Golden nugget - vibrator by Topco Sales - review by Crystal_Rose

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Hallelujah! I can get a divorce!!

...This bullet IS the best. Bar none. Nothing that runs on AAs is going to come anywhere close to this sucker in the strength department and that’s a downright guarantee. I have been quite the happy little camper since it arrived in the mail, and if the thing burns out within the next month, it will so NOT be its blessed little heart’s fault!! (snicker)...
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Pros:
I think my heading pretty much says it all
Cons:
Nothing except that it isn’t water-proof
Rating by reviewer:
5
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Hallelujah! I can get a divorce!! … From my previous bullet, that is! Lol!

Bet I got your attention though, huh? ;)

Seriously though, anyone who has read my pocket exotics bullet review knows I’ve had a rather testy, love-hate relationship with that bullet. Well, I am happy to say that we have officially parted ways! A 9v battery is SOOO the way to go! It’ll have Tina Turner’s “Simply the Best” lyrics skipping joyfully through your cranium!

This bullet IS the best. Bar none. Nothing that runs on AAs is going to come anywhere close to this sucker in the strength department and that’s a downright guarantee. I have been quite the happy little camper since it arrived in the mail, and if the thing burns out within the next month, it will so NOT be its blessed little heart’s fault!! (snicker)

First time I used this baby, I had three orgasms and a cat-who-ate-the-canary grin plastered on my face for a good thirty minutes afterward. To say I was thrilled would be an understatement. It was all I could do not to take my previous bullet and cheerfully send it where all the bad little sex toys go to die! As it is, its been regulated to the bottom of the toy box, strictly on retainer as an in-case-of-emergency backup if something happens to the new bullet in my life.

The sleeve the Golden Nugget comes with is a nice little touch, too. Not only does it add a different sensation to the mix, but it gives you something to hold on to in order to keep the bullet steady.

I really like the settings on it. Whereas some of the other bullets I’ve tried that have varying patterns to the pulsations which I find horribly distracting, this bullet’s pulse patterns remain consistent, and they are CHARGED. Just the first setting is enough to send me off like a freakin’ rocket and that is definitely a first.

The only draw-back is that it’s not water-proof. I would LOVE to take this toy into the bathtub, but that is unfortunately not an option. Pity, too. It would add a whole new definition to the phrase “making waves.”

If you only have one bullet in your collection, it needs to be this one. Heck, if you only have one sex toy it needs to be this one!

You know that age old question, if you were stranded on a desert island, what five things would you want to have with you? Well…for me… one would be this toy, second would be a rechargeable battery, third would be a battery charger, and the fourth would be a generator to plug the darn thing into! (can you tell I’ve given this some thought??)

Oh, yeah, and the fifth thing would be chocolate! ;)

Hey, at least I’d die happy!

Nah, not really, though. That wouldn’t really be my top five… I’d sacrifice the chocolate for a magical locator beacon so all the cute coast guard guys could come rescue me!

Heaven help them! Lol!
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  • Jimbo Jones
    Jimbo Jones  
    That is definitely a catchy title, alright. An egg vibrator that runs on a 9V battery, incredible! Glad this one has been a much better experience than your last one. Thanks for the review.
  • Crystal_Rose
    Crystal_Rose  
    ah, yeah, the 9v deal will spoil you for anything else if you are a power queen (or king) ... Definitely worth the price of admission! ;)
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    Glac  
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    Apirka  
    Thank you for sharing
  • tA
    tA  
    Thanks for the review.
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    Clubbinseals  
    Thanks for the review!
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