Hummingbird pleasure vibe - g-spot and clitoral vibrator by Nasstoys - review by Ke

When this toy arrived, I was so excited to try it. I have other similar toys, but I was overjoyed to get one that included pulsations. This, however, turned out to be a bitter disappointment.

The first thing I noticed about this toy was the smell. It was awful! We have now had the vibe a little over a month, and even with washing and use, it has not gotten much better.

The second thing I noticed was the noise. This is a very loud vibe. Really, you could wake the devil with it. This is certainly not a vibe to use when you do not want others to know because they will think you have a motorboat running.

The one thing I did like about the vibe was the shape of the insertable part. The curved design gives the vibe a nice feeling when inside, and the vibrations and pulsations carry well through the insertable region. That, however, is where the fun stopped.

The biggest problem with this vibe is that the beak on the bird was much too stiff. Everything was okay until that touched me, and then it was like a nail was being stabbed into me. We tried playing with it on our finger to loosen it up, trying different positions, applying extra lube, and many other things, but nothing seems to make this any more flexible. The only other thing we can think to do is to cut the beak off, but I am not sure how well that would work in the long run either.

Overall, unless you have nerves of steel, I would just move on to something else. This vibe is not worth its weight in dirt. You will be much better off if you find something else.

Oh, the purple is a nice, bright color (as I try to end on a positive note).