Fun up until it died

This was such a cute and fun bullet while it lasted. My husband loved everything about it. Unfortunately the fun only lasted a week. You might want to pass on this and by something a little more reliable.
Published:
Pros:
10 Functions
Cute
Cons:
Died after a week
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review

Use

This is a cute little remote bullet that was recently offered free with a purchase. Of course, I added it to my order. Who doesn't love free stuff? The possibilities for a wireless bullet are intiguing. Possibly we could use it to tease from across the room. It could be used on the clit or in the vagina. Eggs are sometimes useful to use during intercourse. My husband also likes to use vibrators on himself during oral or handjobs. We were both excited to try this out.

This particular egg runs on 10 LR44 batteries. They were included which was very nice.

After setting it up, this is what we discovered. You have to be pretty close to use the remote function. It wouldn't work from across the room. The vibrations were a bit too buzzy for me to enjoy. I have eggs and bullets that feel much better to me. However, my husband absolutely loved it on him. We have half a dozen bullets that he likes, but he loved this one. He used it on his balls, shaft, and outside of anus during solo, a handjob from me, and oral. I was prepared to write a very positive review BUT it quit working after 8 days. Frankly, it was a very fun week for my husband. He used it on 6 of the days and was completely satisfied. But dying after a week is very disappointing.

Material / Texture

This is made from plastic which rates an 8/10 on Eden's safety scale. It felt velvety and smooth. There was not any noticable smell. The bullet was easy to hold. It didn't slip easy. Both the bullet and the remote have a pink wire attached. The wires had some metal clamped to them. The metal is scratchy, but I think it could be removed fairly easily.

Design / Shape / Size

The toy is tiny, pink, and adorably cute. Now, my husband would have prefered it to be red or blue or something a little less...cute. However, he overlooked it since it gave him so much pleasure. The remote is tiny, about 3 inches by 1 inch. It is easily held in the palm of my hand. The sides curve in slightly making it very ergonomic. It has a white silhouette of a woman on the front. It's a very tasteful picture.

The egg is fairly small at about 2 inches long and 4.5 in circumfence. It has a seam running across the middle. This is where it unscrews revealing the battery compartment. The box claimed it is waterproof. We never tested it since we had it for such a short time.

Functions / Performance / Controls

This is a 10 function vibrator. Some of them were hard to distinguish. But basically it started at a low intensity and went up from there. I think they were all steady vibrations, but it has died and I can't retest it. It was rather buzzy. I'm not fond of buzzy so didn't enjoy it. It has two buttons on the top. One of them is the on/off switch. The other is the function button. There are 10 settings. You just push the button to change the setting. While it still worked, the buttons were easy to use. It is very nice to have a separate on/off button. That means it can be turned off very quickly. Some vibes have to be cycled back through all the settings to turn off. That can be annoying when you need to turn it off quickly.

It is fairly quiet. It can be heard in the room, but not through a closed door.

While it worked, this was an easy to use bullet. Of course it had an untimely death so the easy funtionality is worth squat now.


Care and Maintenance

This can be washed with soap and water or cleaned with toy cleaner. We used toy wipes to clean it. Being small, it doesn't take up too much space. It can be easily stored in a drawer or wherever you put your sex toys. It's not discrete. It's very obviously a sex toy so probably shouldn't be left lying out in plain sight.

Personal comments

Like I said earlier, I wanted to write a positive review on this. My husband really enjoyed it even though it wasn't so great for me. I don't expect an inexpensive vibe to last forever, but I do expect it to last more than a week. I'm not too bummed because #1 it was free and #2 now I have a better idea of what works for my husband. Hopefully I can find him something he likes equally as well, but that lasts for a long time.
Follow-up commentary
What can I say? My husband still fools around with this trying to get it to work. He really loved this thing. It's too bad the quality was bad. It could have been a very fun toy.
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Comments
  • PeaceToTheMiddleEast
    PeaceToTheMiddleEast  
    Damn that sucks it died after 8 days. I am glad your hubby got to enjoy those 6 of it. Great review thanks for sharing!
  • MrGoodTool
    MrGoodTool  
    That is a bummer that it died so quickly! thanks for the review!
  • wrmbreze
    wrmbreze  
    Is this the one that was free with 70 dollars worth of product??? The one I had wouldn't even turn on, the batteries just got really hot after less than a minute inside. I figured I wouldn't complain since it was a freebie, but it was very disappointing.. Great review, sorry it didn't last long.
  • wrmbreze
    wrmbreze  
    That's what I get for reading and talking to my spouse at the same time... You already answered my question, LOL.
  • mpfm
    mpfm  
    Yes, it was the freebie. Sorry to hear yours didn't work at all. At least we got a week out of it.
  • Zombirella
    Zombirella  
    Wow, a week and watch batteries? I guess as a free gift I would get it but not out of pocket money or EF points.
  • Starshiptrooper84
    Starshiptrooper84  
    Great review thanks. My girlfriend got this in her last order and we haven't used it yet. But ten watch batteries holy crap is all I have to say. Glad it was free!
  • mpfm
    mpfm  
    Starship- I hope you have better luck with yours. If not, well then...glad it was free.
  • lovebites
    lovebites  
    thanks for the review!
  • Arlinnae
    Arlinnae  
    Thanks for the info
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