Vibrating egg 10-speed remote controlled - egg vibrator by Shots media - review by Lady Venus

This 10-speed wireless remote egg can be enjoyed solo and especially enjoyed by couples. By giving the remote to your partner and you can leave your pleasure in their fingertips! While designed to be enjoyed internally, this can also be used to stimulate externally as well. This may be a good one for size queens, as it is on it larger side. While I personally didn't get to enjoy this out in public, (due to it's large size!) my partner and I like to play with this at home for shit n' giggles. The egg is waterproof, so it can be enjoyed in the water and is easy to clean. It'll work your kegels too!

NOTE: This is NOT to be inserted anally!

The bullet is made of a velvety, matte, body safe, non-porous ABS plastic, which is hard and has absolutely no give to it. It feels silky smooth to the touch. It doesn't add any extra stimulation, however by adding a dab of lubricant it makes the surface really slick and easier to glide over your skin and much easier to insert. There is no smell or taste.

This little gadget comes in two separate pieces; the egg, and the matching wireless remote. I adore the snazzy colors in which is is available - I chose the orange one. The egg is a bit on the larger side measuring about 3 1/3 inches long, with a diameter of 1 1/4 inches and circumference of 4 inches. Attached to the egg is a clear rubber coated, looped wire which doubles as an antenna and the retrieval cord. When using internally, a dab of lubricant helps with insertion. I found the egg to be a too large and uncomfortable to wear for longer periods of time. The remote is tiny, measuring about 2 inches x 1 inch, and can be clipped to your key ring. There is a sliding cover which protects your buttons from accidentally being pressed, which can easily be slid open with your thumb. I suggest not to lose the remote as there is no way to control the egg without it. Giving its design and size, it's easy to hide and suitable for travel.

The egg is powered by 2-AAA batteries (included) and is controlled by the remote, which is powered by a 27A 12 volt battery(also included). It is very simple to operate. There are three buttons on the remote; a power button (so it can be easily turned off on a whim), and two arrowed buttons which are used to cycle up/down through the 10 different functions, which are:

1. low constant vibration
2. medium constant vibration
3. high constant vibration
4. rapid pulsing
5. 4 pulses + 1 higher pulse
6. escalating
7. pulsing, increasing in strength with each pulse
8. slow pulsation increasing to faster pulsations
9. constant vibration + random fast pulses
10. same as 9, but stronger

To insert the batteries, simply unscrew the bullet. The two halves are sealed by an o-ring making it 100% waterproof. I have full submersed this under water and no water has gotten into the battery compartment. The remote is not waterproof. You will notice an increase in the battery life if you remove the batteries during storage.

While inserted, the vibrations are barely heard. They would not be heard if worn out to a place where there is a lot of noise. But in a silent room, you can hear a faint buzz while the bullet is inserting - especially on the higher settings. While using the bullet externally, it can be easily be heard through a closed door.

While the box states that it has a range 100 feet (20 meters), we found that to be close to accurate. However, I also found that while wearing the bullet internally, I had to be plain sight of the remote for it to pick up signal. If I went into the bedroom while my partner was in the living room, it did not work.

This is extremely easy to care for. Being waterproof you can run it under water. Wash it with soap and warm water or an antibacterial toy cleaner. To sterilize it you can wipe it down is alcohol. Giving its material and size, you can store this just about anywhere, and it is toy box friendly. Remove the batteries before storing as it is a battery guzzler!

It was a juggle between a 3-star and a 4-star toy. The fact that it's body safe, discreet, easy to clean, fun to play with, and waterproof make it a wonderful toy. However, considering its large size and I was unable to wear it out like intended, and the fact that it guzzles batteries, am giving it 3 stars. It's an "OK" toy, but I'm not wowed by it. I'm still in search for my perfect remote egg.

I have played with this both solo and with my partner. After adding a dab of lube to the bullet and rubbing it around arousing my clit, the bullet slid right in. It's a nice size, so it doesn't go unnoticed. You can definitely feel it! I really enjoy the vibrations internally. While they aren't enough to get me off, they are pleasantly strong. While inserted, I can feel the vibrations in my entire tummy area. Clitorally, it is a bit too buzzy for my taste but definitely strong enough to get me off. However, I've always been one for clitoral stimulation, internal vibrations don't seem to do much for me. The strength and overall vibrations are about as equivalent to your typical bullet vibe.

When my partner and I played with it together, I sometimes found it kind of hard to be "secretive" about it because in some cases the egg didn't pick up the signal and he'd ask "did it work?" or "what's it doing now?", I then knew to expect it. But when he did catch me off guard it was startling and arousing. We like to play with this around the house and we have lots of fun with it. I'm disappointed that I didn't get to wear this out in public, as it is uncomfortably too large for me, making it hard for me to sit down or wear it long periods of time. Although, I think it would be really fun to do.

I've also tried to wear this externally in my panties, to transform them into "vibrating panties" but it resulted in nothing more than bulgy, saggy panties. Fail.