Speeding bullets armor piercing - bullet vibrator by Evolved Novelties - review by Jobthingy

USE:

Evolved has once again made me a happy girl with the Speeding Bullets Armor Piercing. Not only is it the cutest little thing I have ever seen, it packs quite a bit of power. Being so small, the Speeding bullet is used as an external toy. Please do not attempt to use this little thing in your butt because it will get lost in there faster than you can blink and you will be that guy/girl in the ER. No one wants that.

It is waterproof so you can take your fun to the shower or bath, or just keep it within reach by the bed. It is really so small you could probably tuck it between your mattress and box spring for easy access and no one would be the wiser. It is really quiet too. No louder than your cell phone.



MATERIAL/TEXTURE/DESIGN/SHAPE:

This bullet is all of 2.5 inches long and has a dull pointed head. I have the pink one which is your typical bubble gum pink. The vibrations come from the tip but can be felt all over because it is so small. The vibrations are high pitched and buzzy and can give you itchy fingers but with the power it kicks out, you probably won't be holding it that long. It gets me off very fast.

It is made of very soft, smooth plastic that has little to no drag. Plastic is non-porous, phthalates and latex free, and also hypo-allergenic. It runs on 3 watch batteries that come included, with an extra set. Those can sometimes be hard to find but it is worth it for such a small toy. There was no smell or taste coming out of the box with this one.

Would you believe this little thing even has 5 speeds? It has a low and high vibration and then a medium pulse, fast pulse and a long and quick pulse setting. You cycle through these by simply pushing the little button on the bottom. That will cycle through them all and turn it off.


CARE AND STORAGE:

Clean this little one with your favorite toy cleaner or just mild soap and warm water. Plastic cannot be sanitized so if you intend to share please cover it up. It is, however, compatible with any lube you have. You can store it just about anywhere because it is so small. In your drawer, your purse, or even your jeans pocket for quick access. It does come in a very small box not much bigger than the toy itself which could also suit just fine for storage.



HOW DID IT WORK?

Wow. Do not ever think that such a little thing can be useless because let me tell you, I was blown away at the power this itty bitty thing held just having it in the palm of my hand. From there I put it to use and I was floored. It is just as powerful as my corded bullet I have had for years and the glorious part is that it has all that oomph without the bulk. Well done, once again, Evolved!