Hearts off to this bullet

For the low price, the Heart-On Bullet really is a great one to pop in your toybox or stash away as a little gift for someone. The print is adorable, it puts out some impressive vibrations and really covers all the bases for any standard bullet, without breaking the bank.
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Pros
Lovely print, strong vibrations, great price.
Cons
Dial is difficult to turn.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

The advantage of bullet vibes is that they're often versatile toys for all different sorts of external play or to add vibrations to a blow-job or other creative and sexy situations because they really pack a punch for such a small package. They're great for clit stimulation as they are the perfect size to sit comfortably between your lips and cover plenty of ground, so they can hit all of your clit along with the surrounding areas. However, the Heart-On Bullet, as with other bullets, is not particularly suited to internal stimulation as pulling on the connecting cord to remove it can cause damage to the delicate internal workings of the motor or may even break off from the bullet, which means it should not be used anally! Though you can put a condom on top and slip it inside vaginally, I think you'd be better off with other sorts of toys if you were looking for strong and satisfying internal vibrations.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Any couple
    • College students
    • Everyone
    • Sexually inexperienced/beginners
    • Fast session/quickie
    • Relaxation/alone time
    • Teasing a partner
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Dorm room/campus living
    • Home
    • On the road/travel friendly
    • Play party/event

Material / Texture

The hard plastic of the Heart-On Bullet doesn't have any scent or taste to it and is super smooth and thus great for rubbing and teasing in many sensitive areas. Add a little bit of lube and it really glides along easily, but it will sit comfortably on a clit if desired. It's rigid enough to withstand plenty of pressure and you really can't go wrong with it, even if you're new to sex toys. There are no bumps and lumps on the actual bullet that you have to worry about, but on the controller there is a small tab at the bottom which is kind of pointy and might scratch you accidentally. I only mention that because in my haste to squirm around to a new position I managed to poke myself a bit with it in my hand, but survived the ordeal!

Design / Shape / Size

The actual bullet is 2 1/4" and as I mentioned, this makes it really versatile, but also still perfect for clitoral stimulation, as it's got plenty of girth and length to cover the area you need. The control pack fits comfortably in your hand and the wire connecting this to the bullet is about 23" inches, which allows enough room for solo play, but isn't particularly flexible for those needing more room with a partner. It's discreet enough to pop in your bag for a day trip, but not the most innocuous looking thing if someone was to happen upon it.

The heart print on this bullet definitely makes it look a little classier than most cheaply sex toys. It would be perfect for an inexpensive gift, as the print is much better than that tacky baby pink colour so many lower-end toys seem to favour. It also seems to be 'built-in' to the plastic so it won't scratch off or fade with use.

Functions / Performance / Controls

The bullet is operated via a small dial on the front of the battery pack. I found this to be an utter pain to turn, especially when things are slippery, as the notches don't aid in gripping the dial and it's rather flat and smooth. This means that turning it off in a hurry can be a bit of a problem, so I wouldn't recommend this to people who might suddenly need to switch it off to avoid awkward situations! However, past that the controls really are simple and there is a little light which gets brighter the higher you crank up the vibrations.

The vibrations start off fairly strong and build to a significant high, so it's not for those who want a whisper gentle touch on their clit. It's not the quietest of bullets, especially on the highest setting, but I really don't think it's too much of an issue. Under blankets it is definitely inaudible from through a door, even on the highest setting, but I'd say even without being muffled under sheets or a doona it's not exceptionally loud and on most settings wouldn't be heard through a door without being listened for. Though the box states that the toy is waterproof I was not be game to test this myself! Perhaps the bullet itself is somewhat waterproof, but the battery pack does not appear to seal anywhere near tightly enough to survive immersion.

Care and Maintenance

Care for the Heart-On Bullet is really very simple. I simply wipe mine down with a bit of toy-cleaner and the hard plastic comes up just fine. You can also use a slightly damp cloth, but I'd be wary of getting any water in the battery compartment. It is also an accepting sort of toy, so it won't have issues with different types of lubes or react badly with any other items in your toybox.

Packaging

The packaging for this particular bullet isn't the greatest and leans towards the tacky-dated pink floral background with an unhappy looking model posing dreamily next to the bullet. On the back a few of the models of the 'Pleasure Bullet' are shown, with promises that it is 'Quiet, Ultra-Power, Multi-Speed' and waterproof, perhaps of which one is true. However, it is just an easy to open clear clamshell package with a cardboard insert, so it won't cause you too much trouble if you want to pop it out in a hurry.
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  • Contributor: V.T.T
    This bullet is so mega cute. Great review, thanks so much!
  • Contributor: Blooddragon
    Thank you!
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