Get wired.... to your computer.
Do you watch a lot of porn on your computer? Do you go through a lot of batteries? If so get this toy! No batteries just plug the USB cord into your computer and have some fun!This toy is strong! There are 7 different vibration patterns also!
Published: November 10, 2011
Pros:
Good vibration! Strong! Multispeed, Hooks up to your computer, no batteries...
Cons:
Hooks up to your computer, no batteries...
Do you watch a lot of porn on your computer? Do you go through a lot of batteries? If so get this toy! No batteries just plug the USB cord into your computer and have some fun!
When I saw this item up for review I knew I had to have it. Not because I watch porn on my lap but because I had never seen one of these before and wanted to try it out.
The E-sensual bullet by California Exotics plugs right into your USB port on a laptop or desk top computer. No batteries need which is awesome and this little guy is strong! And come on who doesn't love a bullet?
It's a pretty standard bullet only difference is it plugs into your computer. There are 7 different intense functions--- low, medium, and high. pulse and escalate etc. There is only 2 buttons. One is to turn it on and change the pattern and the other one only is for only off which i loved! I hate when you can to go cycle through them all just to turn it off!
The cord is pretty long; it's about 42 inches. Depending on where your USB port is it could be longer. If your USB port is in the back of your desk port computer you might have some issues with the cord length. I haven't tired it with a desktop since I have a laptop.
Cleaning I'm not really sure about. It didn't come with anything but being that it's not waterproof and there is a jointing line in the middle of the bullet I just used the Eden toy and body wipes to clean it after use which worked great!
Storing is toy is also pretty easy, it didn't come in any fancy box so I just kept it in my vintage suitcases with all the rest of my toys.
I think this is a great little idea for a toy however I would have liked it much more is it plugged into the USB port just to charge it.
When I saw this item up for review I knew I had to have it. Not because I watch porn on my lap but because I had never seen one of these before and wanted to try it out.
The E-sensual bullet by California Exotics plugs right into your USB port on a laptop or desk top computer. No batteries need which is awesome and this little guy is strong! And come on who doesn't love a bullet?
It's a pretty standard bullet only difference is it plugs into your computer. There are 7 different intense functions--- low, medium, and high. pulse and escalate etc. There is only 2 buttons. One is to turn it on and change the pattern and the other one only is for only off which i loved! I hate when you can to go cycle through them all just to turn it off!
The cord is pretty long; it's about 42 inches. Depending on where your USB port is it could be longer. If your USB port is in the back of your desk port computer you might have some issues with the cord length. I haven't tired it with a desktop since I have a laptop.
Cleaning I'm not really sure about. It didn't come with anything but being that it's not waterproof and there is a jointing line in the middle of the bullet I just used the Eden toy and body wipes to clean it after use which worked great!
Storing is toy is also pretty easy, it didn't come in any fancy box so I just kept it in my vintage suitcases with all the rest of my toys.
I think this is a great little idea for a toy however I would have liked it much more is it plugged into the USB port just to charge it.
Follow-up commentary
1 month after original review
I have used this twice, it's nice and strong but it still kinda sucks being stuck to your laptop. It's really nice not having to change batteries though.
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Does any one how long the cord length is? And is it easily yankable from the computer, because there would be nothing worse than a power failure!!!
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The reviews list the total cord length as about 42". It should attach like any USB device, so I wouldn't yank on it, but the 42" should give you some room :-)
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What does the Usb plug on the ESensual bullet plug into?
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Quote: What does the Usb plug on the ESensual bullet plug into?The USB port onto a computer for charging purposes.
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The E-sensual bullet can be used when plugged into the USB prot of any computer or laptop. Its a fun little gadget!
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not sure if I would enjoy something like this. thanks for sharing.
This is really interesting. I think this is a really cool idea for something small that you could use outside the bedroom for a little naughty fun or for travel. How loud is it. Os it powerful? Are the vibrations more buzzy or deeprer and rumbly?
wow. this could completely revolutionize time in the office. since you've already got cords draped over your lap for one reason or another (in my office we answer calls so have headsets with long cords) you could be pretty discreet about getting off... if thats something you're even capable or willing to do with coworkers around. i mean, maybe if you have hot coworkers.
I love the concept of this toy! Thanks for reviewing it. It is definitely going on to my wishlist.
This sounds so cool. Thanks for the review!
Really interesting! How powerful is it? How much space is between the bullet and the control? In the picture on the site, it doesn't look like much. Does the control get in the way?
I wouldn't agree that "not having batteries" is a Con....it's kinda the whole point. It's a niche item. Want to get off away from the computer? Then you use a different toy. But for people like me who actually DID spend a lot of time getting off while at work (and now that I work at home, even more so) it's got the chance of being awesome. It was a huge downer when I would forget to bring a spare set of batteries to work and be stuck halfway "there" and no more vibrator.
Thanks for the review.
Thanks for the review, i wanna try this out
Thank you for sharing
I don't think I agree with your cons being actual cons - the purpose of this is that it runs on no batteries, and is used for the computer.