Dreamboat with remote - triple stimulation vibrator by Vibratex - review by Neotigress

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Dreamboat with remote

Triple stimulation vibrator by Vibratex

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Hello, is there anybody in there?...

This is so poorly designed and difficult to clean that I simply can't recommend it. There are many other great choices on Eden than this one.

If you are a very tiny woman in stature and vaginally, this might be pleasurable to you, but I would still caution against this toy because the vibes are buzzy and weak.
Published:
Pros:
remote controlled
Cons:
hard to clean, buzzy, loud, poorly designed
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review

Use

This remote controlled vibrator is intended to be used by women who wear it inserted and it is designed to stimulate the g-spot, clit and anus at the same time, and being remote controlled you can use it solo or give the control to your partner for some surprising fun.

Due to the noise level of this toy, you would have to use it at home or somewhere with REALLY loud back ground ambient noise levels.

Because of my anatomy, this toy hit none of my erogenous zones, it was too short and too small to hit anything. So it would require a very petite woman to enjoy it.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Gag gift
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere with loud background noise
    • Home
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Remoted control

Material / Texture

The dream boat is made from vinyl with a material safety rating of two. It is suggested that you use a condom with this toy, and I would agree; not only because of the material, but because the way this toy is designed, it is not even safely splash proof.


The materials list states that vinyl is "composed of chlorine, based on common salt, and ethylene, from crude oil.... and is not as porous as jelly, but is still porous.

You can use water or silicone based lubes with this toy, but I would strongly urge you to use a condom as this is really difficult to clean.

The texture is a bit sticky, but not the lint magnet of silicone. Most of the toy is smooth, but there are bumpy bits where it is intended to hit your clit and anal area.

This toy is moderatly rigid, with a bit of flexibility at the g-spot protrudence.

The remote is a hard plastic.
    • Light odor
    • Somewhat porous
    • Sticky

Design / Shape / Size

wee junk

I have taken forever to finish this review. I have tried this toy in as many different ways as I can think. I've started to stay away from my EF community because I've felt guilty over not getting this review done and for not being able to find anything good to say about this toy.

I have really tried, and this is just a really poorly designed toy.

As you can see by the photo, the insertable portion is shortened by the nubs that stick up. Those nubs are supposed to stimulate the clit and the anus, but they hit neither and mearly serve to shorten the insertable length of the toy by hitting the skin surface and keeping the toy from inserting all the way.

I can't begin to verbally describe this toy better than showing you a photo of it with the dimensions.

Additionally this toy has a weak and loud vibe. So it does not stimulate BUT it can be heard externally.

And because the bottom housing to the vibe is so large and heavy, the toy does not stay naturally inserted in the vagina, you have to wear tight underwear to hold it in place, and when you walk around it feels like you're trying to hold a small log between your thighs.

This was just so poorly thought out on all fronts, and I can't imagine that there was any kind of product testing on this toy.

This toy is not discreet, I wouldn't waste valuable luggage space traveling with it, and honestly, I just wouldn't recommend it, not even as a gag gift. It's not funny.
    • Futuristic

Functions / Performance / Controls

This is supposed to be a remote controlled g-spot internal toy. The remote didn't funtion outside of 10 feet. The toy is loud, and weak.

On the bottom of the toy, there is a switch so you can turn the remote off. This toy had one function and off. So it was just really lack-luster on all fronts.

The remote did come with a battery which was nice as it was a dreaded N size battery, but I did provide my own AAA pair for the main body of the toy.

This toy is not waterproof, and the casing is so loose that I don't even feal confident calling it splash proof for cleaning purposes.

You can easily hear the toy when inserted outside the body. You could hear it even under covers but not through a closed door.

The vibe is weak and buzzy... rather irritating than pleasurable.
    • Battery guzzler
    • Not discreet at all
    • Weak

Care and Maintenance

This toy is made of vinyl and can be used with water based or silicone lubes; however it is so difficult to clean, I would recommend the use of a condom both for the questionable nature of the material and because this toy is so difficult to clean due to the design.

The battery compartment door is loose and so you have to take great care if you are using running water, BUT the numbs at both the cliteral and anal points require a toothbrush to get clean. Any fluids that get in there cling to the sticky vinyl surface.

I don't know truly how compatible this toy is with other materials, but the dubious ingredients and porous nature of the vinyl have encouraged me to keep the toy in its own bag or Ziploc container and I remove the batteries as well.
    • Hard to clean
    • High maintenance

Personal comments

As with any "one size fits" all item, this toy is a "one size fits few". I am not sure what woman the designers used to size this toy by, but she had to be extremely diminutive.

I have really struggled with this review, as I try very hard to find good uses for items other than intended, but this item is so poorly designed, so buzzy and so loud when inserted, that I am sorry, I don't have anything good to say about this item, and I would really strongly suggest that if you're thinking about remote control play,look at some of the other, really highly rated items that Eden has to offer.
    • Loud
    • Poorly designed

Experience

This toy was just an utter disappointment. It doesn't hit anything. The g-spot end is far too short and not girthy enough. The clit portion is too short and falls short of my clit by centimeters, as well as the anal bump, which lands somewhere in my taint.

In order to walk around with this and use it in any semblance of remote control play, you have to where really tight panties so it doesn't fall out and really be a hindrance. The boat portion is large and awkward enough that you can't were this discreetly with pants.

This is so loud that you can easily here it even with the TV or radio on, so public use would have to be somewhere really loud.

The remote only works in a 10 foot radius and the functions are buzzy and not very strong.

I was so very disappointed with this toy on every single level, it was the opposite of pleasurable and just felt silly and awkward.

When it was time to clean up, the battery door is so vulnerable that the toy doesn't even feel safely splash proof, but the bumps on the clit and anal portions really require "soap, water and a toothbrush" to get clean.

There are many other really great options on Eden for remote play or g-spot stimulation. This is something that I really can't in good conscience recommend to anyone.
    • Awkward
    • Disappointing
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Comments
  • - Kira -
    - Kira -  
    Great review! It's always hard to write a review when something is such a fail. You did an awesome job. Hope to see you around more since you got this review finished.
  • Neotigress
    Neotigress  
    I've missed all my EF peeps. And @-Kira- thank you. This was THE hardest review I've ever written. I wouldn't allow myself to work on any other reviews until I finished this one, and I am now working on a book review that I can't wait to publish as it's an AWESOME 5 star book!
  • travelnurse
    travelnurse  
    Thanks for the review! and yes the ones we don't like are the hardest to write!
  • Missmarc
    Missmarc  
    Great review, thank you!
  • Sodom and Gomorrah
    Sodom and Gomorrah  
    Thanks for the great review!
  • roskat
    roskat  
    What a flop toy.
  • Septimus
    Septimus  
    Wonderful review! Thanks for not sugar-coating anything, this is information we need to know!
  • shorejen9
    shorejen9  
    This was excellent, thank you!
  • LavenderSkies
    LavenderSkies  
    Thanks!
  • LoneOokami
    LoneOokami  
    Thanks for the review.
  • Dawnwill
    Dawnwill  
    Thank you
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    mmmmm  
    Thanks for the review
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