HO HUM Not Impressed, Cheap Toy

Save your money and buy a higher quality bullet, it's not worth the disappointment in this cheap toy. I would expect to find this quality of a toy in a dollar store. It would work as a novelty item at a party. This will go to the bottom of the bucket.
Published:
Pros:
7 speeds
Textured
Controller has a great feel
Cons:
Cheap plastic
Gold paint could chip
Not waterproof as advertised
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review
Uses

This is a bullet, used for clitoral stimulation and vaginal insertion. The product packaging states that it is waterproof but that is just the bullet, not the wire connected to the bullet or the controller. You could use this for anal stimulation but that would not be recommended due to no flared base, and I wouldn't trust the wire to pull it out. The bullet can be used for solo or couples play. I tried it solo three times and couples play just once. It got left in the dust on all of the occasions to get a different toy. It just didn't do anything for me.

Material/texture

The bullet is made from plastic, rated 8 on the safety scale, hypoallergenic/latex free/Phthalates free. Plastic is non porous. It has graduated grooves on the shaft of the bullet. The controller has a soft silky texture to it. The bullet itself seems very cheap to me and then the controller had such a nice feel to it.

Design/Shape/Size

The bullet is 5 inches long. The product details state the 4 inches of it is insertable (I thought that a bullet could be fully inserted) The diameter is 1 1/4inches. It has a grooved texture, and comes in gold or silver colors. It has a wire connected to the controller that is 21 inches long and the controller is 4 inches tall, 1 3/4 inches wide.

Functions/Performance/Controls

The bullet has 7 different speeds to it from low to high and three different pulsating patterns. The patterns didn't seem that exciting to me and I ran through them all several times. The bullet is only slightly buzzy, and cannot be heard through closed doors. The controller has an on/off button and a separate button for the vibration speeds. If you turn the bullet off and then on again it starts back at the lowest speed. There is no hesitation between speeds of vibration when you change them. The 2AA batteries are inserted into the bottom of the controller.

Care and Maintenance

The rocket bullet is easy to clean with antibacterial soap and water, wipes or toy cleaners could also be used. I always use water based lubricants but a silicone, hybrid or oil could be used with this product. There are no special requirements for storing plastic toys. This one will be headed to the bottom of the pile.

Packaging

The rocket bullet came in a thin cardboard box with a plastic tray holding the toy. It is not discreet as it has pictures of the product on each side. The bottom of the box reads (1)Just for personal, make sure the product clean before and after using. (2) Keep the wire and the controller dry when cleaning.
On the top of the box it says "sex toys bring more erhotic pleasure to the world" misspelling and all. It is made and packaged in china. (They didn't have spell check.)
Experience
I didn't like this bullet, it didn't do anything for me. It didn't get me excited or perform when I was excited. I used it vaginally, on my clitoris, back to vaginal, ran through the vibration settings, ran through them again, and finally picked up another toy. When I used it with my husband on my clitoris it was more annoying than anything, I finally had him stop and put it aside. I know it's not fair to compare a vibrator to a bullet, but this would definitely be the "granny panties" in the drawer whereas, most of my vibrators would be considered Victoria Secret's lace. You would only use them if you had to. I gave this bullet a two star rating only because it did have a great controller with a variety of speeds. I would not take this thing anywhere near water because I doubt that it is waterproof.
Follow-up commentary
I tried this again today, it doesn't work for me. I can use it for my coffee though. I need to come up with more alternative uses.
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My Rocket bullet tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Masturbation
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Not descreet
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Genitals
    • Mutual stimulation
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Comments
  • G&L
    G&L  
    Thanks for the great review!
  • Scorpionwally
    Scorpionwally  
    great review
  • SneakersAndPearls
    SneakersAndPearls  
    At first I thought you must be tired to make all those spelling errors in your review, then I realized that's what it actually said on the package! If they can't be bothered to make sure the text is correct, how good could the toy itself be? Thanks for the review!
  • Mamastoys
    Mamastoys  
    Great review!! sorry it was yucky for you but thanks for the warning!! and I love the misspellings!! Kinda scary!!
  • AlianneCimorene
    AlianneCimorene  
    Thanks for the great, detailed review!
  • Rey
    Rey  
    thx for the honest review
  • pasdechat
    pasdechat  
    Nice review, and glad to see I wasn't the only one who found this toy underwhelming :\
  • freshbananas
    freshbananas  
    Great review!
  • travelnurse
    travelnurse  
    Thanks for all of your comments, I have since found typo's on the Eden fantasys free ring too.
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