Holiday ball gold duckie - discreet massager by Big Teaze Toys - review by Carrie Ann

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Holiday ball gold duckie

Discreet massager by Big Teaze Toys

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Get her Gold for Christmas

The Gold Ball Holiday Duckie is a fun, holiday themed toy that can be used all year round. Perfect as a discreet gift or a bit of fun. It's amazingly strong for such a small toy, and is very effective at providing pleasure. Excellent for anyone who prefers whimsical and non realistic toys.
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Pros:
Strong, discreet, small, easy to hide, non threatening.
Cons:
Very loud.
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

The Holiday Ball Gold Duckie is the epitome of cuteness and functionality for the Christmas season. It looks like an adorable ornament in it's packaging, and can certainly be used as one. Out of it's packaging, it looks like a toy and is absolutely discreet. In use? It's an oddly powerful little vibrator that can go in the tub with you.

The Duckie itself is best used as a clitoral (or other erogenous zone) stimulator. Its entire body vibrates, but is not really designed to be insertable. Pressing its head, beak, tail feathers or body against your clit, however, gives plenty of naughty fun.

Because it's so non threatening, strong, and even friendly and fun, the Holiday Ball Gold Duckie is the ideal toy for just about anyone. Beginners to advanced users are sure to get a kick out of it.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Couple foreplay/after climax play
    • Fast session/quickie
    • Relaxation/alone time
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bathtub
    • On the road/travel friendly
    • Shower

Material / Texture

The Duckie is made from phthalates free rubber and is quite firm. It feels more like plastic than rubber to me. The material is smooth to the touch with the only texture being the bulges and details of its body; beak, feathers, chubby cheeks. The only of these areas to really add extra stimulation is the beak, which is great if you like pinpoint clit stimulation as it's quite the pointy protrusion.

Beyond that, the hard rubber body is stimulating pretty much only when it's turned on and vibrating. Unlike a lot of rubber toys, this one has no noticeable smell, even immediately upon opening the package.

Design / Shape / Size

This Duckie is the travel or mini size, and measures approximately 3 x 3 x 2, including the head. It's physical design is super discreet, beyond cute and definitely non intimidating.

As a vibrator it's quite strong, especially as it runs on only 1AAA battery. It's a little bit bulky and strange to use if you're used to a more sleek and ergonomic vibrator, but a bit of creativity and playfulness has the duck doing exactly what it's supposed to do; vibrating you into a happy pleasure zone.

Because it can be left in the ornament ball for the holidays, left sitting in the bathroom, left just about anywhere without people thinking much of it, this is probably the epitome of a discreet toy. You could even remove the batteries and travel with it and no one would think anything of it.

Functions / Performance / Controls

The Gold Duckie runs on one AAA battery that is inserted into the battery chamber on its underside. A coin, screwdriver or butter-knife is required to open the compartment - very reminiscent of many battery operated toys when I was a kid. The compartment seals tight when you screw the cover back on and vibrations are turned on by twisting a small dial in the same area.

There is only one level of vibration and, on the toy I received, those vibrations are quite strong and loud! In this regard, the Duckie is not very discreet. It's going to be heard if you're using it in the bathtub - or anywhere - unless you have very thick doors and walls. It's not jackhammer loud but it's very obvious something is vibrating.

Its waterproof functionality works well - I've only had water get in the battery compartment once and that was when I left it in a sink for a few hours. If it does get wet inside, simply remove the battery and allow the interior to dry before closing it up again.

The Gold Ball Duckie floats but not right side up. It sort of tips over drunkenly but it does float.

Care and Maintenance

Rubber is porous, even hard rubber, so don't share your duckie unless you're fluid bonded with someone. Keep this toy as your own.

It can't be sterilized, but can be kept in good shape with a soap and water wash.

Both water based and silicone lubes are okay with the Duckie.

Packaging

The Holiday Ball Gold Duckie comes in a festive plastic package that contains both the gold and clear "ornament" and the Duckie inside that ornament. Everything is taped and tied down quite securely but once you open it, it's hard to get it all back together again.

If you wish to display this as a Holiday decoration, I'd suggest leaving the Duck in the ball.
Follow-up commentary
So the other day, I was all excited, went to show a friend all my cute little duckies and...

This one doesn't work anymore! I replaced the battery twice and it just... doesn't work.

Sucks cuz I've really not used it more than two or three times. :(
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Comments
  • Sundae
    Sundae  
    I really like how cute and non-threatening this duckie looks! I guess he's really more of a novelty in the end, rather than a streamlined sex machine, but it'd be a lovely way to gently introduce someone into the world of sex toys. Thanks for the review!
  • Carrie Ann
    Carrie Ann  
    Welcome! And you're right. He'd be a great way to introduce someone to vibrations, for sure.
  • Kayla
    Kayla  
    The ducky tips over drunkenly? That's horrible. Poor ducky. Thanks for the review, though. It's so cute. I really want one.
  • Sammi
    Sammi  
    Duckies are just so cute Smile
  • NuMe
    NuMe  
    Of all the Duckies, I like this one the best. Must be something about the gold. LOL!

    Great review!
  • Adriana Ravenlust
    Adriana Ravenlust  
    Did you hang it on your tree? I don't keep original packaging much but I probably will with the Santa duckie I have cause it's just too cute!
  • Carrie Ann
    Carrie Ann  
    I would have but it was just too big for our little tree. Sad face
  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    And this totally isn't a toy you can take apart! Damn...I have taken apart a few vibrating bullets to re solder the connections...Well I guess it is now JUST a rubber duckie
  • Ash1141
    Ash1141  
    Good review
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