Rock-chick massager kit review by Lover's Choice Inc.

I am a skeptic.  I have a firm belief that either I am built funny (aren’t we all?) or that g-spotters are built funny.  One way or the other, g-spot toys don’t usually do it for me.  They’re too soft, or hit me in the wrong spot, or…

Having said that, the Rock Chick is now, according to my experience to date, The Best G-Spot Vibe Known To Mankind.  It rocks – literally, figuratively, and everything in between.

 Now, to be honest, I didn’t like the Rock Chick the first time I used it.  It was a little difficult to insert, and was almost uncomfortable.  Then again, I was tired, not that horny, and with little time to spare.  The next time, I had warmed up a bit with some erotic reading, complete with orgasm.  I decided to hop upstairs and see about the funky looking purple thing again, and was far from disappointed.  The first thing I noticed was that the unique shape of the toy helps maintain pressure on both my clit and my g-spot, which is always an issue for me with fingers or toys.  The vibrator is a small bullet vibe that gives a nice quiet buzz, but isn’t necessary for getting off – in fact, I chose to use it with the vibe off most of the time to better concentrate on internal sensations.  The rocking motion required for maximum benefit is simple and requires very little effort on the masturbator’s part.  The Rock Chick is versatile, too; it can be moved by rocking it with your hands, sitting on it and swiveling the hips, or even using the PC muscles to achieve smaller motions.

 I’ve heard the hype about g-spot orgasms.  I’ve had one or two myself, but none that shattered the earth or induced great floods from my nether regions.  The Rock Chick did enable another g-climax, but the biggest difference here is that I had to put significantly less effort to getting there myself this time.  It wasn’t bigger or better, but I really liked not having to do yoga just to reach the damn spot.  I have a feeling with practice, the g-spot will be easier to find and more responsive.  With this toy, I’m willing to do that practice.

I do have one complaint.  The Rock Chick needs to come with a warning that the first time one uses it, one may find themselves completely exhausted after the amazing orgasm they will likely experience.  I’m a girl that likes to keep going, or will sneak off for an orgasm at random times.  This toy left me so worn out from the pleasure that I was hard pressed not to just roll over and fall asleep in the afterglow.

It’s a bit cliché to say that the Rock Chick rocks, but it’s true.  I needed a little warming up before use, but that’s not a bother!  I recommend it for everyone interested in exploring the g-spot phenomenon, new or experienced.