and therefore find myself being not as impressed with toys that aren't completely silicone. Nevertheless, there are definitely great non-silicone toys out there, and I believe this is one of them. While I would have loved for the entire bullet to be silicone, it is largely made from plastic, with the exception of a small band around the entire bullet (and the tail that extends from the bullet).

As for texture, there really isn't much to speak about. The bullet is completely smooth, which allows for easy insertion, though this doesn't add much for those who enjoy a slight texture for additional stimulation.

The bullet and remote had no noticeable smell after unpacking them from the box.

This bullet's design is quite aesthetically pleasing, as it boasts a fairly minimalist look. Both the remote and the bullet are a very bright, hot pink color. While this is the typical, generic color for many sex toys, I don't feel that it detracts from the overall design much.

The bullet itself has more of a "dumbbell" type of shape, with a narrow middle and larger ends, while the remote is a unique, slightly curved shape that fits comfortably in the contour of the user's hand. The bullet measures approximately 3" long and just over 1" wide (the tail attached to the bullet adds around another 3" to the total length, though this shouldn't be inserted). The remote comes in at just slightly longer and more narrow than the bullet. While the bullet is relatively wide, considering the insertable length, I would still say that this toy would be easily accessible even for beginner users.

This remote and bullet set would be a great toy to bring with on vacation, due to the size of each. No need to rearrange an entire suitcase for these little things.

This wireless bullet is very straightforward in terms of controls. The remote features two buttons: an on/off button and a function button. To power the bullet on, simply press the on/off button once and she'll come to life. The bullet features a total of 7 settings: 1-3 are constant vibrations from a low-high, whereas 4-7 feature different patterns. The first pattern is a standard roller coaster pattern, whereas the next three patterns are variations on pulsing patterns. My wife has never been a huge fan of patterns in her toys, and so she usually prefers to stick with a constant vibration mode.

The vibrations that this bullet produces are not out of this world. You can of course choose to use the bullet externally or internally. When we use this for clitoral stimulation, it's more than enough to bring my wife to orgasm. However, when she inserts it, she has mentioned several times that she wishes the vibrations could be felt more intensely. This was slightly disappointing, but not reason enough for us to no longer use the bullet. We've found that if she uses it internally and then uses another type of external stimulation, whether it be my fingers, tongue, or another toy, it actually produces a really nice "full" feeling of overall stimulation for her.

The bullet is fairly loud, and if you decided that you wanted to be a little adventurous and use this in public, you'd probably want to make sure you're not in a quiet place. If you are, you're going to have some explaining to do with regards to why you or your partner is buzzing. If you're able to find a louder place, such as a bar, where you could get away with using it, I'd say go for it!

Finally, this bullet earns a couple extra points with me just for the fact that it's waterproof. I absolutely love waterproof toys, as I feel there are no limitations to where the toy can then be used. Unfortunately, the accompanying remote is NOT waterproof, which is slightly disappointing. My wife and tried using the bullet in the shower, as well as fully submerged, and the bullet kept on working like a champ.

I should also mention that we've found the range of the remote to be approximately 30-40 feet. Anything beyond that distance, and the bullet no longer responds to the remote. This is more than enough distance for our uses, though.

Cleaning the bullet is not a problem at all, as it's completely waterproof. Simply rinse it off with warm water and soap, dry it off, and you're ready to store it. Keep in mind that you won't be able to clean the remote in the same way if necessary, as it is not waterproof. We have just used a toy wipe every now and then when the remote was accidentally covered in lube. Because of the size of this set, it can easily be stored wherever you choose. We haven't been using the original packaging to store it, but rather just keep it in a small silk bag in our drawer.

The package features a completely transparent front, allowing the user to see all of its contents immediately. Keep this in mind if discretion is an issue for you. The front features the text "Hustler toys" and "Bang Bang Bullet", while the back of the box outlines the major features of the toy. Apart from this, there aren't many other noteworthy points about the packaging, other than the fact that a small instruction sheet is included, which outlines battery and warranty information. This packaging could be used for storage, though I wouldn't recommend it, as it would take up much more space than the toy itself.

It's taken me slightly longer than usual to review this toy, as I've been on the fence about it for some time. One part of me loves it, due to the excellent range of the remote as well as the general fact that using a wireless bullet is just plain fun. Another part of me wishes that the vibrations were stronger than they are, and that the sensations were much more intense when used internally. (I should also mention that the bullet and remote take a 12 V and N battery, and while we haven't had to replace them yet, that's never fun to deal with in any toy). Overall, I'd say that my wife and I are both generally pleased with this bullet, though it's certainly not on our "Hall of Fame" list of favorite toys ever.