High Class BlissThe vibrations aren't really meant to get you off, but to tease you. This is an amazing toy to use to make an evening more special. The quietness of the toy means it is great to use in any setting. Honestly, this toy is just amazing.
Of course I got this toy the day I intended on using it. I charged it for about thirty minutes and knew that I wouldn't get a full usage out of it, but intended on having SOME fun at least. To charge it, there is a heart shaped base that you put the egg on and the base lights up red when it is charging and green when it is done. Before you start to play with the egg, turn it on. This is one thing that the guy in charge of the remote had to tell me when I was sad because it wasn't working (reading the directions would have been helpful, heh). There is a little button near the string retrieval that you press and hold to turn it on.
The first night I used it, I used it externally. Heavenly. I was wearing jeans with a longer shirt so nothing was noticeable. I used it both in a silent car and in a pretty full restaurant and nothing could be heard in either situation. This is great considering some remote bullets are so darn loud! The bullet was placed in between my lips and nestled against me. I feel like I was walking funny, but even when the toy was off it offered this delicious pressure that I personally enjoy so even if I was walking funny it felt great.
The first night everyone was amazed with the span of the remote. I was in a large restaurant and we had one whole side to ourselves so we tested this out really well. I sat in the middle of the room (quite happily) while a few people ran around seeing how well the remote would work. From where I was seated to the furthest end of the room it was fifteen-seventeen feet and the remote would still work. They would press the button randomly and I would raise my hand when I felt the change in vibration, it worked 95% of the time. Which is pretty darn impressive in my mind. Then they went to the other side of the restaurant, which wasn't as far (only about twelve-fifteen feet) but it was in the bathroom so there was walls in the way. That time I was really impressed because it STILL WORKED!!! I was shocked and right there I knew that this review would be easy as pie because I adore this toy.
Now, that was wearing it externally. How about wearing it internally? It worked almost as well. Before I said that it worked about 95% of the time, internally it worked about 85-90% of the time. This time it was fully charged too. Charging was easy, I set the bullet in the heart base and it turned red which meant it was charging. When the light turned green it meant it was finished charging. Simple.
I personally felt that wearing it externally was more comfortable. The bullet is sort of large for insertion for me, plus I just liked how it felt on my clit versus insertion. I do wish that the string was coated so it would be easier to clean, I know I have other toys that have coated string that hold up so much nicer than regular string. It would be stained easily, so refrain from using this when you are menstruating.
This is a great toy, and the perfect way to tease your partner and spice up your evening. It is rechargeable (although the remote isn't, it takes small weird batteries but the battery lasts a while in it). It is smooth and great to wear internally or externally. The span of the remote to the bullet is huge, further than any other toy like this. I usually don't talk about price tags in my reviews, but this is worth every penny. It actually works!!! If this is something you are interested in, save up for it because it is not going to be something you regret.